Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 18, 2014 21:19:31 GMT -5
Austin's spiel didn't go "Gunna drink one beer!" "WHAT" "Gunna drink two beers!" "WHAT" "Gunna miss a few recitals!" "WHAT" "Gunna alienate friends and family!" "WHAT" "Gunna forget what it means to live sober!" "WHAT" "Gunna get cirrhosis of the liver!" "WHAT" This sounds like a parody of an Austin promo written for a sketch comedy show. I see some random dude wearing a bald cap (bonus if it's a minority guy in whiteface) and overly exaggerating Stone Cold's mannerisms. I loved Will Sasso's Austin, just for including a lot of mannerisms most people wouldn't have bothered with, like listening to the imaginary watch.
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Post by salsashark on Apr 19, 2014 3:39:12 GMT -5
I'm talking a Sandman esque slurring guy. Who wrestles like he's drunk. So you want an alcoholic guy who slurs and has won titles and gotten over and wrestles like he's drunk. Also, he's like the Sandman. Are you sure you're not thinking of--now hold tight because this might sound wild--the Sandman?
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 19, 2014 5:20:30 GMT -5
Emma used to act kinda drunk early on in NXT when she used to stumble around and mess up her entrance. Those were the glory days!
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Sam Punk
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Post by Sam Punk on Apr 19, 2014 17:52:39 GMT -5
Shockmaster?
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Apr 19, 2014 18:47:45 GMT -5
Scott Hall and Austin have the market cornered.
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 19, 2014 23:09:40 GMT -5
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 19, 2014 23:17:34 GMT -5
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RIHT
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Post by RIHT on Apr 20, 2014 0:04:08 GMT -5
? I think this would be considered a stoner gimmick if anything.
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EyeofTyr
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Post by EyeofTyr on Apr 20, 2014 0:52:45 GMT -5
Yeah, Kendrick was more stoner meets asylum patient than drunkard.
What you're describing is...Sandman. To a lesser extent, Hall and Austin.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 20, 2014 1:44:05 GMT -5
I'm talking a Sandman esque slurring guy. Who wrestles like he's drunk. I think Hawk did do that sort of thing during that stupid drunk angle from fall 1998, where he'd wrestle while inebriated.
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Marty McFry
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Post by Marty McFry on Apr 20, 2014 6:10:39 GMT -5
Scott Hall has been there and done that on Nitro
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