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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 22:36:54 GMT -5
It looks like she's about to cover up Bret's groin. I guess we can add the Alamo as something that gives Bret an erection. Therapist: OK, Bret we're going to do some word analogies. I"ll say something and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Therapist: Divas Bret: Boner Therapist: Alamo Bret: Boner Therapist: The Dungeon Bret: Boner Therapist: HHH Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Fabulous Moolah Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Jim Neidhart Bret: Boner
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Post by Throwback on Mar 28, 2014 22:38:24 GMT -5
Therapist: OK, Bret we're going to do some word analogies. I"ll say something and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Therapist: Divas Bret: Boner Therapist: Alamo Bret: Boner Therapist: The Dungeon Bret: Boner Therapist: HHH Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Fabulous Moolah Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Jim Neidhart Bret: Boner Here's a sentence I never thought I'd write "I've heard Jason Alexander as a duck and I want to hear more"
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Post by celticjobber on Mar 29, 2014 0:57:19 GMT -5
It looks like she's about to cover up Bret's groin. I guess we can add the Alamo as something that gives Bret an erection. The only way Bret can have sex now is if she starts things off by saying "Remember the Alamo". Lets hope Bret never watches "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure"...
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Post by BigBadZ on Mar 29, 2014 1:34:56 GMT -5
This is anniversary night for Bret and his wife: This is long nights on the road: He never makes it to the end of either film
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2014 7:56:30 GMT -5
I love this thread!
I also love that Triple H has got next to no mention, when I posted it I thought we'd have an odd chuckle at Bret before moving on to Triple H fairly quickly
Triple H is not the Top draw, he is the guy who works with the guy who is the top draw (and has the boner)
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Post by Slapcrunk on Mar 29, 2014 10:57:29 GMT -5
It looks like she's about to cover up Bret's groin. I guess we can add the Alamo as something that gives Bret an erection. Therapist: OK, Bret we're going to do some word analogies. I"ll say something and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Therapist: Divas Bret: Boner Therapist: Alamo Bret: Boner Therapist: The Dungeon Bret: Boner Therapist: HHH Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Fabulous Moolah Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Jim Neidhart Bret: Boner Now repeat after me, Bret. The first word is "That" Bret: That Great!!! Keep going. "That. Would..." Bret: Wou... Wou...Wo BONER!!!
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Post by edgestar on Mar 29, 2014 20:25:14 GMT -5
This is my favorite thread ever.
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Post by Throwback on Mar 29, 2014 22:17:57 GMT -5
Therapist: OK, Bret we're going to do some word analogies. I"ll say something and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Therapist: Divas Bret: Boner Therapist: Alamo Bret: Boner Therapist: The Dungeon Bret: Boner Therapist: HHH Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Fabulous Moolah Bret: 4/10 Therapist: Jim Neidhart Bret: Boner Now repeat after me, Bret. The first word is "That" Bret: That Great!!! Keep going. "That. Would..." Bret: Wou... Wou...Wo BONER!!! Ok. we'll move on to ink blots. what do you see? Bret: Boner
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Post by Crimson on Mar 30, 2014 10:47:07 GMT -5
Always knew Bret was really part of the Kliq. It was a work brother, his boner gave him away!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2014 16:47:54 GMT -5
Now repeat after me, Bret. The first word is "That" Bret: That Great!!! Keep going. "That. Would..." Bret: Wou... Wou...Wo BONER!!! Ok. we'll move on to ink blots. what do you see? Bret: Boner Dr. Kevin Nash: I showed you all five of these, and every time you say "boner". Are you going to tell me for one second that this doesn't to some degree look like Jim Hellwig's penis?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2014 17:20:01 GMT -5
BRAZZERS
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 30, 2014 18:45:37 GMT -5
I wonder if Bret was wooden on his delivery
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Post by edgestar on Mar 30, 2014 18:53:10 GMT -5
I wish they did an anniversary edition WrestleMania album. In the first one, Bret said it wasn't the right time to say goodbye.. in an anniversary edition, there's never been a wrong match to get a boner (unless it was Moolah)
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Post by 543Y2J on Apr 17, 2014 14:46:30 GMT -5
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