9 month old baby accused of planning murder

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9 month old baby accused of planning murder Apr 4, 2014 8:31:48 GMT -5 via mobile

Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 4, 2014 8:31:48 GMT -5

Baby Muhammad Mosa Khan is one of more than 30 people facing charges after a police raid to catch suspected gas thieves in the city of Lahore, The News website reports. Police say the suspects tried to murder security officers by pelting them with stones. But the Times of India newspaper quotes the infant's father as saying the group was protesting an electricity shortage.

The infant appeared in the courtroom sitting on his father's lap - who is also accused - and clasping a feeder. He was given bail and the case has been adjourned until 12 April, reports from Lahore say.

The murder charges against a baby have alarmed Punjab's Chief Minister Muhammad Shahbaz Sharif. He has asked for clarification from the province's inspector-general of police and demanded "stern action" against the officials who registered the case.

The assistant superintendant who filed the charges has subsequently been suspended, The Nation website says.

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Ash Kingston El Dandy something. Classy. Posts: 8,702	9 month old baby accused of planning murder Apr 4, 2014 8:37:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ash Kingston on Apr 4, 2014 8:37:29 GMT -5 I was expecting either Stewie or Maggie, not... an actual thing. Even for a Ghidorah thread (hey, how's it going?), this seems a bit ridiculous. Even the Chief Minister seems to think so!
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Apr 4, 2014 8:31:48 GMT -5 King Ghidorah said:

Baby Muhammad Mosa Khan is one of more than 30 people facing charges after a police raid to catch suspected gas thieves in the city of Lahore, The News website reports. Police say the suspects tried to murder security officers by pelting them with stones. But the Times of India newspaper quotes the infant's father as saying the group was protesting an electricity shortage.

The infant appeared in the courtroom sitting on his father's lap - who is also accused - and clasping a feeder. He was given bail and the case has been adjourned until 12 April, reports from Lahore say.

The murder charges against a baby have alarmed Punjab's Chief Minister Muhammad Shahbaz Sharif. He has asked for clarification from the province's inspector-general of police and demanded "stern action" against the officials who registered the case.

The assistant superintendant who filed the charges has subsequently been suspended, The Nation website says.

m.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26887186

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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 4, 2014 8:49:17 GMT -5

Your silence only incriminates you further... Mr. Khan... no! don't take your anger out on me... Mr. Khan! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Apr 4, 2014 8:49:17 GMT -5 A Platypus Rave said:

Your silence only incriminates you further... Mr. Khan... no! don't take your anger out on me... Mr. Khan! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dramatization may not have actually happened

Ami Kahn: Muhammad, I'm scared. Let's get out of here.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 4, 2014 11:28:00 GMT -5

Sometimes that baby, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a baby, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the playground turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 4, 2014 11:47:40 GMT -5

They can't put him in Gen Pop at baby jail. Do you know what other babies do to babies who look like he does?

They look at him and suck on pacifiers until the sweet embrace of nap time comes to caress them.

This guy's going over.

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