Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
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Post by Waffel113 on May 27, 2014 20:45:51 GMT -5
If I can't beat Doug F***ing Basham, then I might be in serious trouble.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 27, 2014 20:47:53 GMT -5
YOU GIVE "THE BASH" THE RESPECT HE DESERVES!
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on May 27, 2014 20:50:51 GMT -5
I have every reason to believe that ol' Davey Boy will be able to teach Y2Jerk the power of the British Isles!
And Danny Basham? Pfft. I'll make him wish he stayed in the tag division.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 27, 2014 20:55:53 GMT -5
...I did not notice that Danny was booked.
Oh well, even better! Shelton Benjamin will soon learn the lesson of a lifetime. FEAR THE HAM!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2014 21:06:04 GMT -5
Well, The Hurricane will... And Rob Conway's gonna... Ah, who am I kidding? I took two of GM Mode's biggest jobbers.
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J
Don Corleone
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Post by J on May 27, 2014 21:50:40 GMT -5
Dammit! This is just before King Bookah isn't it? Well...all hail Prince BOOKAH!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2014 21:53:10 GMT -5
Sure, I'll join. I'll take Sylvain Grenier for Smackdown and Eugene for Raw.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2014 21:58:13 GMT -5
Dammit! This is just before King Bookah isn't it? Well...all hail Prince BOOKAH! Actually, I don't think he was King Booker in the games until Smackdown vs Raw 2008. I could be mistaken, though. And welcome Macman. I don't have room for your guys on this week's shows, but I'll make sure you're on next week, definitely.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2014 22:02:10 GMT -5
If I can't beat Doug F***ing Basham, then I might be in serious trouble. Don't underestimate the Bashams, Waffel. Seriously, I've run GM modes where they've won the WWE Championship.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 27, 2014 22:06:50 GMT -5
Okay I'll get in on this too.
For Raw I'll take Snitsky and for Smackdown, Heidenreich.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 27, 2014 22:46:51 GMT -5
Joy Giovanni on Raw Benoit on Smackdown
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2014 23:35:01 GMT -5
OK, we officially have a women's division. I'll make sure there's a match next week.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2014 8:31:42 GMT -5
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SMURF? NOT BOOKING THE GREAT ONE? THE ROCK?!
The Undertaker on the other hand would like everyone to know that he now officially endorses Danny Basham's Ham.
Nicest pork in town.
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Post by MikeyMania on May 28, 2014 9:45:19 GMT -5
Matt, I know Kurt and JBL have a match this week but we need to put out differences aside. JBL has connection with Doug Basham from their Cabinet days and if we can all get on the same page, we can form The Great American Bash.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2014 15:22:37 GMT -5
OK, I'm running Raw now. Completely forgot that Chris Masters used to have a full entrance beyond just walking to the ring.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2014 16:58:57 GMT -5
Raw, April 1, Greenwich, ConnecticutAcross The NationWelcome everyone to Raw Is War! Good Ol’ JR, alongside Jerry “The King” Lawler, to bring you the first Raw of a new era here in the WWE!JR, this is crazy! We have brand new rosters on Raw and Smackdown, all the titles have been vacated, who knows WHAT’S gonna happen?!I’m BackEric Bischoff makes his way to the ring, a big grin on his face. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a new era for Monday Night Raw! As you may know, Mr. McMahon has vacated all the WWE Championships and shuffled the rosters completely. And now it’s my job to make sense of the new Raw.
For starters, let’s talk about the titles. As you know, Lita was the only Diva to be signed to Raw when the card for tonight was announced. But in a late-breaking deal, Joy Giovanni has signed with Monday Nights, meaning we now have a Women’s Division! And next week, right here on Raw, we will determine the new Women’s Champion when Lita and Joy square off, one on one!
Next, the Intercontinental Championship. If you look at tonight’s card, you’ll see the first two matches are The Hurricane vs. Chris Masters and Doug Basham vs. Christian. Well, those two matches are the first half of the Intercontinental Championship tournament! Next week, we will have two more matches, with the winners of tonight’s matches and the winners of next week’s matches, advancing to Backlash, where they will square off in a 4-corners elimination match to crown the new Champion!
Next up, the World Tag Team Championship. Raw was given a great gift with a number of viable tag teams being signed. In fact, tonight two of those teams will be in action, as the team of Triple H and Ric Flair battle The Rock and Sock Connection!
As for the titles themselves, well, you’ll all just have to wait and see. Because now we’re on the final order of business, the WWE Championship. At Backlash, we will crown a new Champion, as three Raw Superstars face off in a triple threat match. Which three? Well, that will be decided tonight. We already have The British Bulldog facing Chris Jericho, and JBL taking on Kurt Angle. Well our main event this evening will be the final piece of the puzzle. Because the winners of those two matches will move on to Backlash, along with the winner of tonight’s main event…
Between Bret Hart and Andre The Giant!WOW!This is huge JR! Eric Bischoff has revealed his plans for Raw, and they’re amazing!Folks, when we return, we’ll have the first match in the Intercontinental Championship tournament!Intercontinental Championship Tournament Quarterfinal: The Hurricane vs. Chris MastersMasters controls much of the match, but The Hurricane nearly steals it with a small package late in the match. After The Hurricane survives three Masterlocks, Masters is disqualified after drilling the ref with a Polish Hammer. Your winner: The Hurricane by disqualification Intercontinental Championship Tournament Quarterfinal: Doug Basham vs. ChristianThis match is back and forth, with both men scoring big moves, including a nice jumping leg drop by Basham, and a jawbreaker from Christian. Basham nearly defeats Christian several times with a sleeper, but “Captain Charisma” finally puts “The Bash” away with the Unprettier. Your winner: Christian WWE Championship Qualifier: The British Bulldog vs. Chris JerichoBulldog dominates this match, with Jericho only scoring minor offense. Y2J kicks out of the first Powerslam, but a second one finishes Jericho off. Your winner: The British Bulldog WWE Championship Qualifier: JBL vs. Kurt AngleBoth men spend much of the match reversing each other’s offense. Angle counters a Powerbomb into a DDT, but JBL comes back with a big tackle! It takes three Powerbombs, but JBL finally finishes Angle off! Your winner: JBL Triple H and Ric Flair vs. The Rock and Sock ConnectionHang on King… BAH GAWD! I’ve just been informed that this match is a quarterfinal match in the World Tag Team Championship Tournament!What?! This match just became much more important!This match is a back and forth brawl, with plenty of quick tags from both sides. A ref bump allows the four to take the match to the match to the outside, where Flair is busted open. Rock and Mankind isolate Flair for much of the match, but Triple H keeps breaking up the pin attempts. At the 20 minute mark, The Rock finally gets the pin after The Rock Bottom. Your winners: The Rock and Sock Connection WWE Championship Qualifier: Andre The Giant vs. Bret Hart w/ LitaWait, what’s Lita doing out here?!I don’t know King, but it looks like she’s in Bret’s corner! Andre needs to have eyes in the back of his head for this one!Andre uses his size to dominate Bret for much of the match, but tires himself out, allowing Bret to seize control. Andre fights back, though, and crushes Bret with an elbow, as Lita is completely ineffective. Your winner: Andre The Giant And there you have it, folks! At Backlash, The British Bulldog, JBL, and Andre The Giant will compete for the WWE Championship!What a match that will be, JR! And next week, we crown a new Women’s Champion, oh boy!Plus the two remaining Intercontinental Championship Tournament matches! Don’t miss Raw, next week! Goodnight!Smackdown will probably be up tomorrow.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on May 28, 2014 17:15:16 GMT -5
Two spots left? Does that mean I can claim the Hulkster and Kane still or is too late for that?
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2014 17:17:42 GMT -5
Two spots left? Does that mean I can claim the Hulkster and Kane still or is too late for that? I just need to know which is going to Raw and which to Smackdown.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on May 28, 2014 17:40:15 GMT -5
Hogan on Raw, Kane on Smackdown. You're a good man sMurf, no matter what Fake Jesus says.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2014 17:46:57 GMT -5
Hogan on Raw, Kane on Smackdown. You're a good man sMurf, no matter what Fake Jesus says. Oh and which Hogan? 80's or modern?
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