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Post by Glitch on Apr 12, 2014 16:16:46 GMT -5
More like Ogdenville. Shelbyville is the big city in the Simpson Universe and Springfield considered the second tier city in the location. Which we can agree that TNA is nowhere of being bigger than WWE. But Ogdenville is right up TNA's alley. That wasn't Shelbyville. Your thinking of Capital City(which would be WCW, I think).
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 12, 2014 17:09:43 GMT -5
Like TNA is Pawnee and WWE is Eagleton before the merger. Pawnee was better than Eagleton, though.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 12, 2014 17:27:31 GMT -5
Like TNA is Pawnee and WWE is Eagleton before the merger. Pawnee was better than Eagleton, though. Kind of but not really. You have to take this on a superficial level, on the surface Eagleton was prosperous, in shape, and didn't smell like garbage while Pawneeians were slobbish, smelly, and dead ending in their lives.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 12, 2014 17:43:39 GMT -5
I always thought TNA was more like The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop (Comic Book Guy's shop).
There's some really cool stuff scattered in there but the place is run so shitty that 90% of the customers are ran off within seconds of entering.
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Post by Glitch on Apr 12, 2014 18:05:21 GMT -5
I always thought TNA was more like The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop (Comic Book Guy's shop). There's some really cool stuff scattered in there but the place is run so shitty that 90% of the customers are ran off within seconds of entering. So ROH is Coolsville Comics & Toys?
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Post by Professor Chaos on Apr 12, 2014 19:47:36 GMT -5
Comparing TNA to the WWE is like comparing a diner in the middle of Nevada to Subway. This is an odd comparison. I could probably get a quality meal with a wide variety at a diner in the middle of Nevada. At subway all I can get is a sub. I'm Kanefused.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2014 20:14:15 GMT -5
WWE is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and TNA is Street Sharks.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 12, 2014 20:52:45 GMT -5
Pawnee was better than Eagleton, though. Kind of but not really. You have to take this on a superficial level, on the surface Eagleton was prosperous, in shape, and didn't smell like garbage while Pawneeians were slobbish, smelly, and dead ending in their lives. And they were so bad with their expenses & went bankrupt, that they had to merge with Pawnee just to survive.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 12, 2014 21:02:54 GMT -5
Kind of but not really. You have to take this on a superficial level, on the surface Eagleton was prosperous, in shape, and didn't smell like garbage while Pawneeians were slobbish, smelly, and dead ending in their lives. And they were so bad with their expenses & went bankrupt, that they had to merge with Pawnee just to survive. Hence the "before the merger" clause.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 12, 2014 21:06:41 GMT -5
And they were so bad with their expenses & went bankrupt, that they had to merge with Pawnee just to survive. Hence the "before the merger" clause. Fair point. I do have one question, who are the TNA's & WWE's Rons?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 12, 2014 21:09:38 GMT -5
Hence the "before the merger" clause. Fair point. I do have one question, who are the TNA's & WWE's Rons? TNA has Ron Harris and WWE has Ron Simmons
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 12, 2014 21:26:07 GMT -5
Like some weird mirror-image, parallel place where the same stuff happens in the other but with different people? Will be waiting for them to steal WWE's equivalent to the lemon tree next. Are you saying TNA is a bunch of lemon stealing whores?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2014 23:43:21 GMT -5
WWE is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and TNA is Street Sharks. Don't you dare... TNA wishes they were on Street Sharks' level. They're barely on Extreme Dinosaurs' level.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 13, 2014 0:28:09 GMT -5
Well, in Shelbyville you can marry your cousin, and with TNA there is that Dixie and ECIII sexual tension.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 13, 2014 0:47:26 GMT -5
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Post by Ryushinku on Apr 13, 2014 1:45:42 GMT -5
That wasn't Shelbyville. Your thinking of Capital City Capital City! Capital City! Capital City!...no, wait, now I'm getting mistaken with Spatula City...
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 13, 2014 3:23:37 GMT -5
WWE is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and TNA is Street Sharks. Don't you dare... TNA wishes they were on Street Sharks' level. They're barely on Extreme Dinosaurs' level. TNA is barely managing Dino-Saucers......
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2014 7:57:24 GMT -5
Wait, if they are like Ogdenville, does that mean TNA is going to get a monorail? Well they do tape their show in a theme park so it is possible......
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Post by jason1980s on Apr 13, 2014 10:12:30 GMT -5
At best, TNA is the company that sells the "Sorny" and "Magnavox" televisions.
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Post by metylerca on Apr 13, 2014 10:24:36 GMT -5
WWE is Legos to TNA's Mega-Bloks
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