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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 24, 2014 22:17:39 GMT -5
As suggested in the Raw thread:  "Jonathan is always telling me to trim my bush, but I don't live anywhere near a garden" |
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Mar 24, 2014 22:24:41 GMT -5
"I still don't understand why Fandango didn't sell me movie tickets?" |
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Mar 24, 2014 22:25:18 GMT -5
"Sin Cara told me he wanted me to feel his Latino Heat but I'm not a thermometer so I passed." |
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Mar 24, 2014 22:32:39 GMT -5
"And then Mr. Laurinaitis told me to cup his balls like this." |
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Post by turkeysandwich on Mar 24, 2014 22:35:38 GMT -5
"Ryback asked me if the carpet matched the drapes, but he knows I only have venetian blinds in my house." |
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Post by Sparvid on Mar 24, 2014 22:39:49 GMT -5
"Bret Hart? I'd rate him 4/10." |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 24, 2014 22:41:47 GMT -5
As suggested in the Raw thread: "Jonathan is always telling me to trim my bush, but I don't live anywhere near a garden""I don't know why Nattie hates me. I told her I am sorry I never got to meet her Uncle Odin." |
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 24, 2014 22:43:51 GMT -5
whoa whoa what are you doing there's still plenty of meat on the bone you take that home put in a pot add some broth a potato you got a stew going. |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Mar 24, 2014 22:59:12 GMT -5
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 23:08:13 GMT -5
"There was an animal unleashed at Raw. When it's caught, I hope they find it a nice home."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2014 23:16:13 GMT -5
"...of course the irony was that the Germans who had once terrorized Rome were now being crowned by Popes to defend the city from the political machinations of the New Rome, Byzantium, it's sworn protector. This doesn't even skim the surface of the geopolitical concerns that the Arian and Nestorian heresies presented, and which the Emperors in Constantinople had so vehemently sworn to crush." |
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Post by dragonsteincole on Mar 24, 2014 23:16:09 GMT -5
E.M: So apparently were in this invitational at Wrestlemania, which is great because I love parties... S.R: "I wonder if I could wrap this seatbelt around her neck and make it look like an accident?" |
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Mar 25, 2014 1:38:14 GMT -5
Summer Rae, “We would get there a lot faster if you would take the car out of PARK!”
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Post by thegame415 on Mar 25, 2014 2:01:56 GMT -5
This new Diva Burger from Sonic has me thinking we can get a match at WrestleMania. |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 25, 2014 2:16:00 GMT -5
Eva Marie: OK, I can see a button for AC on the dash but where is the DC button?
Summer Rae: Did your hair dye affect your brain?
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Post by turkeysandwich on Mar 25, 2014 2:33:21 GMT -5
"Cameron was showing me the best wrestling match I've ever seen on Youtube. It had Alicia and some lady named Melina in it." |
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Mar 25, 2014 6:35:51 GMT -5
 Eva: Why wasn't Batman in the Avengers? |
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spyda
Don Corleone
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Post by spyda on Mar 25, 2014 6:56:56 GMT -5
Eva: So, What's Danny DeVito like in real life? |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 25, 2014 8:10:19 GMT -5
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Mar 25, 2014 8:20:54 GMT -5
As suggested in the Raw thread: E: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Italy? S: No. E: Oh. S: ... |
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