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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2014 8:06:00 GMT -5
Ladies and gentleman, Samoa Joe then Samoa Joe now He's still solid in the ring, and far be it for me to judge anyone based on appearance-but good God man, get on a treadmill!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 7, 2014 8:12:27 GMT -5
It is depressing seeing young, healthy, motivated, kinda hot Joe compared to now.
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 7, 2014 9:12:29 GMT -5
It's like watching Fat Elvis become Fatter Elvis But With A Fauxhawk.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jul 7, 2014 9:17:20 GMT -5
Like I said in the other gym, dude needs to hit a gym hard. You have to wonder if it's tied to his general demotivation in TNA. At least while Russo was gone, he might've had a chance, but with him back Joe's got no prospects. I'd love to see him slim down and come wreck shit up in WWE.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2014 9:40:08 GMT -5
Like I said in the other gym, dude needs to hit a gym hard. You have to wonder if it's tied to his general demotivation in TNA. At least while Russo was gone, he might've had a chance, but with him back Joe's got no prospects. I'd love to see him slim down and come wreck shit up in WWE. I could totally have seen a slimmer Samoa Joe as part of the Shield
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jul 7, 2014 9:52:45 GMT -5
Like I said in the other gym, dude needs to hit a gym hard. You have to wonder if it's tied to his general demotivation in TNA. At least while Russo was gone, he might've had a chance, but with him back Joe's got no prospects. I'd love to see him slim down and come wreck shit up in WWE. I could totally have seen a slimmer Samoa Joe as part of the Shield Now I want a Reigns/Joe monster team.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 9:59:30 GMT -5
What's the brotha going to do, he's Samoan.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2014 9:59:54 GMT -5
I could totally have seen a slimmer Samoa Joe as part of the Shield Now I want a Reigns/Joe monster team. The Samoan Wild Men? Joe in a loincloth?
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Jul 7, 2014 10:27:44 GMT -5
I'm actually surprised he's not fatter. I remember thinking somewhere around 2007 that he was going to age badly, and blow up quite a bit given his body clearly has a tendency toward extra fat - and I'd say he's aged about as well as he was going to.
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Post by fortknox on Jul 7, 2014 10:31:24 GMT -5
Joe doesn't have a neck anymore.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 10:35:19 GMT -5
It's probably a combination of injuries and aging that's made him swell out. If you're a big dude and you get a few knee injuries, it becomes a LOT harder to stay in solid shape. Add the fact that he's genetically a chunky guy and people naturally sort of blow out as they get older and...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 11:32:01 GMT -5
It's like watching Fat Elvis become Fatter Elvis But With A Fauxhawk. It's not a faux hawk, it's a Mohawk, there's no hair on the sides.
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Post by fortknox on Jul 7, 2014 12:46:21 GMT -5
I'm actually surprised he's not fatter. I remember thinking somewhere around 2007 that he was going to age badly, and blow up quite a bit given his body clearly has a tendency toward extra fat - and I'd say he's aged about as well as he was going to. At the rate Joe is going in 5 years he'll be to big to wrestle in tights so he'll have to wrestle in a muumuu. And then 5 years after that he'll be so fat he'll have to wash himself with a rag on a stick.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 13:09:48 GMT -5
SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST
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Post by tropicalstormstl on Jul 7, 2014 14:29:51 GMT -5
How many of these threads do we need?
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Post by CeilingFan on Jul 7, 2014 14:31:49 GMT -5
Didn't Scott Steiner point this out?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2014 14:42:48 GMT -5
I think we'd be able to look past his shape if he were doing anything halfway decent. He's such damaged goods in TNA that even if they made him World champ and did everything right, I wouldn't be able to let my guard down enough to properly enjoy it.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 7, 2014 15:16:13 GMT -5
How many of these threads do we need? At least as many as the Ronda Rousey to WWE threads
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Jul 7, 2014 15:26:18 GMT -5
I'm actually surprised he's not fatter. I remember thinking somewhere around 2007 that he was going to age badly, and blow up quite a bit given his body clearly has a tendency toward extra fat - and I'd say he's aged about as well as he was going to. At the rate Joe is going in 5 years he'll be to big to wrestle in tights so he'll have to wrestle in a muumuu. And then 5 years after that he'll be so fat he'll have to wash himself with a rag on a stick. He better not steal Titus' wash rag
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Post by ZombieElvis on Jul 7, 2014 15:27:08 GMT -5
Joe looks like an angry Gabriel Iglesias now.
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