King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 2, 2014 14:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 2, 2014 15:06:01 GMT -5
Well, I mean, shit, why not? Man, it must be fun to be a witch doctor, just suggest random shit to people. "Yeah, cover yourself in Honey and tackle a bear, all the women will love you then!"
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Apr 2, 2014 15:07:59 GMT -5
What's wrong with just saying " ooo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang"?
Much simpler and less painful
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Post by twiggy101 on Apr 2, 2014 15:11:57 GMT -5
At least he won't have any stupid children.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 2, 2014 15:16:24 GMT -5
Fun fact: Hyenas have extremely long clitorises, often mistaken for a penis.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 15:21:36 GMT -5
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 2, 2014 15:24:07 GMT -5
oh god my balls
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 2, 2014 15:25:51 GMT -5
Well at least he had a good reason.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 2, 2014 15:26:27 GMT -5
He might get paid for interviews, or write a book about it, so the witch doctor might be onto something.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 2, 2014 15:26:40 GMT -5
Well, I mean, shit, why not? Man, it must be fun to be a witch doctor, just suggest random shit to people. "Yeah, cover yourself in Honey and tackle a bear, all the women will love you then!" I'm not into bears, but the rest of that sounds pretty cool.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 2, 2014 15:27:04 GMT -5
What's wrong with just saying " ooo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang"? Much simpler and less painful
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 2, 2014 15:29:53 GMT -5
At least losing three toes wasn't so bad.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Apr 2, 2014 15:49:02 GMT -5
Wow, something graphic that DIDNT' happen in Florida
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 2, 2014 15:50:18 GMT -5
I've gotta find a way to get myself into a Witch Medical school.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 2, 2014 15:53:03 GMT -5
The love of money truly is the root of all evil.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 2, 2014 15:57:25 GMT -5
Well, I mean, shit, why not? Man, it must be fun to be a witch doctor, just suggest random shit to people. "Yeah, cover yourself in Honey and tackle a bear, all the women will love you then!" I'm not into bears, but the rest of that sounds pretty cool. I feel like the bears you're thinking of would probably still maul you, but in a different way.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 16:18:21 GMT -5
So without.........you know a penis.....what possible advantage is there in being a rich guy? You can finally get any girl you want.......and just talk to her?
.......Idiot
I bet that witch doctor wasn't even licensed
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 2, 2014 16:36:34 GMT -5
What a smart investment. I mean who needs the ability to procreate when you can sacrifice all that for a vague chance at striking it rich based on the intuition of a single man who gets all his predictions by sacrificing chickens?
Where do I sign up?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 2, 2014 17:21:32 GMT -5
What's wrong with just saying " ooo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang"? Much simpler and less painful Ah man I was going to make that joke.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 2, 2014 17:41:39 GMT -5
The things people do for the love of money
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