Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 2, 2014 12:24:13 GMT -5
All Japanese people are born with a special gland in their throats that allows them to spit out this multi-colored "mist". They activate it by gently massaging their throats right before they spit. Don't they teach anything important in schools anymore? it's a trait passed down that originates from eons ago when a lonely Japanese man mated with a Dilophosaurus SURPRISE DINOSAUR BUTTSEX!!!! Yeah, I didn't really have anything to add here.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 2, 2014 15:39:18 GMT -5
As gross as it is, I think they hold like a condom full of liquid in their mouths. Oh my... I heard this as George Takei
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 2, 2014 15:42:18 GMT -5
I heard this as George Takei I know, that's why I did it. But I don't think George Takei's mist would be green.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 17:53:32 GMT -5
All Japanese people are born with a special gland in their throats that allows them to spit out this multi-colored "mist". They activate it by gently massaging their throats right before they spit. Don't they teach anything important in schools anymore? Does this mean Tensai has some sort of implant? No. The lack of this gland is actually what ruined the Tensai gimmick.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 17:59:35 GMT -5
Does this mean Tensai has some sort of implant? No. The lack of this gland is actually what ruined the Tensai gimmick. Hey, man, that's not fair, Tensai's all natural mist was ruined by a bout of glandular fever!
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Apr 2, 2014 20:00:55 GMT -5
I loved the Hogan/Killer Khan match where Hogan blocks Khan's mist and Hogan rubs it in Khan's eyes. Makes it seem so deadly. I'm disappointed Khan didn't last that long. I remember once, when Kwang tried to use the mist on Taker, just for it to not only be no-sold, but for Taker to use the mist on HIM. As a young man, I thought it was the COOLEST f***ING THING EVER!! And here is the match in question: www.youtube.com/watch?v=btlRL1DlVKgI was there to see that match live, I loved that spot. That was from a marathon 4+ hour show in Lowell, MA that included three Raw tapings, Coliseum video content and assorted dark matches.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 7:49:09 GMT -5
I love telling the story about seeing Gary Hart's J-Tex Corporation against Sting, Arn Anderson and some other guy in a six-man house show here. While two guys fought in the ring, Great Muta was standing on the apron in the corner. And he's not just standing there, he's vigorously shaking the waistband of his wrestling pants.
Looked very odd to my 15 year-old self. Must have to the fans in that corner as well, as they were screaming for the guy to stop playing with himself.
Turned out the mist packet he brought tucked into his waistband shook loose and went down one of the pant legs.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 18:01:22 GMT -5
I love telling the story about seeing Gary Hart's J-Tex Corporation against Sting, Arn Anderson and some other guy in a six-man house show here. While two guys fought in the ring, Great Muta was standing on the apron in the corner. And he's not just standing there, he's vigorously shaking the waistband of his wrestling pants. Looked very odd to my 15 year-old self. Must have to the fans in that corner as well, as they were screaming for the guy to stop playing with himself. Turned out the mist packet he brought tucked into his waistband shook loose and went down one of the pant legs. This is the greatest thing that I've heard lately.
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Post by An Old Villain on Apr 6, 2014 0:33:41 GMT -5
I always mark for multiple colors during a match. Speaking of multiple colors...
Green- The most common, obstructs the opponents vision.
Red- Burns the eyes.
Black- Said to blind the opponent for several weeks.
Blue- Sends the opponent to sleep.
Yellow- Paralyzes the opponent.
Purple- Causes memory loss.
Anything else? Pretty sure ive seen white but im not sure of its affect.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 6, 2014 6:05:24 GMT -5
Really wish I didn't read this thread. The mist was one wrestling secret I didn't want to discover the truth about. I actually had a similar reservation about asking it. It's kind of like when you see Penn and Teller tell you how they just done a magic trick, part of me wants to change the channel so it remains "magic" but the nosy bastard in me needs to know. What I've come to discover is Penn & Teller never really tell you how they do a trick. If they reveal one, it's one they've written specifically to reveal. Normally, they "reveal" it, but just up the ante, like they're sawing a woman in half bit. Penn has revealed the secret to magic plenty of times. Most of the super famous tricks are patented, so go ahead, get a copy of the patent and read up, you'll bore your ass off and magicians put way, way, way, way more time than your willing to put into learning how to palm a coin or force a card. That's magic.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 6, 2014 7:16:16 GMT -5
I always mark for multiple colors during a match. Speaking of multiple colors... Green- The most common, obstructs the opponents vision. Red- Burns the eyes. Black- Said to blind the opponent for several weeks. Blue- Sends the opponent to sleep. Yellow- Paralyzes the opponent. Purple- Causes memory loss. Anything else? Pretty sure ive seen white but im not sure of its affect. The white one causes pregnancies of the most curious/awesome kind: At around 0:30.
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