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Post by Slapcrunk on Apr 16, 2014 9:53:14 GMT -5
You get a year of free ice cream!
Vanilla every Friday and neapolitan the rest of the week.
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Post by camsamurai06 on Apr 16, 2014 9:55:27 GMT -5
A student/temporary Postman delivering is all the mail in the town...
...Through the letterbox of a shop that hasnt been open in twelve years.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Apr 16, 2014 10:06:24 GMT -5
Good: I cured your manic depression.
...So now you're just depressed.
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Post by Red Impact on Apr 16, 2014 10:07:16 GMT -5
You no longer have a leg infection
... or a leg.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 10:59:25 GMT -5
You just made your last payment on your car.
But you car has just been impounded.
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Post by General Adam on Apr 16, 2014 11:13:04 GMT -5
We just named a disease after you.
*walks away*
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Apr 16, 2014 11:22:30 GMT -5
Good News the Cubs will finally win the World Series this year...
No, Not really
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 16, 2014 12:53:36 GMT -5
 You have Cancer |
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Apr 16, 2014 13:13:46 GMT -5
It comes with a free frogurt
The frogurt is also cursed
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,499
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 16, 2014 13:53:33 GMT -5
I've just found a fang that would make a great weapon...
...the bad news is that it was pierced through your wife's heart
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,276
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 16, 2014 14:11:27 GMT -5
Congratulations! You've been elected Mayor in a landslide election...
In Detroit!
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Hanzo
Dennis Stamp
"You want Cena to go to ECW?!"
Posts: 4,666
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Post by Hanzo on Apr 16, 2014 14:21:08 GMT -5
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Apr 16, 2014 19:05:47 GMT -5
It comes with a free frogurt The frogurt is also cursed ...but, It comes with a free topping. That's good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate... ... That's bad! |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 16, 2014 19:10:46 GMT -5
You no longer have erectile dysfunction.
We amputated your penis.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 16, 2014 20:06:30 GMT -5
Oh, wait, that's Good news for People who Love Bad News...my mistake...
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Apr 16, 2014 21:19:55 GMT -5
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico but I gambled away your college fund
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 21:26:03 GMT -5
Good news! There's going to be a Breaking Bad spin-off!
.....it's all about Skyler.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 16, 2014 21:55:15 GMT -5
you've got the lead role in a movie...
... The Love Guru 2: Electric Boogaloo!
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Apr 16, 2014 22:20:28 GMT -5
Dad's going to be spending alot more time with you kids.
He's under house arrest
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 16, 2014 23:58:41 GMT -5
You get a year of free ice cream! Vanilla every Friday and neapolitan the rest of the week. Cool by me. |
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