percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on May 27, 2014 19:32:56 GMT -5
*ahem* My client Cesaro won the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at Wrestlemania and body slammed the Big Show right out of the WWE.
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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on May 27, 2014 19:38:10 GMT -5
I don't think there's anything for him, and there hasn't been for months. 'Months' is being generous. To me, 'years' is more like it.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 27, 2014 22:15:42 GMT -5
the real question is, "does anyone give a shit"?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 27, 2014 22:21:47 GMT -5
Golden Corral.
Once they installed those other fountains to go with the chocolate one, that was all she wrote.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on May 27, 2014 22:23:40 GMT -5
guy should just retire. nothing against him, but with the new crop, I really think there isn't a spot for him
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Post by Macho Pichu on May 27, 2014 22:32:02 GMT -5
guy should just retire. nothing against him, but with the new crop, I really think there isn't a spot for him The way I see it, there's always room for a giant. There really isn't an alternative to him right now. Sure, they have muscly guys like Ryback and Rusev, but the only other absurdly tall guy is Khali, and as bad as Big Show's booking usually is, I think we'd all prefer him.
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Dave the Dave
Fry's dog Seymour
Knows too much
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Post by Dave the Dave on May 27, 2014 22:35:44 GMT -5
Aside from now, it's weird how infrequently he's been booked well. How hard is it?
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Post by Topher is Human on May 27, 2014 23:04:04 GMT -5
*ahem* My client Cesaro won the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at Wrestlemania and body slammed the Big Show right out of the WWE. "... The same night that my client, Brock Lesnar, conquered The Undertaker's undefeated streak!"
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kinginthenorth
Team Rocket
For the Night is Dark, and full of bullshit.
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Post by kinginthenorth on May 27, 2014 23:37:37 GMT -5
Wherever he is, he can stay there.
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on May 27, 2014 23:38:09 GMT -5
Think of it like the old military policy: don't ask, don't tell.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on May 28, 2014 4:37:01 GMT -5
At home crapping washing his tights giant diaper.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on May 28, 2014 4:48:08 GMT -5
It's funny how different wrestlers can vanish off tv without me realizing they ever left. Sheamus, Big Show, Mysterio, Del Rio. None of which I even realized disappeared these last few years. While guys like Punk and Christian I think about most weeks.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 28, 2014 5:31:38 GMT -5
Golden Corral. Once they installed those other fountains to go with the chocolate one, that was all she wrote. Remember when Homer dreamed of dancing in the overturned beer truck? That's how I imagine Big Show in a Chocolate Fountain
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2014 5:59:45 GMT -5
Hanging out with Christian...and Khali...and JTG
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 28, 2014 9:45:56 GMT -5
He was last seen crying into a giant plate of ribs.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on May 28, 2014 9:48:31 GMT -5
He tried to get on the Exotic Express, but he ate all the lollipops and they kicked him out somewhere around New Jersey.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on May 28, 2014 9:52:24 GMT -5
At a kids birthday party hogging the cake while the kid cries and shits himself in the corner.
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Post by Adam Black on May 28, 2014 11:58:18 GMT -5
Stop reminding them. He might be shoved into the title picture again after they realize they're not using him.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2014 12:21:13 GMT -5
Whenever Big Show's not on screen, the other Superstars should be asking "Where's Big Show?" They should ask "Which way did he go?"
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Post by edgestar on May 28, 2014 13:57:43 GMT -5
Paul Wight: Strip Mall Cop, wwe's latest movie
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