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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 15, 2014 8:26:46 GMT -5
He posted this on his FB. His daughter is Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child fame??
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2014 10:30:11 GMT -5
I got you... but petulant is the wrong word. petulant means like annoyingly impatient. Nothing about that reads impatient... immature yes... petulant no. Ah. I blame the FAN thesaurus feature never working for this blunder. .............what.........there IS no FAN thesaurus feature? *flees*
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Post by Lila on Apr 15, 2014 10:37:23 GMT -5
Why did I bust out laughing?
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 15, 2014 10:49:00 GMT -5
Uhh, yeah Marty...about that...
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Post by Lancers on Apr 16, 2014 0:34:26 GMT -5
So many thoughts...
First of all, assuming that is his daughter, then it appears Marty has a taste for brown sugar.
Secondly, how heartbreaking must it be for her when her mother stated 'Honey, your dad is the Ryan Leaf of tag-team professional wrestling.'
Thirdly, did Marty really need to post a picture of himself? Especially one that he blew up 800% so it looks like the picture is smothered in vaseline. I guess it's the only pic he could find of himself as IC champ on Altavista.
And lastly, with the ending of 'How I Met Your Mother' fresh in people's minds, wouldn't finding out that your dad is Marty Jannetty be a more disappointing outcome than whatever crap the writers put together in the series finale?
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Post by Medicinal Thunder Liger on Apr 16, 2014 5:52:35 GMT -5
LMAO at that pic of him pointing up at a cropped in photo of her. god, marty never change.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 16, 2014 9:07:47 GMT -5
The clues are right there for everyone to see. Marty writes on social media like a teenaged black girl. He dresses like this. Is currently dating a black woman and has a black daughter. It's so obvious. Marty Jannetty is a black man. He's just really light skinned. Brotha passed himself off as white due to the glass ceiling for black men in pro wrestling. He's Wrestling's Carol Channing.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 16, 2014 11:51:23 GMT -5
So you're saying he's the one that taught Shawn how to speak jive?
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 16, 2014 12:11:41 GMT -5
So you're saying he's the one that taught Shawn how to speak jive? That and to dance and dress. He was the cooler Rocker. Notice how the older Marty gets, the blacker he becomes. That why he got the substance problems. He's been hiding from his true self and use drugs to cope with the pain.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 16, 2014 12:16:40 GMT -5
Reverse Navin R Johnson
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 16, 2014 12:38:33 GMT -5
If he really wants to spare her embarrassment, he should destroy all photo evidence of his '93 Royal Rumble ring attire.
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Post by willyjakes on Apr 18, 2014 15:21:56 GMT -5
If he really wants to spare her embarrassment, he should destroy all photo evidence of his '93 Royal Rumble ring attire. Might as well destroy all evidence of his 1994 Royal Rumble attire as well
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Post by metylerca on Apr 18, 2014 15:26:44 GMT -5
If he really wants to spare her embarrassment, he should destroy all photo evidence of his '93 Royal Rumble ring attire. Might as well destroy all evidence of his 1994 Royal Rumble attire as well Might as well destroy all evidence of his 1996 attire/run as well.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Apr 18, 2014 15:34:18 GMT -5
Might as well destroy all evidence of his 1994 Royal Rumble attire as well Might as well destroy all evidence of his 1996 attire/run as well. That was one of his biggest downfalls (I mean, after the thousand other, more glaring contributions to his downfall). The guy never updated his look at all. He kept the mullet and hair metal rocker persona well into the 90s so he always looked out of place during most of his 700 runs.
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Post by willyjakes on Apr 20, 2014 15:18:51 GMT -5
Jannetty is just one of those trailer park trash guys frozen in time. The mullet and 80's rocker stuff will never go away
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 20, 2014 15:29:03 GMT -5
He posted this on his FB. His daughter is Michelle Williams of Destiny's Child fame?? Looks more like Keshia Chante to me.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Apr 20, 2014 18:12:39 GMT -5
She can brag how her dad is a former Intercontinental Champion. The guy who taught Shawn Michaels everything.
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Post by edgestar on Apr 20, 2014 19:25:36 GMT -5
Is it wrong that every time I look at that picture, I just laugh harder? I think it's the combo of "i'll never embarrass you", and the pic with "that's my baby girl right there!"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 20, 2014 20:28:33 GMT -5
Breaking Newz! Man, Marty looks like a bald black man these days
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 20:36:07 GMT -5
Is it wrong that every time I look at that picture, I just laugh harder? I think it's the combo of "i'll never embarrass you", and the pic with "that's my baby girl right there!" For real. That picture is killing me. Dude did a google search to find a pic of him making the #1 sign to make that post. Too funny.
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