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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 10, 2014 14:52:54 GMT -5
They should threaten to send The Miz to every non-subscribers home to tell them over the top WWE quote promotion with lies ("Shawn Michaels kicked his partner Jannety through glass!") UNTIL each individual non-subscriber signs up. Like old door to door salespeople demanding people buy their damn useless gimmicked vacuums. I mean, The Miz would do it, he's much like John Cena in that however stupid the idea the brass has, he will commit! The WWE can release the exclusive WWE App footage of someone killing the Miz after hour 8 in their home and call it Death of a Salesman 2: This Time It's Literal. That monster... everyone knows Jannety dove through that window to escape like a coward!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2014 15:06:14 GMT -5
They should threaten to send The Miz to every non-subscribers home to tell them over the top WWE quote promotion with lies ("Shawn Michaels kicked his partner Jannety through glass!") UNTIL each individual non-subscriber signs up. Like old door to door salespeople demanding people buy their damn useless gimmicked vacuums. I mean, The Miz would do it, he's much like John Cena in that however stupid the idea the brass has, he will commit! The WWE can release the exclusive WWE App footage of someone killing the Miz after hour 8 in their home and call it Death of a Salesman 2: This Time It's Literal. That monster... everyone knows Jannety dove through that window to escape like a coward! Could we get Jannety to throw himself through all non-subscribers windows until they sign up? It'd be an act of mass vandalism and the death of a promising tag wrestler, but somehow I think for the 9 minutes he'd be involved in the act before being fired -for mistaking a door for a window no doubt- it'd lead to a lot of humour.
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