MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 20, 2014 0:33:24 GMT -5
Especially not one with four flat tires like the one I'm currently operating.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 20, 2014 8:11:28 GMT -5
But I like the live dangerously, in fact my middle name is Stupid.
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 20, 2014 10:59:24 GMT -5
It's also my first and second name.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Apr 20, 2014 21:52:55 GMT -5
Suffice to say being named Stupid Stupid Stupid I was made fun of a lot as a kid.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 20, 2014 22:35:35 GMT -5
This one kid named Randy especially loved to torment me in various ways including defecating in my bookbag, handcuffing me upside-down naked to the monkey bars, and punting me right in the skull.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Apr 20, 2014 22:37:06 GMT -5
That was, until that one day where I got my revenge.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 22:39:06 GMT -5
I wasn't expecting his mother to open the door and she wasn't expecting what was on the other side.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,273
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Post by bob on Apr 20, 2014 22:53:30 GMT -5
That was me armed with my flamethrower, a toothbrush, lube, a Godzilla action figure, a rubber duck, used cleanex and ear poison.
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Post by DSR on Apr 21, 2014 1:30:43 GMT -5
As she toyed with the belt on her robe, I realized I'd probably only need the lube...and maybe the Godzilla action figure.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,273
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Post by bob on Apr 21, 2014 14:03:34 GMT -5
However, after she let the robe hit the floor something strange happened which completely changed everything and sparked a bloodlust within me.
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Post by DSR on Apr 21, 2014 23:24:36 GMT -5
She was no woman...she was actually JIM BELUSHI the whole time!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 21, 2014 23:32:35 GMT -5
That dastardly Jim Belushi simply never would take no for answer no matter how many rejections, restraining orders, or chastity belts I employed!
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2014 12:23:10 GMT -5
I panicked at the sight of the naked Belushi before me and burned him to death with my flamethrower!
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 22, 2014 12:29:50 GMT -5
So Kids, that is how I met your Mother.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 22, 2014 14:18:45 GMT -5
Just then, the Blockbuster clerk approached and asked why I was having a heart-to-heart with a VHS copy of the 1994 Larry Craig film Kids.
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2014 16:41:33 GMT -5
"You're job is obsolete" I yelled, as a threw a copy of Mad Dog and Glory, hitting the clerk in the face and knocking him unconscious.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 22, 2014 17:05:00 GMT -5
My heart broke as the Clerk fell to the floor, blood running through her long blonde locks.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 22, 2014 17:18:22 GMT -5
I had killed Betty, my world shattered as I collapsed on the floor.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,273
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Post by bob on Apr 22, 2014 18:18:05 GMT -5
However, that didn't stop me from stealing her purse.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 22, 2014 18:29:05 GMT -5
I took the purse from her ten year old daughter who had been asked to hold it, I fwelt bad ruining this kids life but I needed that flashlight.
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