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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2014 1:30:25 GMT -5
There is a certain mod trying to pass himself off as me. Do not be fooled fellow posters. I am the real Cthulhu and he is the impostor.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2014 1:32:43 GMT -5
What the hell!? You may be the most dashing looking fake I've ever seen, but the fact remains that you're the fake one here!
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2014 1:35:53 GMT -5
I do agree with you on one point, that you too are a dashing poster. However, you are the fake one!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2014 1:38:26 GMT -5
Pah, if you're the real one, then you should know the name of the guy who wrote the story I starred in!
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2014 1:41:05 GMT -5
Easy one there impostor. It was Howard Phillips Lovecraft, or HP Lovecraft to impostors like you.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2014 1:43:11 GMT -5
Oh, you're good. Too good, perhaps! Only an impostor who spent years observing my gracious form in order to copy my moves could know of such details.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Apr 4, 2014 1:43:41 GMT -5
Oh god, he's multiplying. We're gonna need bigger cardboard boxes.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2014 1:45:54 GMT -5
Or is it you who has been following me for years? It takes a cunning mind to try to imitate me, which I might add you seem to be doing a good job at.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2014 1:49:38 GMT -5
Oh god, he's multiplying. We're gonna need bigger cardboard boxes. I'm not multiplying - I'm being impersonated! As for you, the fake one, only a genius level charismatic man such as myself is capable of such mind games like these, and I give you credit for coming close to a level that is only reserved to beings such as me.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2014 1:54:49 GMT -5
Oh god, he's multiplying. We're gonna need bigger cardboard boxes. I could never multiply, and you know that friend. There is only one real Cthulhu and one impostor. I, being the real one is always one step ahead of the impostor. But as one can see, he seems to possess a heightened level of intelligence which might make this confusing to those on the outside.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 4, 2014 1:57:02 GMT -5
I'm seeing double! Four Cthulhu's!!!
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King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Apr 4, 2014 1:57:15 GMT -5
I'm seeing double. Four Cthulhus!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 4, 2014 1:58:04 GMT -5
I'm seeing double? Four Cthulhus!!
...I felt left out of that one.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 4, 2014 1:58:43 GMT -5
I'm seeing double. Four Cthulhus! He's even causing double posts! I'm seeing double? Four Cthulhus!! ...I felt left out of that one. Triple
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Post by Ash Kingston on Apr 4, 2014 2:06:40 GMT -5
Oh god, he's multiplying. We're gonna need bigger cardboard boxes. I could never multiply, and you know that friend. There is only one real Cthulhu and one impostor. I, being the real one is always one step ahead of the impostor. But as one can see, he seems to possess a heightened level of intelligence which might make this confusing to those on the outside. ...yeah, you're the fake. Cthulhu wouldn't call me a friend. He'd try to turn me into Revy and get me in a room with tentacles.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2014 2:07:29 GMT -5
So, fake Cthulhu, you've been accusing me all this time, but what proof do you have regarding my first-rate self being a fake, huh? Where's your proof!?
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2014 2:10:14 GMT -5
Any true follower of the teachings of Lovecraft knows that he took many literary cues from Edgar Allan Poe. Both included dark worlds which evoked deep resounding fears which reside in the subconscious of all of us. These fears showed us worlds which seemed realistic, yet at the same time seemed just beyond reach of true comprehension of our psyche. However, one thing that only the true Cthulhu will know is the impact of which the writings of Edward Rice Burroughs had on the creation of Arthur Jermyn. So I ask you, fake Cthulhu, which city did Jane Porter from the Tarzan series reside in before she met Tarzan?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2014 2:12:43 GMT -5
Well, that's obvious! It's, uhh... America? AMERICA!
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 4, 2014 2:18:02 GMT -5
Ah-ha. With that one slip up you just proved you are not the real Cthulhu. I asked from which city she was credited with being from, and you gave the answer a country. While you were right that the books originally had her as an American, which was later changed to being British, the correct answer was Baltimore. So I must say, that you are the fake. For the real Cthulhu would not make such a frivolous error as that. With that, I must demand of you to stop acting as that which you are not.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 4, 2014 2:21:32 GMT -5
This, this is impossible! To think that I'd get the answer wrong. How... is it true that after all these years, that I've been the fake one all along... no... oh gods, it's true. I am the fake one!!
I... I admit my defeat. You truly are the Cthuliest one, and I am the impostor. The charisma, good looks, and knowledge that you just displayed on this thread is the real deal.
You are Cthulhu, without a doubt.
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