BigJerichool222
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Apr 6, 2014 0:22:59 GMT -5
DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE, DDT! CARLOS COLON'S 3 SONS, CARLITO, PRIMO, AND EPICO! Never change.
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Post by GEOLINK on Apr 6, 2014 0:24:12 GMT -5
We all love Mr. T's mom.
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Injustice45
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Post by Injustice45 on Apr 6, 2014 0:26:58 GMT -5
DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE, DDT! CARLOS COLON'S 3 SONS, CARLITO, PRIMO, AND EPICO! Never change. I, too, heard Lawler call Page "DDT." I was like "Did he just call him DDT?" ...and then he got attacked by El Torito.
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Post by edgestar on Apr 6, 2014 0:35:03 GMT -5
I totally forgot about DDT, but that was a hilarious moment.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Apr 6, 2014 0:37:56 GMT -5
I can forgive the DDT slip as he was just talking about Jake but the Colon stuff was inexcusable.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 1:41:42 GMT -5
It was almost as awkward as Lita forcing people to drink...So many very disturbing and awkward moments tonight
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Apr 6, 2014 3:40:07 GMT -5
It was almost as awkward as Lita forcing people to drink...So many very disturbing and awkward moments tonight Lita forced people to drink?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 4:07:56 GMT -5
It was almost as awkward as Lita forcing people to drink...So many very disturbing and awkward moments tonight Lita forced people to drink?
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Post by cruiserfan on Apr 6, 2014 5:00:41 GMT -5
If you paid attention, Lita and Trish did shots of wheatgrass.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 6, 2014 5:22:17 GMT -5
It was almost as awkward as Lita forcing people to drink...So many very disturbing and awkward moments tonight Yeah, about that, I thought Arn was a massive alcoholic. I guess I just assumed he quit the sauce.....gimmicked beers? Or does he have it under control now?
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 6, 2014 8:05:17 GMT -5
Lita forced people to drink? Am I the only one who smells a sitcom starring Rey and Arn opening a bar in Tijuana on the Network?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 8:11:27 GMT -5
Dammit, I couldn't catch the HOF last night. What did I miss?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 8:51:17 GMT -5
Dammit, I couldn't catch the HOF last night. What did I miss? Trish introduced her "bestie" Lita Lita spoke for over half an hour about her career, very interesting stories that no one has really heard before - then everyone online moaned that she talked too long. She gave a beer to Arn Anderson and Rey Mysterio because of a story she told where years ago she showed up at a WCW show looking to meet Mysterio to tell him she was going to go to mexico to be a wrestler and Arn found her in the parking lot and wouldn't rest until he tracked Rey down for her. DDP came out and went on and on as if he was being the one inducted, then Jake came out and gave one of the most emotional speeches I've ever heard. It started out very depressing where he talked about his failures as a father, his fathers failures and how Jake hated the business at first because of it, how much he misses being in the ring controlling the crowd and how he abused drugs and alcohol to fill the void. it was really sad to hear but then he turned it around by saying he couldn't afford surgery due to spending all his money on drugs and then DDP set up an indie gogo for him and the fact the fans chipped in for his surgery was the boost he needed to know that people cared about him and at the end as he showed his family were in attendance and he brought his grandson on stage. which was such a sweet moment Then Hornswogggle and El Torito came out to lighten the crowd up a bit, King got headubtted in the balls by Torito Mean Gene comes out, introduces T Junior who inducts Mr T who comes out says "I am going to speak about my mother for a few minutes" then proceeds to speak about her and nothing else for like half an hour with it progressively getting wierder and wierder with each sentance, at one point he says I love my Mother on Mothers Day, Labour Day, April Fools Day and even Fathers day, with the fans Whatting in between each one, all the roster sat at the front are corpsing like hell, particularly Austin. At one point the camera shows Bob Backlund looking confused as hell. The fans are quite in to it, never once booing him. They were laughing, yessing and at one point Chanting "thank you momma" Then eventually Kanes music hits, he comes out and stares at Mr T who asks "did I go over my time" Kane shakes his head and then T extends his arm which Kane reluctantly shakes. Mr T gets very apologetic and keeps saying sorry as he walks off. Jerry Lawler then comes out and says "I love MR T's mum too" Kane comes out again and says "sorry for interupting Mr T talking about his mummy but I am here to talk about my Daddy" he tells a story about how he used to travel with Bearer when he started the Kane gimmick and how Bearer (who drove) was sick once so Kane had to drive and then he wore ski masks when he showed up at arenas to hide his face and that as they pulled up to the arena Bearer shouted out the window "I CANT BELIEVE IT, KANE CAN DRIVE" towards the fans. Bearers sons come out, very quick speech, one of them does an Ohhhbh yes then the Gong hits, loads of smoke fills the arena, out comes Taker who holds up the urn. Bad News comes out and does his usual schtick and the crowd eat it up. Huge pop. and The roster love it too. Kevin Nash is quite sincere and explains how Razor helped him learn the ropes when he was green. Razor comes out, barely speaks for 5 minutes, then the Clique all come out and pose with him, Triple H is doing the Scott Hall strut. Carlito, Primo and Epico come out. Carlito comes out and is funny and on point, a Carlito chant starts and he says "im used to wrestling in bingo halls and gyms so this right now is great" makes a joke about how in between Razor and Warrior WWE needed to calm the crowd down a bit so they "sent out the colons" then he said "I've been told our time has been cut, nothing changes around here" Carlos comes out and reads a written down speech without glancing up once, his head is covered in scars from blading which the HD makes really noticeable, then he seems to read his whole speech again in Spanish. Linda Mcmahon comes out to induct Warrior because he requested her personally. She puts him over for ages. Warrior comes out and gives a pretty tame speech where he responds to the Self Destruct DVD a bit, puts over that he thinks of himself as a nice guy, his daughters mean the most to anythingn, that he looks on Social Media and sees that everyone is working their gimmick as much nowadays as in the old days, takes out a Cheque and says "I hope this doesn't bounce Vince". then goes on about how next year there better be an award for the WWE's old merch guy Jimmy someone or other. And he goes on about how he wishes they could bring back the "F" Then he Rips in to Jerry Devitt for losing to the World Wildlife fund
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Apr 6, 2014 10:25:34 GMT -5
Dammit, I couldn't catch the HOF last night. What did I miss? Trish introduced her "bestie" Lita Lita spoke for over half an hour about her career, very interesting stories that no one has really heard before - then everyone online moaned that she talked too long. She gave a beer to Arn Anderson and Rey Mysterio because of a story she told where years ago she showed up at a WCW show looking to meet Mysterio to tell him she was going to go to mexico to be a wrestler and Arn found her in the parking lot and wouldn't rest until he tracked Rey down for her. DDP came out and went on and on as if he was being the one inducted, then Jake came out and gave one of the most emotional speeches I've ever heard. It started out very depressing where he talked about his failures as a father, his fathers failures and how Jake hated the business at first because of it, how much he misses being in the ring controlling the crowd and how he abused drugs and alcohol to fill the void. it was really sad to hear but then he turned it around by saying he couldn't afford surgery due to spending all his money on drugs and then DDP set up an indie gogo for him and the fact the fans chipped in for his surgery was the boost he needed to know that people cared about him and at the end as he showed his family were in attendance and he brought his grandson on stage. which was such a sweet moment Then Hornswogggle and El Torito came out to lighten the crowd up a bit, King got headubtted in the balls by Torito Mean Gene comes out, introduces T Junior who inducts Mr T who comes out says "I am going to speak about my mother for a few minutes" then proceeds to speak about her and nothing else for like half an hour with it progressively getting wierder and wierder with each sentance, at one point he says I love my Mother on Mothers Day, Labour Day, April Fools Day and even Fathers day, with the fans Whatting in between each one, all the roster sat at the front are corpsing like hell, particularly Austin. At one point the camera shows Bob Backlund looking confused as hell. The fans are quite in to it, never once booing him. They were laughing, yessing and at one point Chanting "thank you momma" Then eventually Kanes music hits, he comes out and stares at Mr T who asks "did I go over my time" Kane shakes his head and then T extends his arm which Kane reluctantly shakes. Mr T gets very apologetic and keeps saying sorry as he walks off. Jerry Lawler then comes out and says "I love MR T's mum too" Kane comes out again and says "sorry for interupting Mr T talking about his mummy but I am here to talk about my Daddy" he tells a story about how he used to travel with Bearer when he started the Kane gimmick and how Bearer (who drove) was sick once so Kane had to drive and then he wore ski masks when he showed up at arenas to hide his face and that as they pulled up to the arena Bearer shouted out the window "I CANT BELIEVE IT, KANE CAN DRIVE" towards the fans. Bearers sons come out, very quick speech, one of them does an Ohhhbh yes then the Gong hits, loads of smoke fills the arena, out comes Taker who holds up the urn. Bad News comes out and does his usual schtick and the crowd eat it up. Huge pop. and The roster love it too. Kevin Nash is quite sincere and explains how Razor helped him learn the ropes when he was green. Razor comes out, barely speaks for 5 minutes, then the Clique all come out and pose with him, Triple H is doing the Scott Hall strut. Carlito, Primo and Epico come out. Carlito comes out and is funny and on point, a Carlito chant starts and he says "im used to wrestling in bingo halls and gyms so this right now is great" makes a joke about how in between Razor and Warrior WWE needed to calm the crowd down a bit so they "sent out the colons" then he said "I've been told our time has been cut, nothing changes around here" Carlos comes out and reads a written down speech without glancing up once, his head is covered in scars from blading which the HD makes really noticeable, then he seems to read his whole speech again in Spanish. Linda Mcmahon comes out to induct Warrior because he requested her personally. She puts him over for ages. Warrior comes out and gives a pretty tame speech where he responds to the Self Destruct DVD a bit, puts over that he thinks of himself as a nice guy, his daughters mean the most to anythingn, that he looks on Social Media and sees that everyone is working their gimmick as much nowadays as in the old days, takes out a Cheque and says "I hope this doesn't bounce Vince". then goes on about how next year there better be an award for the WWE's old merch guy Jimmy someone or other. And he goes on about how he wishes they could bring back the "F" Then he Rips in to Jerry Devitt for losing to the World Wildlife fund This sounds...insane.
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Post by The Tee Why on Apr 6, 2014 10:39:35 GMT -5
It was awesome
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Post by Ken: The Hero of WWE on Apr 6, 2014 11:18:07 GMT -5
It was almost as awkward as Lita forcing people to drink...So many very disturbing and awkward moments tonight I still think Arn Anderson is a recovering alcoholic.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2014 12:04:25 GMT -5
Jake's speech, man. It hit me right in the feels.
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Post by percymania on Apr 6, 2014 13:31:44 GMT -5
Lawler did a fine job as host of keeping the thing moving. The bit with Hornswaggle and Torito was cringeworthy though.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Apr 6, 2014 13:50:55 GMT -5
Lawler did a fine job as host of keeping the thing moving. The bit with Hornswaggle and Torito was cringeworthy though. Yeah, that was f***ing terrible. It didn't help that it happened right after Jake's speech.
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Post by Diamond Cutter Out of Nowhere! on Apr 6, 2014 15:17:12 GMT -5
Jake's speech, man. It hit me right in the feels. You could tell he was speaking from the heart, which made it hit all the harder.
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