Bad Moon
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Post by Bad Moon on Apr 17, 2014 13:25:45 GMT -5
This is a question that needs to be answered.
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Post by anticonscience on Apr 17, 2014 15:49:43 GMT -5
No, but he did during the honeymoon
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 17, 2014 15:54:54 GMT -5
No, but he did during the honeymoon But did Brie? |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 17, 2014 15:56:49 GMT -5
so will she be known as Brie Bryan on wwe t.v?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 16:04:05 GMT -5
so will she be known as Brie Bryan on wwe t.v? He's going to be going by Daniel Bella now. |
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Apr 17, 2014 16:31:21 GMT -5
so will she be known as Brie Bryan on wwe t.v? He's going to be going by Daniel Bella now. He should come out to their theme.... ♫ ♫ You can look, but you can't touch... ♫ ♫ |
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 17, 2014 18:01:52 GMT -5
When the minister asked "Does anyone object?" did Cena start a yes chant?
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Post by BorneAgain on Apr 17, 2014 18:04:20 GMT -5
When the minister asked "Does anyone object?" did Cena start a yes chant? Let's be honest, there was only one response to the minister's question:  |
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 17, 2014 18:10:09 GMT -5
When the minister asked "Does anyone object?" did Cena start a yes chant? Let's be honest, there was only one response to the minister's question: Congratulations on your marriage, but I'm afraid I've got some bad news: over 50% of marriages end in divorce! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 18:20:03 GMT -5
When the minister asked "Does anyone object?" did Cena start a yes chant? No, but when Brie was walking down the aisle, she did turn to Cena and whisper that she really wanted to be with him. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 18:28:02 GMT -5
Let's be honest, there was only one response to the minister's question: Congratulations on your marriage, but I'm afraid I've got some bad news: over 50% of marriages end in divorce! That isn't nearly convoluted and dark enough for Barrett. "I'm afraid I've got some bad news! You see, Daniel, over 50% of all marriages end in divorce. And divorce is a soul-crushing, depressing matter, particularly for the men as courts tend to favor the women. If you two have any children, Brie will most likely get custody and then you, Daniel, will see your quality of work deteriorate as you struggle with crushing depression, sadness, and self-confidence issues. Your fans will turn against you as you no longer entertain them, you will become worse and worse at your job as your motivation fades more and more, and soon enough you will lose your job as you have become a liability! Then, Daniel, as you have lost everything in life important to you, you will commit suicide, and your children will be left without a father! Good night!  |
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 17, 2014 18:48:42 GMT -5
Congratulations on your marriage, but I'm afraid I've got some bad news: over 50% of marriages end in divorce! That isn't nearly convoluted and dark enough for Barrett. "I'm afraid I've got some bad news! You see, Daniel, over 50% of all marriages end in divorce. And divorce is a soul-crushing, depressing matter, particularly for the men as courts tend to favor the women. If you two have any children, Brie will most likely get custody and then you, Daniel, will see your quality of work deteriorate as you struggle with crushing depression, sadness, and self-confidence issues. Your fans will turn against you as you no longer entertain them, you will become worse and worse at your job as your motivation fades more and more, and soon enough you will lose your job as you have become a liability! Then, Daniel, as you have lost everything in life important to you, you will commit suicide, and your children will be left without a father! Good night! I'm afraid I've got some bad news! Daniel signed a pre-nuptial agreement, which means that you, Brie, will get nothing from him once your marriage crumbles due to the stress of life on the road! He also has footage of you in "Brie Mode" and shall use it to claim you are an unfit parent, causing the court to grant him some custody of your children! You will descend into a state of depressed self loathing and will stuff your face with chocolate and alcohol, causing your looks to fade and rendering you unable to find modeling work. You shall watch in disgust and envy as Daniel gets involved with another woman and enjoys a long, stable marriage. And then finally you, Brie, shall pass away of a combination of sleeping pills and vodka! Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow!" |
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Post by phen0m2112 on Apr 17, 2014 19:56:23 GMT -5
Congratulations on your marriage, but I'm afraid I've got some bad news: over 50% of marriages end in divorce! That isn't nearly convoluted and dark enough for Barrett. "I'm afraid I've got some bad news! You see, Daniel, over 50% of all marriages end in divorce. And divorce is a soul-crushing, depressing matter, particularly for the men as courts tend to favor the women. If you two have any children, Brie will most likely get custody and then you, Daniel, will see your quality of work deteriorate as you struggle with crushing depression, sadness, and self-confidence issues. Your fans will turn against you as you no longer entertain them, you will become worse and worse at your job as your motivation fades more and more, and soon enough you will lose your job as you have become a liability! Then, Daniel, as you have lost everything in life important to you, you will commit suicide, and your children will be left without a father! Good night! not funny in any way,shape,or form. |
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Post by Diamond Cutter Out of Nowhere! on Apr 17, 2014 22:13:08 GMT -5
Horrible pun incoming... but do you think he gave her the D+ on their wedding night?
I'll show myself out...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 22:40:19 GMT -5
That isn't nearly convoluted and dark enough for Barrett. "I'm afraid I've got some bad news! You see, Daniel, over 50% of all marriages end in divorce. And divorce is a soul-crushing, depressing matter, particularly for the men as courts tend to favor the women. If you two have any children, Brie will most likely get custody and then you, Daniel, will see your quality of work deteriorate as you struggle with crushing depression, sadness, and self-confidence issues. Your fans will turn against you as you no longer entertain them, you will become worse and worse at your job as your motivation fades more and more, and soon enough you will lose your job as you have become a liability! Then, Daniel, as you have lost everything in life important to you, you will commit suicide, and your children will be left without a father! Good night! not funny in any way,shape,or form. Different strokes and all, no harm there and I can get where humor that dark isn't for everyone, but I'm really confused as to why both your post and mine were liked by the same person. |
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phen0m2112
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Post by phen0m2112 on Apr 17, 2014 23:58:01 GMT -5
not funny in any way,shape,or form. Different strokes and all, no harm there and I can get where humor that dark isn't for everyone, but I'm really confused as to why both your post and mine were liked by the same person.[/quote ask him/her. Suicide is not funny, no matter now many smarky memes or B-movie quotes you throw in. If this make me odd, than so be it. |
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phen0m2112
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Post by phen0m2112 on Apr 17, 2014 23:58:13 GMT -5
not funny in any way,shape,or form. Different strokes and all, no harm there and I can get where humor that dark isn't for everyone, but I'm really confused as to why both your post and mine were liked by the same person.[/quote ask him/her. Suicide is not funny, no matter now many smarky memes or B-movie quotes you throw in. If this make me odd, than so be it. I apologize for double-posting. |
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 18, 2014 4:30:12 GMT -5
Since he stole the whole yes thing from Diego Sanchez he should gone even one further and done the yes cartwheel done the aisle
For those who are wondering what I'm talking about...
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 18, 2014 17:45:07 GMT -5
No, but he did during the honeymoon *checks watch* That took one post, folks. One post. |
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