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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 20, 2014 0:14:58 GMT -5
Man, Paige is so fine, I would take on her a nice wholesome date to the local drive-in movie theater and maybe give her a peck on the cheek but only if she wanted me to.
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Post by DSR on Apr 20, 2014 0:16:49 GMT -5
Man, Paige is so fine, I would take on her a nice wholesome date to the local drive-in movie theater and maybe give her a peck on the cheek but only if she wanted me to. You sick freak! Paige is so hot, I'd take her out for a lovely meal, and offer to hold hands with her, but if she said she wasn't comfortable with that, I would still thank her for the company.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 0:18:45 GMT -5
I wanna sit behind her in Spanish class. I bet her hair smells like oceans of violets in bloom.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 0:21:35 GMT -5
Paige is so fine that if I was ever on a date with her, I'll be probably nervous as f*** and show it. Then when she notices my nervousness and how awkward it is I'll do an over correction by coming off way to strong and way too confident. There would be no second date after
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on Apr 20, 2014 0:45:19 GMT -5
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Post by Essential1 on Apr 20, 2014 0:54:09 GMT -5
A couple of White Lightnings and you will be fine.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 20, 2014 1:15:19 GMT -5
Paige is so fine I'd like to form a completely platonic friendship with her with healthy boundaries abound.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 20, 2014 5:15:04 GMT -5
Man, Paige is so fine, I would take on her a nice wholesome date to the local drive-in movie theater and maybe give her a peck on the cheek but only if she wanted me to. You sick freak! Paige is so hot, I'd take her out for a lovely meal, and offer to hold hands with her, but if she said she wasn't comfortable with that, I would still thank her for the company. She's so hot that I'd watch her from across the room and never try to make a move, then she'd notice me staring, come over and I'd panic and fall over.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Apr 20, 2014 5:16:48 GMT -5
She strikes me as a dominatrix. I wouldn't object.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 5:18:55 GMT -5
Paige is so fine I'm completely alright with only seeing her on the TV and on occasion, live events.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 20, 2014 5:28:17 GMT -5
Paige is so hot that I'd ask her mother for permission to take her out to watch A G-rated movie and promise to have her home by 10 PM.
Ugh, I feel dirty saying such things...
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Apr 20, 2014 5:48:39 GMT -5
Paige is so hot that I'd ask her mother for permission to take her out to watch A G-rated movie and promise to have her home by 10 PM. Ugh, I feel dirty saying such things... CATCH_US said the least perverted thing in a thread.. How did this happen!?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 20, 2014 6:14:11 GMT -5
Paige is so hot that I'd ask her mother for permission to take her out to watch A G-rated movie and promise to have her home by 10 PM. Ugh, I feel dirty saying such things... CATCH_US said the least perverted thing in a thread.. How did this happen!? Evidently hell has frozen over.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 20, 2014 7:12:57 GMT -5
Much like Trish Stratus, Lita, and Brooke Tessmacher before her-Paige will be even hotter as a heel
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Post by Essential1 on Apr 20, 2014 9:14:25 GMT -5
Paige is so fine despite having the skin complexion of a corpse.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 9:18:53 GMT -5
Paige is so fine despite having the skin complexion of a corpse. If you're also pale as a ghost like I happen to be, that's a huge plus factor. It makes you look so much more normal by comparison. EDIT: And Paige is so fine, I'd serenade her with Italian love songs in the moonlight, but ONLY if she was okay with it and provided me with a signed affidavit giving me express permission to do so.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 20, 2014 9:56:55 GMT -5
Paige is so fine I would like to ask her to come over and make popcorn and watch Frozen while we just talk about our day
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 20, 2014 10:13:10 GMT -5
Paige is so hot that I'd ask her out to a nice dinner, cover the check, keep a respectable distance, and call her the next day.
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Post by Perd on Apr 20, 2014 10:39:32 GMT -5
Paige is so fine, that my lack of self-confidence, would prohibit me from speaking to her. I'd then delude myself into thinking I wasn't really missing anything.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 20, 2014 12:33:20 GMT -5
Paige is so fine, that my lack of self-confidence, would prohibit me from speaking to her. I'd then delude myself into thinking I wasn't really missing anything. You Perdvert.
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