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Post by sunnytaker on Apr 19, 2014 11:26:15 GMT -5
so has Brock been up to anything lately? don't seem to recall him doing much recently.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Apr 19, 2014 15:11:30 GMT -5
"Brock Lesnar conquered the streak,conquered the streak."
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Post by JTH on Apr 19, 2014 15:22:18 GMT -5
I guess Brock conquered it so bad, they've banned him from TV until August
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Post by 543Y2J on Apr 19, 2014 15:55:37 GMT -5
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 19, 2014 17:09:44 GMT -5
Hudi, mudi, wudi! Bork (Lesnar)! Bork(Lesnar)! Bork(Lesnar)! Steak, cudi, ludi, sudi.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Apr 19, 2014 18:09:36 GMT -5
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Apr 19, 2014 22:34:18 GMT -5
My claernt Brack Lorsnur cankered da strake.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 19, 2014 22:52:42 GMT -5
Eat Sleep Conquered the Streak
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Apr 19, 2014 23:07:45 GMT -5
Anyway The Simpsons can have a "My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered the streak." chalkboard gag? The streak really doesn't seem all that special seeing as all you get is bragging rights. I remember seeing clips of when The Steiner Brothers won the IWGP Tag Team Titles they also got a trophy and when Bull Nakano won the WWF Women's Title and The Great Muta won the NWA World Heavyweight Title in the Tokyo Egg Dome they received a trophy (and Nakano also got like a plaque and some other awards as well) along with streamers being thrown into the ring. I think it would be great if whomever broke the streak got something like this.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Apr 19, 2014 23:24:48 GMT -5
Cly Bryant, Lork Bresner contact streep.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Apr 19, 2014 23:46:37 GMT -5
....ummmm...just saw this on my facebook feed....fair enough internet....
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Apr 20, 2014 2:01:43 GMT -5
"My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered the streak" is actually a clever anagram for "noble clique, recenter Matt Hardy's knockers." It makes sense when you think about it. A guy like the Undertaker could only be bested by someone who could match him in supernatural powers as well as the physical. Some practitioners of the occult cast spells based on the alignment of the stars, but Heyman's black magic was clearly contingent on the alignment of Matt Hardy's breasts (in retrospect, that whole "Cow Blood" thing being a weird udder reference). Heyman enlisted the help of past streak victims Triple H and Shawn Michaels to make sure the spell wasn't a bust, so to speak. This is probably also why Willow resurfaced around the same time. If you're too near to Matt during the invocation of his demonic breast magic, it's like reading from the Necronomicon.
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Post by Germansuplex on Apr 20, 2014 2:17:55 GMT -5
Arrive Conquer Streak Leave
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 4:46:55 GMT -5
Wait.
Who did what now?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 20, 2014 5:32:29 GMT -5
There you are, Paul. You owe me money, you tightwad. And this somehow makes you special? You're not the only one owed money by Paul Heyman.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 20, 2014 13:13:27 GMT -5
This is as crazy as the one thread where the first post was nothing but "YES!" chants and GIFs and scrolling and stuff.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Apr 20, 2014 13:19:22 GMT -5
I tells you what people!
Guess what ma homeboi Brock Lesnar did the other dizzle?
HE CONQUERED THE STREAKizzle.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 17:43:56 GMT -5
Wait a second here
All this talk about Brock Lesnar breaking the streak. What streak are we talking about here
Lesnar breaks a lot of streaks
He broke the streak of longest time being called Brock Lesnar just to name one
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Post by kingbookermark on Apr 22, 2014 3:54:40 GMT -5
I think the biggest streak that ended is still Heyman's ponytail being gone!
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