chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 4, 2014 19:03:07 GMT -5
It's rare that a sunset and a thunderstorm happen at the same time, but rare also happens to describe the way I like my steak.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 4, 2014 19:13:27 GMT -5
Unlike this steak I thought which was anything but rare, shoe leather would be more accurate.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Apr 4, 2014 19:19:14 GMT -5
Shoe leather or pleather?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 4, 2014 19:24:40 GMT -5
No....no....definitely pleather, the same smell she had when her face dissolved.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 4, 2014 19:24:57 GMT -5
This memory had always plagued my mind no matter how hard I tried to expel it from my mind.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2014 19:31:58 GMT -5
She was the love of my life.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Apr 4, 2014 19:33:03 GMT -5
Then she took off her pants.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Apr 4, 2014 19:33:37 GMT -5
She also was a pumpkin.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 4, 2014 19:34:35 GMT -5
She was a he, and he was a eunuch.
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Post by king1836 on Apr 4, 2014 19:36:09 GMT -5
Needless to say, I was heartbroken.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2014 19:36:09 GMT -5
How best do you mend a broken heart?
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 4, 2014 19:45:56 GMT -5
"Chet, are you paying attention or are you having an internal monologue again?"
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Apr 4, 2014 19:46:11 GMT -5
Ignoring the familiar voice, I looked left and looked right, just before locking the door to my room.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2014 20:21:29 GMT -5
Chet's Mom turned to her husband, concern on her face.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 4, 2014 20:23:55 GMT -5
And she said, "Son, you're going to go live with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air."
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2014 22:14:09 GMT -5
"Then I responded why don't you live in my ASS instead!!!!"0
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 4, 2014 22:41:12 GMT -5
She then looked at me with disgust and lit me on fire.
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Post by DSR on Apr 4, 2014 22:51:44 GMT -5
It was not the first I had been set on fire, and I highly doubt that it will be my last.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 4, 2014 23:16:27 GMT -5
The first time was in Nam, man that Joe Rocket was such a pisser.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 4, 2014 23:23:25 GMT -5
Back in Nam the fire was put out by cherry cola, c.o.l.a. cola.
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