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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 23:53:56 GMT -5
I can't believe I lost that fight. Give me another shot to beat you!
*loses*
Give me another shot!
*loses*
One more shot!
*loses*
Last shot, I swear!
*loses*
Final time, I mean it!
*wins*
What a loser! I knew you were inferior to me! Next opponent!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 18, 2014 1:59:54 GMT -5
I just killed that guy. Picking up his weapon will allow me to have more ammunition for my own.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 18, 2014 4:20:36 GMT -5
Arrrgh, my enemy is getting away from me! Good thing I have him on my GPS, for some reason.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,504
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Post by Bo Rida on Apr 18, 2014 5:20:49 GMT -5
I just battled through a maze of passages in that cave, narrowly avoided getting killed by several monsters, explored ruins that nobody has seen for centuries and tip-toed across a crumbling cliff-top path.
This seems like the perfect location for my new shop.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Apr 18, 2014 5:38:57 GMT -5
I'm a woman. I'm feminine, yet tough and good with weapons. I make lots of funny jokes but can also feel intense moments of despair. I have a strangely unique name and I will at some point need to be rescued.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 18, 2014 6:13:19 GMT -5
Alright, I just plowed through waves upon waves of enemies and made it to the cutscene. If I had such an easy time during gameplay, nothing is gonna stop me during a freaking cutsce-*gets smacked in the head by hiding regular mook* Oh God I'm knocked out!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423 
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Post by The Sam on Apr 18, 2014 6:30:02 GMT -5
*eats wall chicken*
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2014 7:05:12 GMT -5
My tits are bigger than my frigging head!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,277
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 18, 2014 8:02:51 GMT -5
Don't mind me, I'm just tossing fireballs that are melting the flesh off your bones. Please keep paying attention to the dude with the shield that is barely even scratching you. After all, he's using harsh language.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 18, 2014 8:10:47 GMT -5
I'm trapped in a dungeon, surrounded by monsters. My HP is low, and I'm desperate. I drink this shiny potion... ack! It's actually poison. Then I die and lose all of my gear.
I like roguelikes.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 18, 2014 9:18:19 GMT -5
I am currently trapped in the following conversation...
Will you save the world?
No.
But thou Must.
No.
But thou Must.
No.
But thou Must.
No.
But thou Must.
No.
But thou Must.
No.
But thou Must.
No.
But thou Must.
No.
But thou Must.
someone send help...
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Apr 18, 2014 9:34:22 GMT -5
I'm a block. If I can manage to form a straight line across this gap, I can disappear and end this miserable life.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 18, 2014 9:47:55 GMT -5
PRESS "A" TO DODGE BANHAMMER
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Apr 18, 2014 9:50:53 GMT -5
There's a knee-high log lying on the road ahead of me. This obstacle is to much for me to get around or simply step over so I must find a longer, more complex detour.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2014 13:14:17 GMT -5
I have a missile launcher, a nuclear bomb, 37 guns, and 150 grenades...
BUT DAMN THIS LOCKED DOOR!!!!!
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Ginger Beer Man
Dennis Stamp
Jam Up Guy
The kids can call you HoJu!
Posts: 4,221
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Post by Ginger Beer Man on Apr 18, 2014 13:19:28 GMT -5
Why I can run and jump but not perform a standing jump is something that I have never worked out... Why hath the gods forsaken me?!
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Apr 18, 2014 14:11:47 GMT -5
*tries to post but keyboard is blocked by a sleeping snorlax*
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Post by rowdy426 on Apr 18, 2014 14:24:15 GMT -5
I'm sure this orange and red mushroom that appeared out of that block is perfectly fine. Gee, it sure tastes funny... Holy shit, I'm twice my normal size - must squash all life forms in this kingdom.
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Post by Red Impact on Apr 18, 2014 15:22:15 GMT -5
I am an optional boss. To get you me, you have to solve this elaborate puzzle and fight through the most dangerous monsters in the world. I am stronger than the villain who wants to destroy the world, and yet I have no qualms with letting everything be destroyed by him.
Fight me if you dare, but let me tell you that it doesn't matter what I give you, because if you beat me the antagonist is pretty damn easy.
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