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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jul 20, 2014 17:50:19 GMT -5
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I CHANGED THE THREAD TITLE!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Results: www.pwponderings.com/2014/07/20/chikara-072014-the-world-is-not-enough-results/CHIKARA The World is Not Enough 7.20.14 Revere, MA Credit: Jake Knight & Gary Cassista 3.0 (Shane Matthews/Scott Parker) beat the Odditorium (Sir Oliver Grimsly/Qefka the Quiet) with the Sweet taste of professionalism Ashley Remington def Archibald Peck via submission with an ankle lock cloverleaf Sinn Bodhi/Dr. Cube/Max Smashmaster/Blaster McMassive/Flex Rumblecrunch def (Grand Champion)Icarus/Hallowicked/UltraMantis Black/Ophidian/Amasis when Smashmaster got the pin on Icarus after a cannon ball from the top rope Shynron def Missile Assault Ant with a bottom rope 450 Los Campeonatos de Parejas title match Dasher Hatfield/Mr. Touchdown [The Throwbacks] def Campeones Jigsaw/The Shard [The Pieces of Hate] to win the titles - Fall one Jigsaw scores the first fall with the Jig and Tonic on Dasher - Fall two Dasher scores the second fall with a clothesline assisted flip pile driver/Yoshi tonic on Jigsaw - Fall three Throwbacks win the final fall to win the titles Eddie Kingston versus Jervis Cottonbelly went to a DQ after Kingston didn’t want to fight and members of the Flood came out and beat up Cottonbelly Jimmy Jacobs over the intercom to try to encourage Kingston to come to him. To get her back. Kingston does as Jimmy asks. He destroys one of the Floods acolytes to become Jacobs acolyte. Anything to get her back. Worker Ant def Arctic Rescue Ant with pumphandle slam Loser waves the winners flag The Baltic Seige vs. The Bloc Party Eliminations: Lithuanian Snow Troll was eliminated via gore by the Proletariat Boar Prakash Sabar eliminated Proud Latvian Oak eliminated by the Proletariat Boar Boar was eliminated after he speared his own partner and got rolled up CHIKARA Special gets Thunderfrog the win via submission. The Bloc Party must now wave the Flags of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania The Flood came out to destroy the Baltic Siege and Titan of Titor hit the choke breaker on the Estonian Thunderfrog. Frog was carried to the back similar to Kobald and Deviant. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In less depressing news Good chance the Cibernetico could be on one of those dates.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 20, 2014 17:52:05 GMT -5
Is The Polar Baron one of the most forgettable managers ever? I barely even remember him in most of their matches.
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Post by Mondai Rogue on Jul 20, 2014 17:52:31 GMT -5
Quick FAN, who is to go next?! Jervis? Noooooooooo. Not Jervis! Also, the shows since YOLT have been suspiciously absent of Delirious & Soldier Ant. I do hope this is just unfortunate timing cause it would really suck if Soldier Ant's last appearance in CHIKARA is attacking The Colony.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jul 20, 2014 17:57:00 GMT -5
Is The Polar Baron one of the most forgettable managers ever? I barely even remember him in most of their matches. I remember shaking hands and having cute little ears under his hat.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 20, 2014 18:03:27 GMT -5
THUNDERFROG!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN YOU, FLOOD!!! DAMN YOU TO TARTARUS!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 20, 2014 18:04:32 GMT -5
I wonder if Tursas was out there when the Flood attacked
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jul 20, 2014 18:06:51 GMT -5
THUNDERFROG!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, FLOOD!!! DAMN YOU TO TARTARUS!!!!!!!!! I believe that the only way to get the ones that are gone back is to explore the world of The Midnight Channel.
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I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 20, 2014 18:18:09 GMT -5
THUNDERFROG!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, FLOOD!!! DAMN YOU TO TARTARUS!!!!!!!!! I believe that the only way to get the ones that are gone back is to explore the world of The Midnight Channel. I ain't doing no Persona 4! That world was messed up!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 20, 2014 18:28:51 GMT -5
Not gonna act like I WANTED Thunderfrog to die here...
But he killed Tursas so I can't say that Karma didn't take effect. I guess Nokken doesn't have to worry about that neverending War anymore...
King of Trios has lost three potential championship teams already. At this rate the shows going to be renamed "King of Whoever Deucalion hasn't killed yet"...
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jul 20, 2014 18:34:09 GMT -5
Not gonna act like I WANTED Thunderfrog to die here... But he killed Tursas so I can't say that Karma didn't take effect. I guess Nokken doesn't have to worry about that neverending War anymore... King of Trios has lost three potential championship teams already. At this rate the shows going to be renamed "King of Whoever Deucalion hasn't killed yet"... This was not Karma, if it was it would have acted through it's avatar, Tim Donst. Though at least now they will have to bring in outside teams for Trios now.With the price of tickets, they better.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2014 19:37:48 GMT -5
DAMMIT, NOT THUNDERFROG!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2014 19:40:06 GMT -5
I feel like The Throwbacks have been pushed down our throats. I like them, but I'm growing a little tired of them at the same time.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 20, 2014 19:42:04 GMT -5
I feel like The Throwbacks have been pushed down our throats. I like them, but I'm growing a little tired of them at the same time. Yeah but you won't be saying that when Deucalion kills one of them...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2014 19:43:30 GMT -5
I feel like The Throwbacks have been pushed down our throats. I like them, but I'm growing a little tired of them at the same time. Yeah but you won't be saying that when Deucalion kills one of them... I wouldn't mind him killing Dasher...
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 20, 2014 19:44:57 GMT -5
Yeah but you won't be saying that when Deucalion kills one of them... I wouldn't mind him killing Dasher... And here I thought we could be friends... guess not.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2014 19:47:20 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind him killing Dasher... And here I thought we could be friends... guess not.
We can still be friends who have minor spats here and there.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 20, 2014 19:49:22 GMT -5
And here I thought we could be friends... guess not.
We can still be friends who have minor spats here and there. Not if you want Deucalion to kill Dasher
I'd rather he kill Touchdown so Dunkerton has a reason to come back.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 20, 2014 19:53:28 GMT -5
Alright, I just got home from the show, here's some thoughts. Anyone who watches the show will note something right away: The ceiling is absurdly low. Turns out, the Wonderland Ballroom booked an after-party for some Latin singer, so they bumped CHIKARA to a smaller room above the Ballroom. It became an issue a few times. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Spoiler tagging this because it's out of character, but I had to move from one entrance to the other when we found out, and Sidney Bakabella could not have been a nice or more personable dude when he went to tell us. Opener was solid, crowd was pretty good for the most part but seemed to wear down after intermission. The arrangement was really strange. Between the first and second matches there was a thumb war tournament, Obariyon, Kodama, Silver Ant, and Green Ant picking a team of five, the winner in each scrum got into the ring, and it became a "tag match". This "match" was won by the Batiri, mostly because of the 4 year old kid picked from my side of the ring, and all four finalists won a T-shirt. I'm fully on-board the band-yacht, Remington/Peck might have been my favorite match of the night. The first time Peck went for his finishing headbutt, he got on the top rope, smacked the ceiling, and fell off. Second attempt, he had to go from the bottom rope and missed, so Ashley awkwardly squirmed over and draped Peck's arm over his chest, then kicked out at two. The ten-man match was a bit of a clustershmazz, a lot of running in and out-right brawls, story of the match was Icarus trying to get in but someone from his team beating him to the punch. Icarus lost from both Blaster McMassive's spinning uranage and Smashmaster's cannonball, then they gestured for the belt after. Cube nearly had his block knocked off by the Portal. Shynron's bottom rope 450 was the Magic Move of the Night, enabling everyone to walk out with a I Am CHIKARA sticker. Shynron is crazy. Tag team match was pretty good, but on way too early. I understand with the angle, but it really messed with the pacing of the show. Finishing move was The Throwback's tag team finisher that I can't recall the name of. Also notable was Jig completely whiffing on an enziguiri to break up a Dasher top rope move and spinning around on the top rope. I know that misses happen but this one's a bad one. Worker and Arctic was fine enough, but kind of hard to follow after the title switch. Kingston was what it was, Jacobs is holding the Grand Championship over his head. The two acolytes who came out to take out Jervis were in red suits and wearing masks like medieval doctors, the kind with the big beaks. After King hit the one with the backfist, he left through the fan entrance. Gavin tried to announce Jervis as the winner and King chased him off and went after the roving Smart Mark cameraman. Final match was okay, but it was kind of confusing as to why it was the main event. My wife made the comment that she liked the first act, but the second act was really confusing. Apologies, guys, as we peaced out on the final bell, so we missed Deucalion, so I have no comment on that. We had a two-hour drive ahead of us and we wanted to beat traffic. Overall a pretty fun, but strangely booked show. Would have been better if the kid next to me had a) been in his seat, and b) had stopped screaming for five minutes. I know we're supposed to include everyone in the fun, but this kid was yelling at every heel, running up to yell if they got close to the aisle he was standing in for the whole show, and tried to get chants going that no one listened to. Trust me, in the tag match, you'll probably hear him trying to get "Shard is a midget" going the entire match. EDIT: Personal side note, my wife is a strange good omen for face/technicos in tag title matches. Last time I talked her into going to a wrestling show was ROH Driven 2008, where Steenerico defeated Age of the Fall.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2014 20:12:12 GMT -5
We can still be friends who have minor spats here and there. Not if you want Deucalion to kill Dasher
I'd rather he kill Touchdown so Dunkerton has a reason to come back.
Enemies it is!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2014 22:36:32 GMT -5
I was just trying to explain Chikara to my sister, and it hit me. You know who's really to blame for The Flood? Who's responsible for the deaths of Kobald, DeviANT, and Thunderfrog?
Chris Hero. If he wasn't such a jerk, we never would've had the Chikara Special. Never would've had the Eye of Tyr. No BDK. No Sinn Bohdi. Dr. Cube wouldn't have been as big a threat. Quack may not have snapped and murderdeathkilled 17 and CombatANT. Wink wouldn't have come to power. Vin Gerard might still be Equinox. STIGMA might still be Shane Storm. Delirious might still be with Incoherence. The Colony wouldn't have been ripped apart.
Hero. The ultimate heel, even 6 and half years after he left the company.
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