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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 21, 2014 23:48:30 GMT -5
Chinese...fire drill.
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Post by Cela on Apr 22, 2014 3:05:34 GMT -5
ENNNNNNNNNNND! ENNNNNNNNNNNNNND!
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2014 4:52:09 GMT -5
"When in California, be sure to visit beautiful..."
(Screen reads "Washington, DC")
"...oh"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 7:12:12 GMT -5
You're harshing my buzz.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 8:56:48 GMT -5
Do you mean God the father? Or Steve the father?
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Post by The Mark of Mark on Apr 22, 2014 8:57:28 GMT -5
(Singing) Normal view, normal view, normal view, normal viiieeeeew!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 22, 2014 9:04:42 GMT -5
Whoa, they just flew into a Roger Dean album cover.
They're very into YES on this planet.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 9:36:09 GMT -5
"Keep your gold boots movin!" "...or your silver ones we don't mean to discriminate against the other color boots!"
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 22, 2014 11:13:33 GMT -5
Oh if I could just fart!
I don't know if this helps, but ho ho ho.
You know... I bet no one scrolls up this cinema.
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Post by Malibu Albino on Apr 22, 2014 11:22:36 GMT -5
"That bank door killed a man."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 22, 2014 11:58:28 GMT -5
Your movie today is "Pod People." It has nothing to do with pods and nothing to do with people, but it has everything to do with hurting.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 13:35:40 GMT -5
Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2014 16:39:20 GMT -5
Industry, Science, and Technology! Big men putting screwdrivers into things...turning them...and adjusting them! Build your own atom storage box! Bringing you state-of-the-art in soft serve technology. Snaffles caps off any size jug, bottle, or jar, and it really really works!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 22, 2014 17:11:12 GMT -5
Hi I'm Bob evil.
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Post by hossfan on Apr 22, 2014 17:28:09 GMT -5
"Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!"
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 22, 2014 17:32:32 GMT -5
"Bilingual Schools"
"Bisexual Students"
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Post by Malibu Albino on Apr 22, 2014 22:13:23 GMT -5
"Canadian villain, Garth Vader."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 22, 2014 22:15:16 GMT -5
Mitchell. Even his name says "Is that a beer?"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2014 22:50:44 GMT -5
Peter Graves, the underrated, underpaid, incredibly handsome host of Biography, tonight on Biography.
Tonight on Biography, Paulette Breen, who turned down perfectly innocent sexual advances from Peter Graves on the set of the movie Clonus, who will never work in this town again.
James Mantell in a striking coincidence shared a first name with the hulking expressionless pseudo-cowboy James Arness.
James Arness. As a young boy, James Arness nurtured a howling bitterness in the face of the awesomely superior talent of his brother, Peter Graves. Peter Graves' life and career were marked by a generosity of spirit and a loving attitude towards his fellow man which were altogether missing in the pitted soul of James Arness. Often, James Arness' mother would remark to friends that she loved her son Peter Graves so very, very much, while she hated James Arness and cursed the day her womb had been blighted with such a creature.
James Arness, ugly and stupid. Tonight on Biography.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 23, 2014 8:26:01 GMT -5
Beer Wine, wine made from fresh beer.
Triumph of the bread!
GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!
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