Russo-ize the Rollins turn

[Johnny D]

Seth Rollins comes out on RAW and immediately goes into worked-shoot mode saying he never liked Reigns and Ambrose and wrestling is stupid anyway and fans take it all too far. His family then comes out and try to talk sense into him. Seth tells them all to shut up and that he doesn't need them and walks off. Commentary team are dismayed.

[HisRoyalGreeness]

You mean it isn't already?

[Push R Truth]

When he cuts his promo he only uses real names and takes off his body armor to reveal an Evolution Shirt. Then he takes off that to reveal an NWO Shirt! Then he takes that off to reveal a DX Shirt! Then he takes that off to reveal his abs and super cut chest muscles! OH SO STEAMY! HHH pours baby oil on his pulsating pecs and rubs them rigorously in time with the crowd chanting "THIS IS AWE-SOME". Orton (with his amazing thighs) cuddles up to Rollins and blows lightly in his ear.

Rollins turns to the hard camera, winks and the feed fades to black. WWE logo flashes and that dumb ass show starting Chrisly starts.

[Johnny Flamingo]

Shield calls him out next week. They say they are shocked.

Rollins comes out and says "You think you are shocked now, wait till you meet my new partner"

Jack Black then walks out and high fives Rollins.

The Shield then laughs as Conan O'Brien comes out from the back

Summerslam main event is set as Reigns/Ambrose/Conan vs Rollins/Black

Also along the way Rollins wins the money in the bank ladder match, but is never given a shot because he literally won a briefcase, not a contract inside the briefcase.

During the main event Reigns turns on Ambrose and then turns on Rollins to align with 3mb

ROllins turns on black to align back with Ambrose

Reigns then turns on 3mb and reunites the shield making the last month of storylines and twists totally irrelevant.

[Hawk Hart]

It made no sense and involved a surprise chairshot,it's Russoriffic now.

[Hiryu]

At some point, there has to be a "_____ on a pole" match.

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Jun 5, 2014 6:37:58 GMT -5 HisRoyalGreeness said:

You mean it isn't already?

Yeah. As soon as the turned happened I was like ....oooooook who hired Vince Russo back into the fold? less than 24hrs after they DESTROY each other in a no holds barred match Rollins joins Evolution? What's next? Rollins vs Reigns in a reverse battle royal with Dean Ambrose in a cage on a pole?

[lionheart21]

Jun 5, 2014 7:56:06 GMT -5 Hiryu said:

At some point, there has to be a "_____ on a pole" match.

Ambrose vs Rollins, Renee Young on a Pole match

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"It was clear to me that the guys in the back were going to sweep me aside so they could book Jonathan Good and Joe Anoa'i to get all the big moments."

[Hit Girl]

Rollins announces he is pregnant, but then HHH bumps into him, causing a miscarriage, and two weeks later, Prince Devitt emerges from an incubation pod, and tests show he's Rollins' fetus!

[A Platypus Rave]

He turned because Dean and Roman ate the last slices of pizza that Seth bought and paid for.

[Hit Girl]

Rollins: "I know some of you are mad because I left the SHIELD, but I don't know why you are angry considering this is all fake and made up, therefore nothing matters and you are all idiots for even watching it!"

[onetruemisfit]

HHH and Seth Rollins are both friends with David Arquette. He was the middle man to help them bury the hatchet and form an alliance.

[A Platypus Rave]

Jun 5, 2014 11:57:45 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

Rollins: "I know some of you are mad because I left the SHIELD, but I don't know why you are angry considering this is all fake and made up, therefore nothing matters and you are all idiots for even watching it!"

but now I'm going to speak my mind... and as I am the best I am no longer going to follow the script and pretend to be friends with these two phonies... etc. etc.

[Hit Girl]

A male authority figure with an incomprehensible Brooklyn accent, showing only his arm points at Rollins backstage and "Yo....listen up, you do what the Powers That Be tell you to do Rollins. If we say we've written you to leave SHIELD and join Evolution and turn heel in the process, then that's what you do. I don't care if the smarks and marks don't like it. This is how we are booking these angles, and no, we don't give a shit about kayfabe. Now go out there and put Orton over by doing the job, or we'll pull a screwjob"


And all of this is broadcast on RAW, live, with WWE writers clearly visible while they go over the script in the background.

[King Bebe]

At Money in the Bank, Ambrose and Reigns hand the Briefcase to Rollins and the entire SHIELD join Evolution!

[Tony Schiavontay]

The Shield come out for a match but Rollins is nowhere to be seen. Confused as to the whereabouts of their partner after beating Evolution on the PPV the night before, Reigns and Ambrose still try to valiantly fight their six man tag match for the night as a handicap match. Eventually, Rollins comes out in street clothes and slaps a very confused looking Reigns, the legal man, on the chest and just lays down for a pin. The victorious team rolls out of the ring and quickly exit as Reigns and Ambrose look at each other in shock. Michael Cole says that his runsheet doesn't say anything about that happening and he doesn't know what's going on.

Rollins grabs a mic and says the bullshit ends here! He's worked a long time on the indies before this company even thought about him and he's not okay with his spot. He says it's obvious why the stock is in downfall when stars like Triple H are doing jobs to scrubs like Joe Anoa'i and John Good- Oh sorry, "Roman" and "Dean", because Rollins knows that those two are bigger marks than the people in the crowd and might not know who he's talking about if he uses their real names. He mentions random events that no one outside of the group themselves would know about like "the Pittsburgh incident" and "that one night in Worcester" as the commentators comment in shock that he would mention something like that and "we read all the rumours of it on the internet". The show just kind of goes off the air mid-promo.

The next week the promo and the angle before aren't mentioned. Rollins is just a singles guy now and the Shield are a tag team with no real relation between them. SWERVE! The two years of them as a team was a dream.

[Hit Girl]

Rollins and Reigns fight for Ambrose, who will be suspended from a pole.

[metylerca]

Somebody gets added to the Shield, because STABLES

[sybaku]

Rollins turns on Evolution within the next few weeks and claims this was all an elaborate plan to finally stop Evolution.