RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Apr 13, 2014 15:41:55 GMT -5
The end.
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Post by DSR on Apr 13, 2014 15:59:29 GMT -5
...of Chapter 2.
CHAPTER 3
I awoke several hours later, with no recollection of my escape, in a white room.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 13, 2014 16:00:34 GMT -5
Literally everything was painted bright white in this room, including the doors and myself for whatever reason.
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Post by DSR on Apr 13, 2014 16:01:15 GMT -5
The door burst open, and several white people attacked me, offended to see me in white-face.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2014 16:40:21 GMT -5
"It's just paint! I'm not racist!", I shouted as they began assaulting me.
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Post by DSR on Apr 13, 2014 17:03:26 GMT -5
Then some racists entered the room and attacked me, offended that I was not one of them.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 13, 2014 18:44:24 GMT -5
I then started doing the hokey pokey, as from a distance the song was playing on a radio, in hopes those assaulting me would do the hokey pokey.
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Post by DSR on Apr 13, 2014 19:29:02 GMT -5
Then Chubby Checker burrowed up through the floor and slapped me in the face, saying The Twist is much better than the hokey pokey.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 13, 2014 19:43:17 GMT -5
Chubby Checker then pulled his pants down to reveal that the twist applied to something else as did the name Chubby.
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Post by The Tank on Apr 13, 2014 19:48:19 GMT -5
I barely managed to slip past Chubby and escape the room, but suddenly wished I hadn't escaped what turned out to be a far lesser hell than what I just walked in to.
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Post by DSR on Apr 13, 2014 22:12:34 GMT -5
In the hallway, I saw a decrepit old man, shuffling along with his walker, muttering "I never got to Bel Air!" and I noticed that this old man...is me!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 77,813
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Post by bob on Apr 13, 2014 23:26:43 GMT -5
It was at this point I realized that I need to cut back on my daily practice of mixing narcotics with alcohol and get back on the path of sobriety.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 13, 2014 23:46:02 GMT -5
The Ghost of Christmas Past emerged from around the corner, looked me dead in the eye and said "Whoa, sorry homeslice, you shouldn't be able to see us."
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 14, 2014 0:28:09 GMT -5
Says I: "Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're running out of YOU!"
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 14, 2014 7:25:13 GMT -5
As I laughed triumphantly at my glorious insult, I preceded to throw down a smoke bomb and dissapear from sight.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 14, 2014 7:57:29 GMT -5
Unfortunately in my haste I accidentally threw down a flash bang instead, blinding both me and those around me as I stumbled backwards in a daze, eventually finding myself in the girl's bathroom.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 14, 2014 9:25:26 GMT -5
Luckily the room was unoccupied at the moment so I left just a quickly as I entered, but not before purchasing a vial of off brand perfume from the vending machine.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 14, 2014 9:39:01 GMT -5
The perfume tasted bitter as usual, but if I was going to power up my Strike Freedom Gundam replica, I had to make sure I had the right fuel for it.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Apr 14, 2014 11:54:08 GMT -5
Everybody always told me that I was insane, but once I unleash robotic Armageddon on Apple City, they'll all know the truth!
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Post by king1836 on Apr 14, 2014 11:57:02 GMT -5
And the World will finally acknowledge my greatness!
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