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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 20, 2014 12:40:11 GMT -5
So it's old news that Bret Hart said he gets boners watching divas matchs, but the world needs to know who he really pops for. So on a scale of 1 to 10 how do you think Hart would rate the divas on his bonermeter? My guess?
Stephanie McMahon = 4/10. Just like her husband.
Aksana = 5/10. She reminds him of his European wife, but loses 5 points for not being able to work at all.
Natalya = A disturbing 7/10.
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Post by Perd on Apr 20, 2014 12:45:26 GMT -5
1995 Sunny = 10/10 Chris Candido =
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 20, 2014 12:49:51 GMT -5
1995 Sunny = 10/10 Chris Candido = IF we're going old school then... 1997 HBK = 8/10. You just had to flip through the pages didn't you Bret?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 12:50:22 GMT -5
Ewwwww, this thread has old man boner!
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 20, 2014 13:02:35 GMT -5
At his age, he probably has to take Viagra to rate the matches.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 20, 2014 13:03:58 GMT -5
At his age, he probably has to take Viagra to rate the matches. He gets it from the Hard Foundation.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Apr 20, 2014 13:31:53 GMT -5
Bonermaster Bret Hart vs Tittymaster Dean Ambrose = New boom period
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 20, 2014 13:32:11 GMT -5
The Fabulous Moolah = 0/10 Nobody ever got a boner watching the Fabulous Moolah.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 14:20:35 GMT -5
Bonermaster Bret Hart vs Tittymaster Dean Ambrose = New boom period I'd rather they form a tag team called the Titty Boners.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 14:31:46 GMT -5
I want Bret on commentary, he'd be Uncle Jerry level of perv but in his deadpan voice
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Apr 20, 2014 15:21:50 GMT -5
Emma= 10/10
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 20, 2014 15:40:33 GMT -5
The Fabulous Moolah = 0/10 Nobody ever got a boner watching the Fabulous Moolah. But Mae Young strangely got a 12/10...go figure.
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Apr 20, 2014 16:17:25 GMT -5
Melina - 10/10 She was Bret's favourite wrestler
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2014 16:35:28 GMT -5
Melina - 10/10 She was Bret's favourite wrestler Gail Kim also
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 20, 2014 16:48:00 GMT -5
Cameron: 9/10. They both have a common denominator when it comes to Melina matches.
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Post by RAW IS GWAR on Apr 20, 2014 21:00:58 GMT -5
Aksana 50/10
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 20, 2014 23:30:46 GMT -5
Cameron: 9/10. They both have a common denominator when it comes to Melina matches. Yes, but how does Bret rank Alicea Fox then?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2014 0:24:00 GMT -5
Melina - 10/10 She was Bret's favourite wrestler Mick Foley would agree.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Apr 21, 2014 2:36:31 GMT -5
Goldberg: 7/10
Good enough for a good stroke.
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Post by Fuji's racist salt on Apr 21, 2014 3:58:14 GMT -5
Paige,Bret would give her a 9 but personally I would give her one
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