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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 20, 2014 19:52:33 GMT -5
... ouch. That stung.
Just felt like sharing. And no, no context whatsoever. Allow your imaginations to soar!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 19:54:39 GMT -5
Proctologists can be so mean.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 19:56:33 GMT -5
I know their job isn't the best, but those Subway employees need to work on their customer service.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 20, 2014 19:57:40 GMT -5
Look, I just paid you $200 for sex, I better be a priority!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 20, 2014 20:00:38 GMT -5
Proctologists can be so mean. You would think that after that intimate moment that was shared that there would be an emotional connection. I caught feelings. Never catch feelings.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jun 20, 2014 20:27:53 GMT -5
Legit my mom said that to my dad once
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 20, 2014 20:29:33 GMT -5
Proctologists can be so mean. You would think that after that intimate moment that was shared that there would be an emotional connection. I caught feelings. Never catch feelings. I'd think catching something like a Superbowl ring would be a much more pressing concern in that scenario.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 20:32:45 GMT -5
".....and you're no longer a necessary part of mine."
Then take a dump on their rug and leave.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 20, 2014 20:34:08 GMT -5
You would think that after that intimate moment that was shared that there would be an emotional connection. I caught feelings. Never catch feelings. I'd think catching something like a Superbowl ring would be a much more pressing concern in that scenario. I wanted to make a ring joke but couldn't connect the dots!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 20, 2014 20:47:17 GMT -5
I'd think catching something like a Superbowl ring would be a much more pressing concern in that scenario. I wanted to make a ring joke but couldn't connect the dots! Learned how to do that a long time ago:
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2014 20:48:48 GMT -5
That's the worse way to tell me that creative has nothing for me.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 20, 2014 21:11:49 GMT -5
Legit my mom said that to my dad once How did that end?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jun 20, 2014 21:14:40 GMT -5
Legit my mom said that to my dad once How did that end? He was threatening to leave because we got tired of kissing his ass, she said right now with your complaining you're not a priority in my life right now until you get your stuff together the couch is in the living room and that is where he stayed for a few months
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 21, 2014 0:40:35 GMT -5
"You're not a priority in my life right now," we all said to Chris Pine.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jun 21, 2014 1:33:38 GMT -5
im guessing the doorman
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 21, 2014 1:41:09 GMT -5
I've heard the postman say this about my packages before. I don't care if you have a problem with me sending my own urine in the mail, when I pay for Priority Mail, I expect the proper treatment.
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Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 21, 2014 4:08:57 GMT -5
Mom really put a damper on my first day of school.
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Post by The Pixel on Jun 21, 2014 4:35:16 GMT -5
some people get overly emotional before flushing >.>
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jun 21, 2014 14:48:11 GMT -5
I'll give you serious advice despite the vagueness of this post. Don't make someone a priority in your life, when you're just an option in theirs.
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Post by wakko on Jun 21, 2014 14:57:38 GMT -5
Your dog is definitely not mans best friend is he?
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