MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 4, 2014 23:26:22 GMT -5
It was a shame that I was violently allergic to cherry and deathly allergic to cola.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 4, 2014 23:28:48 GMT -5
The second time was that time when I was working as a security guard, my partner was named OJ.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2014 23:58:41 GMT -5
OJ was a German Shepard who had a penchant for watching Nazi war propaganda films.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 0:02:43 GMT -5
"What happen's next in vietnam?" She asked.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 5, 2014 0:03:19 GMT -5
I had always admired OJ the Talking German Shepard, but he always had rebuked my advances.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 5, 2014 0:05:02 GMT -5
That luscious brown fur and the....the....what was I talking about?
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 5, 2014 0:56:00 GMT -5
"No, Chet, your mother and I discussed it and based on how it worked out for that nice William Smith fellow on the television, you're off to live with my Zoroastrian brother and his common-law wife in the northern-most part of Bel Aire."
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 5, 2014 1:02:16 GMT -5
"But Ma, who will feed OJ?"
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 5, 2014 9:10:20 GMT -5
OJ looked up from his bowl of dog food and said "If your not finishing that steak I'll have it."
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 5, 2014 10:00:28 GMT -5
And to make sure of that, he poured a strange green jelly like substance on the steak which caused the steak to begin developing and generating....its own arms.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 5, 2014 11:25:12 GMT -5
Once I saw it was armed and dangerous, I realized my decision to finally leave my home, parents, war-buddy dog and steak had a lot at stake.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 5, 2014 11:27:52 GMT -5
Suddenly, I was turned into a newt.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 5, 2014 11:35:42 GMT -5
My parents exclaimed "Don't think reforming Welfare is going to get you out of going to live with your aunt and uncle, Mr. Gingrich!"
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
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f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 5, 2014 20:51:09 GMT -5
And that, was the last night I saw my parents alive.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Apr 5, 2014 20:58:25 GMT -5
Chapter 2
I awoke with a general feeling of malaise in the passenger seat of the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 5, 2014 22:53:11 GMT -5
Strangely enough the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile smelled like a combination of kitty litter, Mr. Clean, glue, dead skunks, pasta and pineapple.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 23:35:28 GMT -5
Sitting across from me was a strange girl.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 23:39:20 GMT -5
She had pink hair and was just smiling at me
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Apr 5, 2014 23:45:37 GMT -5
But that, was not the strange part.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 6, 2014 12:25:03 GMT -5
Her third eye ball located in the middle of her forehead was giving me the stink eye, which freighted me.
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