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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 19, 2014 1:02:34 GMT -5
Can I name him Frank? Didn't Orlando Jordan pitched an angle where he liked having fish sticks on his mouth?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 19, 2014 1:09:50 GMT -5
His name is Bruce.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jun 19, 2014 1:12:49 GMT -5
Named after an Alan Funk gimmick? Oh dear.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 19, 2014 1:18:30 GMT -5
the fish worked on talent relations? Damn he's cold.
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Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 19, 2014 1:19:12 GMT -5
Named after an Alan Funk gimmick? Oh dear. If he starts swimming around in flamboyant outfits... well, that will be very odd.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 2:04:39 GMT -5
I think its a sign that we all here on FAN must start our own wrestling company GCW! Goldfish Championship Wrestling...or if that is taken GWF Goldfish Wrestling Federation.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jun 19, 2014 2:10:59 GMT -5
Ok chumps and chimps listen up, Da Cassanova of carp, Da Boss of the Bass and Da Master of the Marlin is here to let yous air suckers know I'm in charge of TNA now! capeesh!?! You can refer to me as Mr.Fish, Sir Goldie or Bruce.
Now for my first order of business I'm doing away wit da ring, all matches are now taking place in a 6 sided aquarium.
2: the knockouts division is being replaced with the Seabed Division featuring all the top stars of the seven seas.
3: Good Bye Mike Tenay hello edited dialog from Jacques Cousteau.
4th and finally, TV Title? Say adios to that crap and welcome wif open arms De Coral Reef Championship Belt
-Brucie out!-
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jun 19, 2014 2:29:28 GMT -5
Is Dixie Carter actually Guan-Di?
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 19, 2014 2:39:38 GMT -5
Its a trap.... Cornfed is using the fish as a distraction to steal FAN's sugar pile
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 3:49:15 GMT -5
Goldfish is what it takes to turn this company around. Whats "Fishgold" doing in the Impact Zone
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 4:57:30 GMT -5
You know...maybe this is what people mean when they say Dixie smells like spoiled fish...
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jun 19, 2014 5:13:48 GMT -5
I am now the president of Goldfish Nation, any one else wanna join. I can't pay anything but goldfish the amount is on a sliding scale Goldfish vs. Cod in a 30 minute Iron Fish match! Goldfish vs Dixie Coder 30 second Iron Fish Match Loser Goes Through a Table
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 5:19:00 GMT -5
It got me to enter the sub-forum and post in it.
Mission freakin' accomplished, I'd say.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 19, 2014 6:35:10 GMT -5
Bruce the Goldfish for TNA World Champion.
What does Bruce the Goldfish and a wrestler's TNA career have in common? Both of them will eventually wind up in the toilet and flushed away.
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Post by amazingoopah on Jun 19, 2014 8:05:51 GMT -5
For a second I thought a goldfish had taken Dixie hostage or something.
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jun 19, 2014 8:21:20 GMT -5
Clearly it's a prediction that TNA will soon be sleeping with the fishes if it doesn't make some drastic changes.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 19, 2014 8:22:49 GMT -5
Krebs from Hitler's bunker is booking TNA?
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Post by phen0m2112 on Jun 19, 2014 8:34:55 GMT -5
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Post by Freddy BooJangles on Jun 19, 2014 9:14:38 GMT -5
I'd rather see one of my kind as this forums' mascot
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jun 19, 2014 9:15:32 GMT -5
Goldfish vs Steve Austin's roided up Rats for the next 5 wrestlemanias
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