Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 22, 2014 9:43:54 GMT -5
SHUT UP NED! IM DOIN HIM AN EGG! YOU'RE BRITISHIN- I'M SANDING ONTO YOUR DUMB REDNECK ASS! we could pretty much call this the Scott Steiner Appreciation thread. This one is particularly beautiful because even after watching it over a dozen times, I still have no idea what he was actually trying to say. Pure Steinerese is a language that none of us will ever truly comprehend. It's one of the advanced language courses if you go to highly educated university.
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Apr 22, 2014 10:01:39 GMT -5
This one is particularly beautiful because even after watching it over a dozen times, I still have no idea what he was actually trying to say. Pure Steinerese is a language that none of us will ever truly comprehend. It's one of the advanced language courses if you go to highly educated university. It really comes in handy on an international scale, what with all those countries you end up wrestling.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Apr 22, 2014 13:51:50 GMT -5
Pretty much anything Juventud Guerrera ever said. Most of all That XPW promo.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 13:57:38 GMT -5
It's one of the advanced language courses if you go to highly educated university. It really comes in handy on an international scale, what with all those countries you end up wrestling. Well when you're accusing Pearl Harbor of bombing the Germans, issues like that are going to be commonplace.
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BearDogg-X
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Post by BearDogg-X on Apr 22, 2014 14:34:47 GMT -5
The Rock's "this is your life" segment, when Rock asked if his high school girlfriend liked pancakes, then tells her to pancake her ass to the back. Huh? It wasn't during the "This is Your Life" segment, but I do remember Rock saying that to somebody, I just don't remember who he said it to. Pancakes were mentioned in the "This is Your Life" segment, but it was with Rock's home economics teacher not allowing him to make pancakes in class.
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Post by superchamp on Apr 22, 2014 20:01:33 GMT -5
I remember that on the Abraham Washington Show, he referred to Christian as The Elephant Man. Vince McMahon having the completely random notion in his head that Christian is the ugliest human being to walk the face of the earth will never not be funny to me.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 20:05:48 GMT -5
It was funny, and it was Edge so of course it was delivered well, but BIG! FAT! FAILURE TURTLES! is a pretty damn bizarre thing to say.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 20:12:53 GMT -5
X-Pac during his WWE return promo: "We're here to rip ass on the World Wrestling Federation." Well... He did rip ass eventually.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 21:33:35 GMT -5
Michael McGillicutty's only good moment was asking LayCool about their adopted ninja baby. If he hadn't of added the stupid breastfeeding line, it'd be an all time favorite funny moment.
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Post by edgestar on Apr 22, 2014 21:48:16 GMT -5
I've hung and I've bung- Hulk Hogan
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 21:56:51 GMT -5
X-Pac during his WWE return promo: "We're here to rip ass on the World Wrestling Federation." Well... He did rip ass eventually. Reminds me of this HBK/X-Pac exchange from a segment in late '98. HBK: "I've had chunks of guys bigger guys than you in my stool." X-Pac: "Well how wide must your butthole be then?"
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Post by champviadq on Apr 23, 2014 12:52:05 GMT -5
Scott Hall with the nWo at No Way Out 2002 "We're like marks."
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Post by king1836 on Apr 23, 2014 12:53:06 GMT -5
I've hung and I've bung- Hulk Hogan Bung? HUH?
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 23, 2014 13:28:33 GMT -5
On the Raw following Royal Rumble 1999, there was a "I Quit" match between Triple H ad The Rock. At one point during the match The Rock grabbed the mike and said "Triple H, why are you such a rooty poo?" The Rock said this all the time in 1999.
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Post by king1836 on Apr 23, 2014 13:29:55 GMT -5
On the Raw following Royal Rumble 1999, there was a "I Quit" match between Triple H ad The Rock. At one point during the match The Rock grabbed the mike and said "Triple H, why are you such a rooty poo?" The Rock said this all the time in 1999. Yes, but never in the middle of a match. Obviously, you didn't see it.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 23, 2014 13:32:26 GMT -5
The Rock said this all the time in 1999. Yes, but never in the middle of a match. Obviously, you didn't see it. Obviously. I don't see why it being in the middle of the match makes it any more bizarre. Part of the Rock's gimmick in late '98 to mid '99 was saying his catchphrases mid match, sometimes even on the mic.
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Apr 23, 2014 13:32:56 GMT -5
I don't even remember it first-hand, but I've seen it cited enough...whatever it was Triple H said about cutting off a dog's tail and the dog dies.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 13:34:16 GMT -5
I swear Triple H once said he would beat Batista like a bag of puppies
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Post by Xineoph on Apr 23, 2014 18:04:26 GMT -5
I swear Triple H once said he would beat Batista like a bag of puppies That sounds adorably sadistic.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 23, 2014 18:09:26 GMT -5
Pretty much anything Juventud Guerrera ever said. Most of all That XPW promo. You want some juicy juicy juice?
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