Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 19, 2014 16:27:51 GMT -5
I like what you do to babies
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Post by king1836 on Apr 19, 2014 16:29:14 GMT -5
On the Raw following Royal Rumble 1999, there was a "I Quit" match between Triple H ad The Rock. At one point during the match The Rock grabbed the mike and said "Triple H, why are you such a rooty poo?"
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Apr 19, 2014 17:33:12 GMT -5
Hogan saying that Nash was a "spoon"
The Hogan promo from Wrestlemania IV about how he and Andre were going to have a match so intense that it causes the world to flood and Hogan having to swim Donald Trump, his family and all the little Hulkamaniacs to safety, brother.
Hogan claiming he played with Metallica in the early 80s but had to quit before they made it big because the wrestling thing was starting to take off, brother
A lot of shit Hulk Hogan says.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Apr 19, 2014 18:10:12 GMT -5
Shamrock to Chyna: "And YOU, whatever you call yourself, man or female or whatever you wanna call yourself, can go have a seat where you belong, because you sure as hell ain't no kitchen or no woman or man or whatever the hell you are." One of my all time favorites Chyna damn well was a kitchen. I got plates to prove it and they're damn fine.
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Post by chuck the duke on Apr 19, 2014 19:15:38 GMT -5
"We're the new breed of bees! It's like a bee / wasp / hermit crab / balloon animal. And what it does is it finds you in the park... sitting on a bench, eating your cotton candy... And this little balloon animal / wasp / bee thing comes up nudging on you... 'Give me a chance' it says 'I'm small... and I'm ugly!'"
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kevin
El Dandy
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Post by kevin on Apr 19, 2014 19:33:12 GMT -5
It still bothers me that Alica Fox never became the undefined champion. but my favorite odd saying will always be that the " Ring will never be a swimming pool no matter how much you want it to be."
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Post by karld316 on Apr 19, 2014 19:33:40 GMT -5
She said it on NXT 3 weeks ago. I completely missed that, which considering my ridiculous crush on Paige, scares me a bit. She must have realised how that sounded, lol The full sentence wasn't too bad, it was just the way people edited it into youtube videos. She'll likely laugh about it though.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Apr 19, 2014 19:43:01 GMT -5
I cannot believe we have made it to page 2 of a "Bizarre things wrestlers have said" thread, and not one mention of the Ultimate Warrior!
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 19, 2014 19:46:23 GMT -5
even though it was in a video game Juice Makes Sugar
also that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg
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Post by Nickybojelais on Apr 19, 2014 19:56:12 GMT -5
If undecipherable noises and grunts count as bizarre then every Ahmed Johnson promo must be a worthy candidate.
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Apr 19, 2014 20:40:45 GMT -5
"Listen nut punk! That riddle-asked potty ignored canned possum be gived with the ass-whippin I'm gonna gimp you eat a reef! If you wanna stamp up to Punchy, bacon off! 'Cause Eiffel got don't take my medications, Morty! And I'm in a real bad moon!"--Ahmed Johnson, WWF War Zone.
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Capt Lunatic
Unicron
Buttah in mah ass, lollipops in mah mouth
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Post by Capt Lunatic on Apr 19, 2014 20:54:02 GMT -5
"Mustache"
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Post by Herrera88 on Apr 19, 2014 22:43:35 GMT -5
"We commin fo' you n*gga!!"
-The true highlight of Booker T's career.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 19, 2014 23:05:36 GMT -5
I do not remember this line at all. Her skin complexion makes it appear it's a regular line of hers too. *fan fiction* Is it? I thought she was here to cover girls. Well, Triple H was seen wearing her T-shirts in promo pics. Perhaps, if both things are there, much like HHH said, she's bi a lot of things but lingual isn't one of them.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 20, 2014 7:41:53 GMT -5
"You've got 21, I've got 22."
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Apr 20, 2014 7:58:42 GMT -5
Did anyone see the Raw after WrestleMania 14? There was a segment where The Rock overthrew Faarooq as leader of the Nation Of Domination. After laying him out, Rock grabbed the microphone and said "Now go back to Haiti where you come from!" HUH? That's hilarious you should bring that up, a friend and I were just watching this segment 2 nights ago and when he said that we both just kind of went "....wait, what??"
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 20, 2014 8:21:37 GMT -5
SHUT UP NED! IM DOIN HIM AN EGG! YOU'RE BRITISHIN- I'M SANDING ONTO YOUR DUMB REDNECK ASS!
we could pretty much call this the Scott Steiner Appreciation thread.
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Post by derangedhermit on Apr 20, 2014 8:32:03 GMT -5
Undertaker's promo about leaving the Big Show in Death Valley for two days. Then, Show returns, carrying his motorcycle, while wearing a snake tie and lizard boots. What the heck is this "Local 81"? Hell's Angels.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 8:45:17 GMT -5
Undertaker's promo about leaving the Big Show in Death Valley for two days. Then, Show returns, carrying his motorcycle, while wearing a snake tie and lizard boots. What the heck is this "Local 81"? Hell's Angels. Because H is the 8th letter in the alphabet and A is the 1st I believe I think it goes back to it being a big nono for prospective members and non members of the Angels to display the gangs name on clothing, so when non members would wear t-shirts in support they would say Support 81 instead of Support Hells angels
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Post by king1836 on Apr 20, 2014 10:12:46 GMT -5
I remember that on the Abraham Washington Show, he referred to Christian as The Elephant Man.
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