ITT we are on the booking team...

[TGM]

...and our booking ideas get corrupted by HHH, Stephanie, Vince, Kevin Dunn, Russo etc.

For example:

Me: I am going to book Daniel Bryan in the main event of Wrestlemania.

Vince: okay, but we have to have Sheamus pin him in 18 seconds.

I'll start: I want to do a cross promotional match with Ring of Honor

TLDR: its a new corrupt a wish game

[The Tank]

Maria vs. Nikki Bella, booked!

I want a new faction to feud with The Shield.

[Reflecto]

Howard Finkel, Justin Roberts, Tony Chimel, and Lilian Garcia are your NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! faction.

I want Evolution to lose cleanly to a group of people Triple H buried in his career.

[Deleted]

Ok. They lose the The Spirit Squad cleanly. The next show Evolution puts them in a trash can and again sends them to OVW.

Sting finally debuts!

[Reflecto]

Great. Gordon Sumner runs one awesome live concert at Extreme Rules.


CM Punk returns to WWE.

[Deleted]

As a heel! Against John Cena!


Antonio Cesaro vs. Daniel Bryan, Best of 7 Series

[Chiral]

Big Show interferes with every match in the series.


Edge announces he will wrestle one more match.

[Amazing Kitsune]

It'll be a Bra and Panties match against AJ Lee.

I think Brock Lesnar should beat Daniel Bryan for the World Title.

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

Daniel Bryan's career is on the line along with the titles.

I want Sandow to get his gimmick back.

[Deleted]

Granted, but he only appears on house shows from now on.

I want Sami Zayn to have a new "masked sex offender" gimmick.

[Hobby Drifter]

Granted, but the headlines all read "At least ONE thing in pro-wrestling isn't fake..."

I want Brock Lesnar's Wrestlemania 30 win over the Undertaker to be thrown out due to some ridiculously contrived reason.

[Reflecto]

It's thrown out...because the contract said that there was a match for the Streak, and a subsequent contract check showed the Wrestlemania 9 match was not supposed to end in DQ. Giant Gonzales is therefore posthumously the 1, Undertaker's streak was less than Rob Van Dam's, and every other Streak match meant nothing.


Eva Marie turns heel.

[Deleted]

Great idea! I think a lengthy feud with Paige will really breathe new life into the divas division.

I really want Bray Wyatt to beat John Cena at Extreme Rules.

[Deleted]

Ok, but after the match Cena instead of selling the beating stands straight up and pulls a silly face and does a 20 minute stand up routine where he buries the f*** out of not only The Wyatt's but Cesaro, Danieel Bryan and The Shield as well for no reason


I would like to see a John Cena heel turn

[Ragnal]

pfHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sure, but it lasts all of thirty seconds when the writing team realizes people like the idea.

I want El Generico to debut in the WWE.

[Reflecto]

You're right. El Torito DOES need a sidekick!

I want Jack Swagger and Cesaro to have a natural blowoff, which sees a firm turn on either side, then the person who turned sees their manager get a new separate client from either one.