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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 13:20:54 GMT -5
The wise words of one of the greatest video game reviewers of all time, the (possibly) late, great, George Wood.
As evident in this rundown of SNES games, if you didn't use cheat codes in every video game ever, you will never win. Which is a good message about life. You can try your best at something, but unless you have a way to cheat, you'll never see victory.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 16, 2014 19:02:19 GMT -5
"Win if you can, lose if you must. But always cheat."
-Jesse Ventura.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Apr 16, 2014 19:28:27 GMT -5
The only winning move is not to play.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 16, 2014 19:29:17 GMT -5
Words to live by
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 16, 2014 22:52:01 GMT -5
It's a good thing Mr. Wood never got around to making his dream Tomb Raider game as the only way to truly cure Lara's breast cancer would be with a cheat code.
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Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Close enough.
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Post by RIHT on Apr 16, 2014 22:53:38 GMT -5
VIVA LA RAZA! IF YOU'RE NOT CHEATING, YOU'RE NOT TRYING!
WE LIE!
WE CHEAT!
WE STEAL!
WE LIE!
WE CHEAT!
WE STEAL!
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Post by mizerable on Apr 16, 2014 23:24:48 GMT -5
So...Jersey Devil is an amazing game, yet Ape Escape is mediocre???
Are you sure you don't have those reversed?
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Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Apr 17, 2014 0:05:35 GMT -5
I... thought this would be about Kobayashi Maru.
My god I'm becoming at minimum someone who will occasionally call upon Star Trek as a casual reference for everyday things. And I consciously avoided all things related to it up until like 3 years ago.
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Apr 17, 2014 0:30:39 GMT -5
Cheat to Win
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 17, 2014 0:33:28 GMT -5
"Win if you can, lose if you must. But always cheat." -Jesse Ventura. I need a tshirt of that. |
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Apr 17, 2014 2:35:24 GMT -5
I... thought this would be about Kobayashi Maru. My god I'm becoming at minimum someone who will occasionally call upon Star Trek as a casual reference for everyday things. And I consciously avoided all things related to it up until like 3 years ago. I seriously came here to post about the Kobayashi Maru. We should get married. We'd make each other so miserable it'd be perfect.  |
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 17, 2014 5:15:30 GMT -5
So...Jersey Devil is an amazing game, yet Ape Escape is mediocre??? Are you sure you don't have those reversed? He also said that Shadowrun (SNES) was better than Secret of Mana and in another video tore into Final Fantasy VII. George Wood was the "Hipster Gamer" long before that ever became a thing. |
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 17, 2014 7:20:06 GMT -5
Oh Navigtr... your ineptitude and confounding ideas bring joy to us all. After all if not for you we'd never have had all those hilarious Retsupurae videos.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 7:55:00 GMT -5
Also, if you don't get Donkey Kong Country
YOU ARE STUPID!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 18:31:54 GMT -5
So...Jersey Devil is an amazing game, yet Ape Escape is mediocre??? Are you sure you don't have those reversed? He also said that Shadowrun (SNES) was better than Secret of Mana and in another video tore into Final Fantasy VII. George Wood was the "Hipster Gamer" long before that ever became a thing. Don't forget insulting Earthbound for having "Dorky graphics" |
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 17, 2014 18:44:23 GMT -5
He also said that Shadowrun (SNES) was better than Secret of Mana and in another video tore into Final Fantasy VII. George Wood was the "Hipster Gamer" long before that ever became a thing. Don't forget insulting Earthbound for having "Dorky graphics" Swing and a miss George, swing and a miss. |
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You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Apr 17, 2014 19:03:05 GMT -5
So...Jersey Devil is an amazing game, yet Ape Escape is mediocre??? Are you sure you don't have those reversed? He also said that Shadowrun (SNES) was better than Secret of Mana and in another video tore into Final Fantasy VII. George Wood was the "Hipster Gamer" long before that ever became a thing. To be fair, Shadowrun is immensely underrated, although I never got around to beating Secret of Mana, although enjoying the heck out of it. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2014 9:37:24 GMT -5
Speak of a 180.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 18, 2014 9:55:45 GMT -5
Sounds like this George just couldn't git gud.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2014 10:18:04 GMT -5
He also said that Shadowrun (SNES) was better than Secret of Mana and in another video tore into Final Fantasy VII. George Wood was the "Hipster Gamer" long before that ever became a thing. Don't forget insulting Earthbound for having "Dorky graphics" He has dorky graphics! Not the biggest Earthbound fan (although I do like the game) but the graphics are what set up the awesome ending. |
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