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Post by Throwback on Apr 13, 2014 9:40:22 GMT -5
So let's just say for arguments sake without getting religion involved. When wrestlers die they go to the promotion in the sky.
Who are the champs? What titles are there? Who welcomes new roster additions? Who's booking?
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Post by Yami Daimao on Apr 13, 2014 9:50:23 GMT -5
Chris Benoit would be the biggest heel they ever had.
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Post by r. on Apr 13, 2014 9:55:59 GMT -5
Their hardcore division makes CZW and Big Japan look like Disney.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 13, 2014 13:31:19 GMT -5
Big Boss Man. What a c***.
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Apr 13, 2014 13:41:42 GMT -5
I'd like to think Savage, Rude and Perfect are in an intense three way feud over the title. which started with Perfect as champ with Rude as his sidekick. Savage somehow talked Rude into thinking Perfect thought he was inferior, which Perfect proved every time Rude tried to talk and Perfect spoke over him. Rude turns against Perfect, Savage wins the title, but then Rude attacks Savage, too. BAM, three way feud.
Pillman's the mid card champ. Owen and Bulldog have the tag titles...or maybe Owen and Yoko. Mae Young just won the Women's title. Vince Sr's got the book and, I dunno...Ms. Elizabeth welcomes the new roster additions.
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Post by KobashiChop on Apr 13, 2014 13:43:49 GMT -5
The next Royal Rumble is gonna be insane when the surprise number 30 comes out and loads the spaceship with the rocket fuel.
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Post by tekkenguy on Apr 13, 2014 13:45:14 GMT -5
Can't wait for Warrior's debut next week.
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Post by Square on Apr 13, 2014 13:46:56 GMT -5
I'd like to think Savage, Rude and Perfect are in an intense three way feud over the title. which started with Perfect as champ with Rude as his sidekick. Savage somehow talked Rude into thinking Perfect thought he was inferior, which Perfect proved every time Rude tried to talk and Perfect spoke over him. Rude turns against Perfect, Savage wins the title, but then Rude attacks Savage, too. BAM, three way feud. Pillman's the mid card champ. Owen and Bulldog have the tag titles...or maybe Owen and Yoko. Mae Young just won the Women's title. Vince Sr's got the book and, I dunno...Ms. Elizabeth welcomes the new roster additions. And just as Rude gets the title and starts to celebrate a massive rattling of sound of the pearly gates, and as they topple Rude screams in anger as he sees the WARRIOR
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Post by turkeysandwich on Apr 13, 2014 13:49:48 GMT -5
Somebody had the bright idea to have the Frank Gotch/George Hackenschmidt match curtain jerk with no time limit. They're still working on a 45 year long bearhug.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 13, 2014 14:12:46 GMT -5
In the wrestling afterlife Royal Rumble, Warrior just drew #685
Gorgeous George was #1 and he's STILL in the match.
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Post by Boo! on Apr 13, 2014 14:32:50 GMT -5
They all get to heaven to find out they're not booked.
Life and afterlife both suck.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 13, 2014 14:36:07 GMT -5
The idea of ghost Pillman acting batshit crazy in Heaven makes me laugh.
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Post by RedDevil on Apr 13, 2014 14:58:46 GMT -5
The Harts vs. von Erich family feud is probably a bit one-sided since the Harts don't have their top guy "up there" yet - and hopefully they won't for a very long time, as we here on earth aren't ready to live in a world without Bruce.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Apr 13, 2014 15:01:33 GMT -5
The Harts vs. von Erich family feud is probably a bit one-sided since the Harts don't have their top guy "up there" yet - and hopefully they won't for a very long time, as we here on earth aren't ready to live in a world without Bruce. I agree, No Keith Hart, No Buys.
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Post by deancubed on Apr 13, 2014 21:40:46 GMT -5
All the fans are annoyed by how many old timers are still carrying titles, and are waiting for their golden boy Lance Cade to finally break the glass ceiling.
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Post by Captain2 on Apr 13, 2014 22:17:17 GMT -5
Can I bring in a really old religion? I imagine it would be like Valhalla. You fight all day then get wasted all night.
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Post by DSR on Apr 13, 2014 22:29:19 GMT -5
Pillman's the mid card champ. Owen and Bulldog have the tag titles...or maybe Owen and Yoko. Mae Young just won the Women's title. Vince Sr's got the book and, I dunno...Ms. Elizabeth welcomes the new roster additions. Elizabeth welcomes the faces, Sherri welcomes the heels. A lot of guys are auditioning to be the next "Paul Bearer Guy". And Eddie Guerrero is reunited with his old friend and tag team partner, Art Barr.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 13, 2014 23:10:53 GMT -5
The Celestial Heavyweight Championship has had several redesigns over the last nine years, the problem is that a new belt goes missing almost as soon as it's introduced. Also, Eddie Guerrero has gotten a LOT of new bling over the years. I'm sure it's a coincidence.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2014 23:13:42 GMT -5
Creative's always got something for you!
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Post by Crimson on Apr 13, 2014 23:14:33 GMT -5
Well, Jerry Lawler was almost signed as a Color Commentator a year and a half ago but the plans kinda fell through.
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