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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 2:09:57 GMT -5
*Sitting in sage position*
Love is...(goes on for 30 minutes about how love is this)
And you therefor see...(goes on for 10 more minutes about how love is that)
And so now we understand that (goes on for 10 more minutes about how love is the other)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 2:10:45 GMT -5
(language) But on a serious note, I was depressed for a year after being dumped but I got better because I found somebody better. But I thought you were the Heartbreaker!!! Don't break your new boyfriends heart. His achy breaky heart or he may kidnap a dingos baby!
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Mar 22, 2014 2:34:12 GMT -5
(language) But on a serious note, I was depressed for a year after being dumped but I got better because I found somebody better. But I thought you were the Heartbreaker!!! Don't break your new boyfriends heart. His achy breaky heart or he may kidnap a dingos baby! Now I haven't the faintest idea who that lucky SOB is, but I'm sure she'd never break his heart. I also know for a fact he'd never kidnap a dingoes baby!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2014 2:36:06 GMT -5
But I thought you were the Heartbreaker!!! Don't break your new boyfriends heart. His achy breaky heart or he may kidnap a dingos baby! Now I haven't the faintest idea who that lucky SOB is, but I'm sure she'd never break his heart. I also know for a fact he'd never kidnap a dingoes baby! So the culprit isn't a real Aussie cause Aussies biggest nemesises are baby kidnapping Dingos!
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Mar 22, 2014 2:43:40 GMT -5
Now I haven't the faintest idea who that lucky SOB is, but I'm sure she'd never break his heart. I also know for a fact he'd never kidnap a dingoes baby! So the culprit isn't a real Aussie cause Aussies biggest nemesises are baby kidnapping Dingos! Thirty years ago maybe. Get with the times, old man!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 22, 2014 9:48:43 GMT -5
It's not a personal story but it always warms my heart to think about. Wayne Allwine and Russi Taylor were both voice actors, they were married for many years, raised a family, and stayed together till death did part them. But it's who they were the voices of that is so great. Wayne was the voice of Mickey Mouse and Russi was the voice of Minnie Mouse. Mickey and Minnie, together, awesome. See the universe does let you be with the right person, if you let it.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Mar 22, 2014 10:01:58 GMT -5
Love sucks. You show yourself off like a peacock trying to attract someone for what? Sex? Commitment? A sense of purpose? Its stupid, and the rules of which dating and love has been set are ridiculous if you look at them pragmatically. And if you do find the "one", which is highly unlikely that if in 9 billion people on this planet and one of them is the "perfect match" for you, the chick you met at the bar is going to be the "one", what is the end game? Pain. Either you break up, one of you leaves or one of you dies. Love is just setting yourself up for pain 50 years down the road. Also love is useless. Lets call a spade a spade, what does love do for a person financially, how does love get me into a better job? It doesn't. Love is a drug. We need love. We need to be held, we need to be touched, we need to be needed, we need to be depended upon. Love corrupts your soul the second you even sniff at it. Even though my first taste of that sweet drug ended with my heart being destroyed I patched it back together and I ache for a hit. I date, I make myself into a better person in order to try and get love because I don't want to be without it any longer. If love was a Vegas game the house would always win, but dammit if I wouldn't give my last penny for the chance to win that foolish game. Alright, not for nothing, but is this from something? Because I could totally see this being said by Ron Pearlman or something in a noir film. Anyway SS, here's something to cheer you up!
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Post by Square on Mar 22, 2014 10:09:38 GMT -5
Love sucks. You show yourself off like a peacock trying to attract someone for what? Sex? Commitment? A sense of purpose? Its stupid, and the rules of which dating and love has been set are ridiculous if you look at them pragmatically. And if you do find the "one", which is highly unlikely that if in 9 billion people on this planet and one of them is the "perfect match" for you, the chick you met at the bar is going to be the "one", what is the end game? Pain. Either you break up, one of you leaves or one of you dies. Love is just setting yourself up for pain 50 years down the road. Also love is useless. Lets call a spade a spade, what does love do for a person financially, how does love get me into a better job? It doesn't. Love is a drug. We need love. We need to be held, we need to be touched, we need to be needed, we need to be depended upon. Love corrupts your soul the second you even sniff at it. Even though my first taste of that sweet drug ended with my heart being destroyed I patched it back together and I ache for a hit. I date, I make myself into a better person in order to try and get love because I don't want to be without it any longer. If love was a Vegas game the house would always win, but dammit if I wouldn't give my last penny for the chance to win that foolish game. Alright, not for nothing, but is this from something? Because I could totally see this being said by Ron Pearlman or something in a noir film. Anyway SS, here's something to cheer you up! I'm a fantastic writer
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Post by camsamurai06 on Mar 22, 2014 13:06:26 GMT -5
Oh here's one that'll get you tickled with feels. One of my buddies has been together with one girl ever since were were all kids. She was a hell of a tomboy and he had always crushed on her but was what a tv trope would identify as a "dogged nice guy". One day about eight of us snuck into the garden of a mammoth estate and climbed into a tree. Being a hot day, most of us had our shirts off and tied to the waists of our trousers, and some of were trying to act macho in front of the girls in our party, arm-wrestling and spraying some deoderant we'd borrowed. The guy of course was completly shy and unassuming and we heckled him a bit, so the tomboy lass suddenly sprang up, took her own t-shirt off, sprayed some deoderant on herself and kissed the boy on the lips and told him, while posing half-naked, to ask her out. He did. They got married just two years ago and are expecting a child at the moment. She's not so much a tomboy, she's blossomed into quite the looker, and she's a practising mental health nurse. The poor kid has had a lot of mental problems over the years, a combination of aspergers and something that's never quite been identified. He had a breakdown in 2010 and she helped him cope with it, it helped prepare her for her future job prospects. The quality of his life is so good now, and all because of her.
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