World Wrestling Entertainment is a creative genius.

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May 27, 2014 4:11:02 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

May 27, 2014 4:08:22 GMT -5 Vern said:

What do you mean?

I dunno most people on here always spelled it Sheild and I just got used to it. I'm Kanefused.

Please share your drugs/alcohol/lead paint/whatever man. I'm down.

[Injustice45]

WWE...and...Vacant...are competing continually. There are no rules in the...NO HOLDS BARRED match.

[Perd]

- It's hard to make out in the photo below but the bottom of the contract for The Shield vs. Evolution at WWE Payback that was used on last night's RAW had an interesting message at the bottom.

The very bottom paragraph reads like this:

"World Wrestling Entertainment is a creative genius. The whole creation of the universe was fashioned by his ever-toiling hands. All living mortals should praise his name and image."

nodq.com/wwe/403207465.shtml

No wonder Dean dropped the pen.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

I bet that the writers always use these contracts as a way to put in as many jokes as possible given that they are (almost) never seen publicly.

[Evil Homer]

I always wonder what these contracts say , that is some grade A entertaining bs right there

[A Platypus Rave]

Yeah, I would bet that the majority of the contracts have stuff like that to fill up space.

But that is pretty great.

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to World Wrestling Entertainment.

Caution: World Wrestling Entertainment may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

World Wrestling Entertainment contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use World Wrestling Entertainment on concrete.

Discontinue use of World Wrestling Entertainment if any of the following occurs:

• itching
• vertigo
• dizziness
• tingling in extremities
• loss of balance or coordination
• slurred speech
• temporary blindness
• profuse sweating
• heart palpitations

If World Wrestling Entertainment begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

World Wrestling Entertainment may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, World Wrestling Entertainment should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of World Wrestling Entertainment and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of World Wrestling Entertainment include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

World Wrestling Entertainment has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt World Wrestling Entertainment.

World Wrestling Entertainment comes with a lifetime guarantee.

[A Platypus Rave]

Do not use World Wrestling Entertainment on concrete.

-Merged the two threads.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

"Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself.... I'm World Wrestling Entertainment. I own the place."

[Freddy BooJangles]

I think that its something of a jab back at the people on the internet who say that WWE lack creativity.

[rowdy426]

May 27, 2014 12:49:35 GMT -5 Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks said:

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to World Wrestling Entertainment.

Caution: World Wrestling Entertainment may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

World Wrestling Entertainment contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use World Wrestling Entertainment on concrete.

Discontinue use of World Wrestling Entertainment if any of the following occurs:

• itching
• vertigo
• dizziness
• tingling in extremities
• loss of balance or coordination
• slurred speech
• temporary blindness
• profuse sweating
• heart palpitations

If World Wrestling Entertainment begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

World Wrestling Entertainment may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, World Wrestling Entertainment should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of World Wrestling Entertainment and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of World Wrestling Entertainment include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

World Wrestling Entertainment has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt World Wrestling Entertainment.

World Wrestling Entertainment comes with a lifetime guarantee.

I think, by reading that, we've all agreed to being in a triple threat, Human Centipede Survivor Series match.

[Deleted]

To me it looks as if someone pissed off in Creative wrote it originally as to rip in to Vince Mcmahon (perhaps they had a great idea but his stubbornness prevented it and replaced it with something stupid as has been known to happen) but then realised they didn't want to lose their job so changed it to "WWE"

[Mister Pigwell]

May 27, 2014 15:05:16 GMT -5 @fsinfan said:

"Creative genius". Right.

Not gonna lie, in that same position I'd be sneaking all sorts of mess just to try and get a laugh out of someone. This is tame compared to what I'd try to sneak in there.

Does make me wonder tho what all is written on gimmicks that we viewers can't see.

[Deleted]

Fluffing a McMahon/Helmsley's ego, instead of incoherent and silly rambling? Typical.

"Hey, if you're reading this, what the hell happened with Zack Ryder, huh? Did we drop the ball? Did he? Is the Internet just full of nutjobs and psychotics. Probably. Probably what? All 3. Let's face it, we often bleep things up, he's kind of a jobber, and places like Freakin' Awesome Network make us wet ourselves in fear.

I mean, honestly, Brad Maddox is awesome? Eh, not really. Christian is a blue dot? That was something Styles made up and we leaked to the dirt sheets. Chris Masters in a sombrero? Ok that one's actually really good. Vince likes that one a lot, having just realized last week who Chris Masters is. Snitsky? Who? Jim Neidhart? The original Warrior? Kane's jaw structure? What?

Seriously, Austin. We're going to take a moment here and tell you just how goddamn annoying that chant is. We liked the Invasion a bit, kinda, well not much, but you doing that ALL. THE. FRIGGIN. TIME. Just killed us. Killed. By the way, sorry for all those dead wrestlers. Especially Hercules Hernandez. We liked him. But 13 years later, these damn sheep - oh wait, I mean the WWE Universe (sparkle sparkle) - are still chanting it. At people who were in grade school in 2001. Come on, that's not fair.

Ok, we're running out of space. So, um, yeah. Screwjob was fake, Randy's still alive, Eddie came back but was in the limo when it, you know, and we all knew what Chris was doing all weeke--"

[BigBadZ]

Vacant: World Wrestling Entertainment, I'll live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach AND BREAK YOU GODDAMN SPINE!!

[percymania]

Ha. That's a funny easter egg.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

May 27, 2014 4:29:42 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

Oh shit. How long until they attempt to brainwash the fans?

What do you think the "DAH!" in the Wyatt Family's entrance is going? I dunno about you, but I've been feeling compelled to go burn down TNA's studio in Orlando!

These things may be unrelated.

[Tony Schiavontay]

"Also, World Wrestling Entertainment can make its ass do tricks."