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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jun 19, 2014 8:11:29 GMT -5
A keyboard.
A doorknob
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,310
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 19, 2014 8:33:02 GMT -5
Robin... what have I done!
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Jun 19, 2014 8:44:40 GMT -5
A Green Arrow comic book
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 19, 2014 9:18:20 GMT -5
I'm your mama's boobs?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,553
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 19, 2014 9:39:47 GMT -5
And I regret NOTHING!!!!!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 19, 2014 11:07:37 GMT -5
Great, I just turned into my ge- I transformed into my penis!!! ...spoilsport. Fine, let me find something else... that isn't my keyboard... ...I am now a talking, pink magical pony. Wait a second, so you touched a pony after you touched your ge... is there anything you want to tell me?! *dramatic point* You ran into that one.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 11:11:47 GMT -5
Sunflower Seed
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Post by Bishblast on Jun 19, 2014 11:16:04 GMT -5
I'm a Bic lighter.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Jun 19, 2014 12:28:20 GMT -5
$68.95 in change
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 19, 2014 13:43:48 GMT -5
Trust me, you don't want to know.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
Posts: 23,724
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jun 19, 2014 14:21:30 GMT -5
I am a metal chain/Samsung galaxy s4 hybrid
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 19, 2014 15:05:55 GMT -5
And I regret NOTHING!!!!! *licks lips* You should....
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jun 19, 2014 15:26:42 GMT -5
My keyboard, since I'm touching it to type this.
Droid Ultra.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 19, 2014 15:44:49 GMT -5
Please don't smoke me you guys because I'm now something that's in serious risk of being smoked.
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Post by angryfan on Jun 19, 2014 17:25:27 GMT -5
Wondertwin powers, activate! Form of...my own nipples? Wait, that can't be right.
I'm my desk now.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jun 19, 2014 20:15:24 GMT -5
Wondertwin powers, activate! Form of...my own nipples? Wait, that can't be right. I'm my desk now. Your desk is made of your nipples?!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jun 19, 2014 20:36:58 GMT -5
After reading through all of the replies and wondering how honest the replies were, I leaned over and grabbed my wife's tits. Just so I could say that I now exist at my wife's tits. And DAMN if lots of folks aren't staring at me.
(for the record, 36DD)
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jun 19, 2014 22:36:21 GMT -5
Let's be honest; about 75% of us are now penises. Mighty low estimate there.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2014 22:43:27 GMT -5
I'm a pair of glasses.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jun 21, 2014 18:06:14 GMT -5
Nail polish
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