Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 11, 2014 21:44:00 GMT -5
To me Kelly Kelly is always that girl struggling to unhook her own bra
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Post by Kitty Shamrocks on Jun 11, 2014 21:48:50 GMT -5
If she was hysterical in the Freudian sense, those matches woulda been REALLY awkward. Don't worry, they were anyway! |
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jun 11, 2014 21:49:13 GMT -5
My most hated diva of all time.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 11, 2014 22:17:51 GMT -5
I don't get why she quit. They pushed her as the face of the divas and she was pretty over as far as divas go. She hasn't done anything since but tweet slutty pics and sell calendars. Because even as the face of the Divas, she really wasn't. She was just the most recognizable pretty face who got beat up by whoever the champion was. She didn't even get a run with the Divas Title until she was on the way out. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 12, 2014 1:52:01 GMT -5
My most hated diva of all time. For some reason, I see you sitting in a dungeon somewhere, holding a brandy snifter saying this as you plot secretly to overthrow every Diva one by one as part of some evil master plan.  |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 12, 2014 5:35:23 GMT -5
Kelly was over, man. It was depressing as shit because she was terrible but she was OVER, and that's all that should matter in wrestling as long as you aren't injuring people.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jun 12, 2014 9:41:14 GMT -5
She's in a crate filled with packing peanuts somewhere backstage. They'll open it up and reactivate her if they ever need a love interest for Ryback.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 12, 2014 9:57:29 GMT -5
Kelly was over, man. It was depressing as shit because she was terrible but she was OVER, and that's all that should matter in wrestling as long as you aren't injuring people. Yeah, it was kind of amazing just how over she was... |
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by 543Y2J on Jun 12, 2014 10:18:10 GMT -5
Not hysterical as in unintentionally hilarious or her strange odes to "Rafiki" (that interview still kills me), but she had a handful of matches where she would suddenly get super aggressive and started randomly screaming so loud and shrill that it was so bad it was funny. Does anyone remember these matches and what the context was? I do remember her "aggressively!" "beating someone up" on and around the announce table one time, while "intensely" screaming. But I can't for the life in me remember when it was and who she was beating up, or how to search for it. |
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Post by oneday on Jun 12, 2014 10:25:21 GMT -5
Not hysterical as in unintentionally hilarious or her strange odes to "Rafiki" (that interview still kills me), but she had a handful of matches where she would suddenly get super aggressive and started randomly screaming so loud and shrill that it was so bad it was funny. Does anyone remember these matches and what the context was? I do remember her "aggressively!" "beating someone up" on and around the announce table one time, while "intensely" screaming. But I can't for the life in me remember when it was and who she was beating up, or how to search for it. can only assume it was the time she tried giving Beth a beat down cause she was mad she lost her title |
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Post by 543Y2J on Jun 12, 2014 10:27:40 GMT -5
I do remember her "aggressively!" "beating someone up" on and around the announce table one time, while "intensely" screaming. But I can't for the life in me remember when it was and who she was beating up, or how to search for it. can only assume it was the time she tried giving Beth a beat down cause she was mad she lost her title YES! That's the exact one! Thank you. My god I haven't seen this in ages, truly (and majestically/wonderfully) terrible |
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Post by Indiana Miz on Jun 12, 2014 10:33:05 GMT -5
I never really cared about Kelly Kelly one way or another until they decided to make her the Divas champion. I couldn't stand seeing her hit the same sequence of "moves" every match, then winning with some schoolboy/small package variation in 2 minutes. It's astonishing that Beth was able to have quality matches with her during their feud.
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Post by fazzle on Jun 12, 2014 11:17:46 GMT -5
I don't get why she quit. They pushed her as the face of the divas and she was pretty over as far as divas go. She hasn't done anything since but tweet slutty pics and sell calendars. Maybe she just had enough money saved up from her years in WWE and decided she'd just rather not beat the shit out of her body? |
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 12, 2014 18:49:45 GMT -5
Her signature random yell typically came when she was about to perform her "head scissors." She would get her legs in position, scream, and have the other wrestler throw her around. Ugh. Any time they have some untalented model they want to claim is "improving every week", they have them do a s***** headscissors... |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 20:28:54 GMT -5
Her in-ring career could never live up to her peeing in a sink.
..........seriously.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Jun 12, 2014 20:40:09 GMT -5
Kelly was over, man. It was depressing as shit because she was terrible but she was OVER, and that's all that should matter in wrestling as long as you aren't injuring people. HOLLAAAAAA |
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Post by rocket on Jun 12, 2014 20:43:53 GMT -5
Kelly was over, man. It was depressing as shit because she was terrible but she was OVER, and that's all that should matter in wrestling as long as you aren't injuring people. I only thought she was over because they beat us over the head half to death about how great she was. Even when she and Layla made the same Maxim 100 list Layla didn't even get a mention about it on tv. |
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 12, 2014 20:51:30 GMT -5
Kelly was over, man. It was depressing as shit because she was terrible but she was OVER, and that's all that should matter in wrestling as long as you aren't injuring people. I only thought she was over because they beat us over the head half to death about how great she was. Even when she and Layla made the same Maxim 100 list Layla didn't even get a mention about it on tv. People always say this, like the audience are just dumb enough to back whoever WWE tells them to. Because that works so well for Cena, right? |
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Post by The Tee Why on Jun 12, 2014 20:57:01 GMT -5
I don't get why she quit. They pushed her as the face of the divas and she was pretty over as far as divas go. She hasn't done anything since but tweet slutty pics and sell calendars. no complaints here |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jun 12, 2014 20:57:19 GMT -5
Kelly was over, man. It was depressing as shit because she was terrible but she was OVER, and that's all that should matter in wrestling as long as you aren't injuring people. I only thought she was over because they beat us over the head half to death about how great she was. Even when she and Layla made the same Maxim 100 list Layla didn't even get a mention about it on tv. How great she was? How pretty she was, maybe, but I don't recall her even winning a televised match until her last year in the company. Did she deserve to be as over as she was? That's debatable, I'd say no. But I seriously don't get the revisionist history around K2 being "shoved down our throats". Maria Kanellis was pushed more during their shared time in the company, and K2 basically only came up in the world when the "established Divas division" dwindled down to Layla, Beth Phoenix, and a bunch of interchangeable blondes. |
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