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Post by mysterydriver on Jul 9, 2014 19:45:41 GMT -5
It's an R-rated trailer so there is profanity and some violence. Don't worry about that. Click on the link. Watch the trailer. Click.Trust me.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 9, 2014 19:52:38 GMT -5
Man what the hell did I just see. Guess I gotta see all of it now.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 9, 2014 19:53:58 GMT -5
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should've sent a poet
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jul 9, 2014 19:56:16 GMT -5
What the ... bloody awesome is this? lol
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jul 9, 2014 19:56:52 GMT -5
Must watch. Did not expect that.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Jul 9, 2014 19:56:57 GMT -5
At about the 3/4th of the way through the trailer, I was going to report you for trolling or something due to the blandness of the random trailer. I was also going to out you as Dolph Lundgred, since only somebody intimately involved in the film would urge people to watch what I thought at the time was the blandest trailer ever created. Then I was going to report you for abusing you position to make money off of your bland movies. I had you. Then the trailer blew my mind.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jul 9, 2014 19:59:31 GMT -5
I don't think my face has ever gone from unimpressed frown to delighted smile as fast as it did watching that trailer.
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Post by mizerable on Jul 9, 2014 20:37:16 GMT -5
Okay...I was ready to say "meh" until about 30 seconds left. See...this would be the smart move to do during the Zombie Apocalypse. No need to spoil it, but yeah...I may need to check that out.
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Post by Jiren on Jul 9, 2014 20:43:14 GMT -5
Zombies, Robots & He-Man
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Post by Sin Cara Tres on Jul 9, 2014 20:51:23 GMT -5
Dolph is the f***ing man
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Post by Hurbster on Jul 9, 2014 21:24:14 GMT -5
Best thing ever.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2014 21:47:41 GMT -5
That took a hard left turn straight into awesome territory. Can the Academy give out the best picture award based solely on a trailer?
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Post by Widow's Peak on Jul 9, 2014 21:56:40 GMT -5
Yeah, I just can't adequately express how great that reveal was. I think uncontrollable laughter was the best I could do.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jul 9, 2014 21:57:45 GMT -5
As someone who saw this movie, and reviewed this movie, take it from me: stick with the trailer.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 9, 2014 22:33:52 GMT -5
So it's FPS: The Movie?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 9, 2014 22:44:44 GMT -5
If you put Dolph & the Robots in The Walking Dead, BOOM problem over
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 9, 2014 22:49:47 GMT -5
I have the sudden urge to drink a Budweiser that has the U.S. flag on it
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Post by ERON on Jul 9, 2014 23:13:09 GMT -5
I went from "Oh hell, not another zombie movie," to "OH HELL YEAH!" But either way, they had me at Dolph Lundgren.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jul 9, 2014 23:45:38 GMT -5
The only thing that could make this better is if Dolph could literally smell crime and banged as many chicks as possible, shown in graphic detail.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jul 9, 2014 23:48:21 GMT -5
This came out on DVD in February. The guys at OneOfUs.net reviewed it (at about 74 minutes in): link (warning: bad language) Favorite line: "Dolph Lundgren looks like someone left Harrison Ford on a radiator and he melted!"
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