Mcdonalds eater gets herpes from a Mcchicken (not really)

[King Ghidorah]

A Michigan woman was in disgust last week when she ate at alocal McDonald’s.Lisa McDowell, 31, was having lunch with her friends when she decided to order a McChicken sandwich.She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed an extraclump of mayonnaise on the side of the bun. She licked it off, tasted it and immediatelyrealized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,”McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays Igive my man alittle something extrain the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”*

McDowell immediately called over the manager who denied the allegations, so she contacted the local health department.They sent the “mayo”remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. To make matters worse, in the following days, *McDowell woke with agiant red rash on the corner of hermouth. The rash spread and*developed into severe blisters.The doctor was able to verify that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was aresult of her tainted McChicken.

The managerconfirmed that two employees were fired as aresult of herallegations and the positive semen test results.The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”

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[Mister Pigwell]

Oh dear god I hope she takes those people to the woodshed with law suits.

[King Ghidorah]

May 21, 2014 13:34:41 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Oh dear god I hope she takes those people to the woodshed with law suits.

Then let me ask you *and FAN* a question, would you eat the herp Mcchicken to get a fat law suit check from McDonald's? Cause she getting paid.....but herpes

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Snopes says it didn't happen.

[kidglov3s]

Looks like it's an Urban Legend?

www.snopes.com/horrors/food/semen.asp

[Mister Pigwell]

May 21, 2014 13:38:56 GMT -5 King Ghidorah said:

May 21, 2014 13:34:41 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Oh dear god I hope she takes those people to the woodshed with law suits.

Then let me ask you *and FAN* a question, would you eat the herp Mcchicken to get a fat law suit check from McDonald's? Cause she getting paid.....but herpes

Oh hell no. Money ain't that serious to me.

[Mister Pigwell]

May 21, 2014 13:39:58 GMT -5 @jackiechan said:

Snopes says it didn't happen.

WOO! Snopes to the rescue then.

[King Ghidorah]

I should have known, I got this from my brother, he's the daily mail of Twitter

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Just so you know, "Lisa McDowell" just happens to be the name of the love interest in Coming to America whose father ran that McDonald's knockoff and was THIS close to getting sued.

"They've got the Big Mac, I've got the Big Mick. They've got two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun. Mine's is different, it doesn't have sesame seeds."

[kidglov3s]

Why did they make it about Michigan? Did Florida recently undergo minor pain surgery?

[Mister Pigwell]

May 21, 2014 13:47:27 GMT -5 @jackiechan said:

Just so you know, "Lisa McDowell" just happens to be the name of the love interest in Coming to America whose father ran that McDonald's knockoff and was THIS close to getting sued.

"They've got the Big Mac, I've got the Big Mick. They've got two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun. Mine's is different, it doesn't have sesame seeds."

Oooo good catch.

[Amazing Kitsune]

She licked it off, tasted it and immediatelyrealized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,”McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays Igive my man alittle something extrain the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”*

I just knew this line was too crazy to be real.

[Push R Truth]

I've had it up to here with boring ass real news.

I demand more fake bullshit that makes me laugh!

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

May 21, 2014 13:38:56 GMT -5 King Ghidorah said:

May 21, 2014 13:34:41 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Oh dear god I hope she takes those people to the woodshed with law suits.

Then let me ask you *and FAN* a question, would you eat the herp Mcchicken to get a fat law suit check from McDonald's? Cause she getting paid.....but herpes

No I would not. But do they have herpes-free special sauce?

[Andrew is Good]

Yeah, snopes comes through. My girlfriend is a McDonalds restaurant manager and she's been sued for things that people do themselves, my favourite being claiming there was vodka in a kid's apple juice, when it turns out the parent put it in. It's sad, the big well known McDonalds lawsuit was the woman who had hot coffee spilled on her. After that, the lawsuits against McDonalds went nuts. The problem though was in that case of the coffee, McDonalds was in the wrong and did boil their coffee too hot. But people don't really know that.

[Mister Pigwell]

I kinda want a McChicken with some hot sauce now I've decided.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

May 21, 2014 13:47:27 GMT -5 @jackiechan said:

Just so you know, "Lisa McDowell" just happens to be the name of the love interest in Coming to America whose father ran that McDonald's knockoff and was THIS close to getting sued.

"They've got the Big Mac, I've got the Big Mick. They've got two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun. Mine's is different, it doesn't have sesame seeds."

I was going to post about that.

And was McDonald's ever a sponsor of a rally that had Jackson Heights' own, Mr Randy Watson, as a musical guest? I don't think so, so therefore McDowell's > McDonald's.

[Lazy peon]

May 21, 2014 13:57:24 GMT -5 Amazing Kitsune said:

She licked it off, tasted it and immediatelyrealized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,”McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays Igive my man alittle something extrain the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”*

I just knew this line was too crazy to be real.

Yeah. I mean why would she do that only on birthdays and holidays?