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Post by Citizen Snips on Apr 6, 2014 15:15:48 GMT -5
I shifted nervously in my seat as the third eye stared at me without blinking, silently cursing myself for ever deciding to become a prostitute in the first place.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 10, 2014 14:10:57 GMT -5
"Would you like another fun-sized Krackle, two-eyes?"
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 10, 2014 14:34:41 GMT -5
Two eyes was her pet name for me though in reality I had lost both my original eyes long ago in The Great Pancake War of 3456, a time that would live on in infamy amongst our people.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Apr 10, 2014 19:15:12 GMT -5
I later regained my eyesight after I won the interdimensional DJ conest beating DJ Five Arm Klorgicon from Planet Saturn Jr by performing Q from the movie Juice's same dj routine that won him his battle.
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Post by DSR on Apr 10, 2014 20:18:13 GMT -5
"Are you gonna sit there thinking about your past all night, or are you gonna earn this 5 dollars, whore?!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2014 20:20:40 GMT -5
Suddenly I was surrounded by golden space apes, large and strong.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Apr 10, 2014 20:27:57 GMT -5
They began rocking the Weinermobile back and forth, presumably because they were thrilled/upset at the outcome of the NCAA Final Four.
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 10, 2014 21:01:42 GMT -5
They dispersed all of a sudden when I opened a can of orange Tango.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 10, 2014 21:12:06 GMT -5
Said can of Tango spilled all over my face. It still tasted good, but not the way I wanted to drink it.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 10, 2014 23:36:20 GMT -5
Suddenly, without warning, a nasty fart emerged from my ass which was so foul even flies were offended by the stench.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Apr 11, 2014 1:45:35 GMT -5
The strange girl seemed into it.
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Post by DSR on Apr 11, 2014 3:29:18 GMT -5
Then again, there wasn't a whole lot the strange girl wasn't into.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 11, 2014 3:41:40 GMT -5
It was then that the door flew open.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Apr 11, 2014 10:29:08 GMT -5
"WELCOME TO BEL AIRE," my Uncle bellowed.
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 11, 2014 11:02:04 GMT -5
He then began to gnaw on my Weinermobile.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 11, 2014 13:02:34 GMT -5
I stared, nonplussed, at the polar bear rubbing against my hips, and voiced my immediate reaction: "We're not in Bel Air at all, are we?"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 11, 2014 13:05:06 GMT -5
The polar bear sensually replied, "No, but we could be in an orgy if you so desired."
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Post by DSR on Apr 11, 2014 13:20:22 GMT -5
The chick with the three eyes touched us both in a way that indicated that she was down for the orgy.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 11, 2014 13:21:49 GMT -5
It was then that we both noticed the panda dressed from head to toe in leather as well as the grizzly carrying a riding crop and cat-o-nine-tails, a seductive smirk on their faces.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Apr 13, 2014 15:15:31 GMT -5
When I realized that the Weinermobile was underwater, I came to the conclusion that we had somehow wound up in the Great Bear-ier Reef!
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