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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 8, 2014 17:30:19 GMT -5
Not Ponytail Cena. Or Cottontail Cena. But Ducktale Cena. Because I have problems... Jobbin’ like the Hurricane! Not John Cena He’ll no sell an aeroplane! Heeled in a blur! Might make you famous! Then job to Shamus! Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) When it seems he’s headin’ for the Final curtain Five moves of doom never fails That’s for certain The worst of beatings Lead to fan meetings! Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) W-w-w-Wyatt! Watch behind you! There’s a choir out to blind you! What to do? Just keep on pushin’ Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) W-w-w-Wyatt! Watch behind you! There’s a choir out to blind you! What to do? Just keep on pushin’ Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) Not Juan Cena or cousin Trademarc! Cena! (Oooohhh ohhh) Quoting this because it's awesome.
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Post by Diamond Cutter Out of Nowhere! on Jun 8, 2014 17:41:08 GMT -5
Cena tends to heal quicker than pretty much any other normal human, so I wouldn't imagine this sidelining him too long. Unless it's a concussion, then he should take all the time he needs to get better. Those aren't a joke.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 8, 2014 17:44:03 GMT -5
I figure they just suspend him in a tank of bacta fluid.
Good as new after a few days
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Post by Venti on Jun 8, 2014 18:02:01 GMT -5
Or perhaps a Cody Rhodes mask. Or one of those John Cena halloween masks. Or maybe just be Juan Cena again
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Post by fw91 on Jun 8, 2014 18:04:10 GMT -5
it's cena he'll be back in no time
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Post by gl83 on Jun 8, 2014 18:16:19 GMT -5
Just think, if Cena is injured along with Bryan, then that means that the Top Face will be Roman Reigns, Big Show and Sheamus.
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Post by angryfan on Jun 8, 2014 18:29:34 GMT -5
Just think, if Cena is injured along with Bryan, then that means that the Top Face will be Roman Reigns, Big Show and Sheamus. God, a potential 2014 main event match of Show, Shaeamus, Orton. The three guys who lost to The Shield then feuded because of it. Orton working his "heel style" (rest holds to piss the crowd off, with no match psychology whatsoever), Show most likely crying because the day ends in "Y", and Shaemus just Fella'ing it up.
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Post by edgestar on Jun 8, 2014 18:33:52 GMT -5
Nikki: maybe NOW, you'll marry me!
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Post by khali on Jun 8, 2014 20:13:21 GMT -5
Update:
-F4W
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 8, 2014 21:00:31 GMT -5
Kids these days and their fads. Tomorrow, it'll be ruptured patellas. Nah, rampant bursitis It's going to be Amnesia... because everyone growing up watching soap operas learned how cool it was
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 21:46:22 GMT -5
Everytime I hear of a potential Cena injury, this comes to mind.
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Post by Crimson on Jun 8, 2014 22:00:43 GMT -5
This means it's that young fella Sheamus' time to shine. Everything's coming up Milhouse Sheamus!
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jun 8, 2014 22:32:09 GMT -5
Not Ponytail Cena. Or Cottontail Cena. But Ducktale Cena. Because I have problems... Jobbin’ like the Hurricane! Not John Cena He’ll no sell an aeroplane! Heeled in a blur! Might make you famous! Then job to Shamus! Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) When it seems he’s headin’ for the Final curtain Five moves of doom never fails That’s for certain The worst of beatings Lead to fan meetings! Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) W-w-w-Wyatt! Watch behind you! There’s a choir out to blind you! What to do? Just keep on pushin’ Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) W-w-w-Wyatt! Watch behind you! There’s a choir out to blind you! What to do? Just keep on pushin’ Cena! (Oooohhh ohhhh) Every day he’s cuttin’ promos! Cena! (oooohhh ohhh) Tales of poopy JBL and Cena! (oooohh ohhh) Not Juan Cena or cousin Trademarc! Cena! (Oooohhh ohhh) I approve of this message.
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Post by mizerable on Jun 8, 2014 22:37:50 GMT -5
Even with a concussion, Cena wouldn't take time off. He would still be at every show, just most likely avoiding physical contact. Unless Cena needs go to under the knife, then he won't be missing any time.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 9, 2014 3:17:32 GMT -5
Just think, if Cena is injured along with Bryan, then that means that the Top Face will be Roman Reigns, Big Show and Sheamus. I'm okay with those guys being the top guys, but I think if those guys are getting bumped up into the top spots, everyone below them should be getting bumped up as well. The TV time that WOULD have gone towards Cena and Bryan should be repurposed to help boost all the other faces. While guys like Dolph, Adam Rose, Rhodes Brothers, Los Matadores/3MB, etc. can get their usual spots, there should now be room on RAW for the likes of Sin Cara, Big E, Kofi, etc. rather than having them do Superstars duty, leaving room on Superstars/Main Event to actually let the lower level guys like Yoshi, Gabriel, Kidd, Riley if they give him a break from the pre-show, etc. have some TV matches. Sadly, what WWE WILL do is stretch out the screen time of the remaining featured regulars and pile a greater workload on them by having them work longer matches or double bookings, which just puts THOSE guys at greater risk for injury when they can't really afford to do that right now.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2014 3:21:58 GMT -5
Kids these days and their fads. Tomorrow, it'll be ruptured patellas. Nah, rampant bursitis But that's easily treatable by honking an airhorn when people are playing golf.
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Post by JCBaggee on Jun 9, 2014 4:03:07 GMT -5
I'm sorry, maybe I'm insane but didn't Cena JUST suffer an eye injury a month or two ago???
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 9, 2014 7:45:31 GMT -5
If true, this could put WWE in a conundrum as their two top faces are now sidelined by injury. It's cool we still have CM Pu- OH GODDAMMIT
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