Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2014 23:29:43 GMT -5
And we're now down to single digits! Yes, with the 15th season voteoff coming to an end, we now have 9 seasons to vote on, and then the final vote which will decide what we think is the Best. Episode. Ever. Speaking of the final vote, the episode from Season 15 that'll be part of it is...Today, I Am a Clown!
And now, Season 16. Here, we saw Homer plan the Super Bowl halftime show, Patty coming out of the closet. Selma adopting a baby from China, another look into the future, and the world coming to an end (it got better). Like always, 5 votes and 1 week to cast them, so make em count!
Treehouse of Horror XV
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XV
This is one of several Simpsons episodes which are considered anthology episodes that features mini-stories.
-The Ned Zone has Ned Flanders the power to see how lives will end just by touching them.
-Four Beheadings and a Funeral has Lisa as Eliza Simpson, a master detective looking for The Muttonchop Murderer.
-In the Belly of the Boss has the family go on a fantastic voyage to rescue Maggie, who is inside the body of Mr. Burns.
All's Fair in Oven War
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/All%27s_Fair_in_Oven_War
A two-year remodeling of the kitchen (which (a) results in nobody, including Maggie, looking any older two years into the future, and (b) doesn't exist in any other episodes) leads Marge to make a dessert for a church event which is so popular that Ned suggests she enter the Ovenfresh Bake-off, but when the other contestants sabotage her entry, she returns the favor by adding an extra ingredient to the other entries - Maggie's ear drops, not knowing that Lisa saw her do it; when Bart finds the Playdude magazines that Marge found, cut out all of the nudes, and threw out, he and Milhouse think they should start acting like the bachelors in the magazines, including turning the treehouse into a bachelor pad, complete with James Caan
Sleeping with the Enemy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Sleeping_with_the_Enemy
When Bart gets a perfect score on a state capitals test (thanks to Mrs. Krabappel leaving a map of the USA on the wall for all to see), the party Marge throws for him is so lame that Marge thinks that Bart and Lisa feel she is "overmothering" them, so she shares her love with someone else - Nelson - resulting in Marge taking Nelson in (and putting him in with Bart) when Nelson's mother leaves him; Lisa decides to try to lose weight when she realizes how fat her butt is - from her family, friends, and mirror.
She Used to Be My Girl
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/She_Used_to_Be_My_Girl
Marge discovers that her high school journalism partner, Chloe (they were the Springfield High version of Woodward & Bernstein), is now a network TV news reporter (while Marge decided to forego college and marry Homer, Chloe broke up with her boyfriend, Barney, to go to journalism school); when Lisa seems more interested in what Chloe has done with her life than what Marge did with hers, she has to sneak out in the back of Chloe's car to attend a U.N. women's conference in Capitol City, only to end up surrounded by lava with Chloe at the base of the erupting Mount Springfield; can Marge save the day? Is there someone out there who can, oh, I don't know, maybe fly a helicopter to get Chloe out of there? Is this the end of Classic Drunk Barney?
Fat Man and Little Boy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Man_and_Little_Boy
Bart refuses to accept that he is no longer a boy after he loses his last baby tooth, so he decides to express himself with T-shirt slogans, which bring him to the attention of a local novelty salesmen interested in becoming Bart's partner, causing the recently-fired Homer to consider himself the number two man of the house; a documentary on lions leads Homer to believe that the only way back to the top is to re-establish himself with another young cub, so he turns Lisa's science project - a model of the first nuclear reactor - into a working model, complete with plutonium he "acquired" from the plant.
Midnight Rx
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Midnight_Rx
When Mr. Burns cancels the plant employees' prescription drug plan, Homer decides to get cheap prescription drugs from Canada (with forged Canadian ID papers), only for Grampa, Ned, and Apu to join him on a second trip, which is not as successful as the first; however, when Smithers is at the brink of death because of a thyroid condition, Burns decides to finance one final run (it's easier than teaching someone new the filing system) with the help of his plane, "The Plywood Pelican"
Mommie Beerest
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mommie_Beerest
Moe's Tavern is closed by a health inspector, so Homer takes out a mortgage on his house to open the bar again. As a result, Marge becomes Moe's business partner and turns the bar into a British pub that makes them spend too much time together, which worries Homer.
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_and_Ned%27s_Hail_Mary_Pass
Homer starts to teach sport players his dances and is placed in charge of the halftime show of the next Super Bowl. Meanwhile, Ned creates a violent film about Bible stories, which makes Marge angry, so she stops him from displaying it.
Pranksta Rap
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Pranksta_Rap
Homer and Marge don't let Bart go to a rap concert, so he escapes and tells his parents he was kidnapped, but Chief Wiggum believes the kidnapper is Kirk Van Houten and he arrests him.
There's Something About Marrying
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/There%27s_Something_About_Marrying
Gay and lesbian couples are allowed to get married in Springfield and Patty Bouvier comes out of the closet.
On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/On_a_Clear_Day_I_Can%27t_See_My_Sister
Lisa becomes fed up with Bart's teasing and takes out a restraining order against him, while Homer takes a job as a Sprawl-Mart greeter. Guest star Gary Busey appears as himself and Jane Kaczmarek returns as Judge Constance Harm.
Goo Goo Gai Pan
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Goo_Goo_Gai_Pan
Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains (with help from a video starring Robert Wagner) that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Adoption is suggested, but the Springfield orphanage is empty. Lisa suggests adopting a baby girl from China. One problem is that the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt. No problem; Selma writes down a name for her husband - Homer's - and "The Simpsons are going to China!" (with Marge acting as Bart and Lisa's nanny) so Selma and Homer can pick up the baby together.
Mobile Homer
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mobile_Homer
When Homer nearly gets killed by a repeatedly closing garage door, Marge suggests that he gets health insurance (pausing to stop him choking on a closed window). However, Homer is considered uninsurable. so Marge starts saving money by cutting corners, which doesn't work very well when Homer wastes it faster than Marge saves it. Marge insists that she takes charge of the family finances, resulting in Homer using the savings on the down-payment for an RV. Marge has finally had enough, and stops talking to him, so Homer seeks out some new friends - fellow RV owners, whom he invites to pull into his backyard. However, their problems disappear the next morning; the problem is, so do Bart and Lisa, who decide to drive the RV back to the sales lot.
The Seven-Beer Snitch
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seven-Beer_Snitch
While in Shelbyville, the Simpsons watch a musical about the town, which includes a character from Springfield who isn't particularly bright. Marge suggests to the Springfield Cultural Activities Board to have a concert hall, built by Frank Gehry (voicing himself); however, when it becomes clear that nobody in Springfield likes classical music, the building is sold to Mr. Burns, who turns it into a prison. One of its first inmates is Homer, who is arrested for "abusing litter" when he kicks a can five times, in violation of a decades-old law. When Snake tries to escape, Homer thinks he "accidentally" fell into a garbage truck and tells the guards; Mr. Burns, the warden, thinks Homer has a future as a snitch - and so does Homer, when he gets a large-screen plasma TV for his help. Once word gets out, however, a phony jailbreak is leaked to Homer so the guards won't be around when the prisoners go after him... Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa's attempts to discover why Snowball II is so fat lead them to a shocking discovery; their cat is leading two lives by living with another family - and is able to do tricks for them as well.
Future-Drama
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Future-Drama
In the middle of yet another one of their fights, Bart and Lisa stumble into the basement of Professor Frink's house, where he has been expecting them; it seems that he has perfected the science of predicting the future through astrology. He shows them a glimpse of Springfield "Eight years from Tuesday", where Bart and Lisa are getting ready to attend their Senior Prom before graduating together; Lisa is not only graduating at age 16, but has a scholarship to Yale provided by Mr. Burns he started as punishment for cancelling Christmas. One small problem; Bart's girlfriend isn't happy with his plans for their future, but when Bart saves Mr. Burns from a robbery, Burns gives Bart the chance to go to college - by giving him Lisa's scholarship.
Don't Fear the Roofer
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Don%27t_Fear_the_Roofer
It's raining in Springfield, and Homer's roof is leaking, so Homer takes the only sensible course of action; he heads off to Moe's. However, he spoils a surprise party for Lenny, and makes it worse when the barstool he sits on turns to be a cake in the shape of Lenny's favorite seat, so he's tossed out by Moe. Homer ends up at Knockers, where he meets a fellow loner (voiced by Ray Romano), who turns out to be a roofer. However, nobody but Homer ever seems to be able to see Ray - not even Bart, who was in the home repair warehouse with the two of them - so Marge and Dr. Hibbert have Homer declared insane.
The Heartbroke Kid
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Heartbroke_Kid
Vending machines appear at Springfield Elementary School, and Bart quickly gets hooked on the junk food they dispense. The family is trying their very best to help him lose weight, but the junk food is still in play. Can Bart stop this addiction to sugary junk food?
A Star is Torn
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/A_Star_is_Torn
Lisa sings the rest of the family to sleep with a rendition of "Mockingbird" (after they are all suffering from the system shock of an all-vegetable meal), which is so good that she decides to enter Krusty's "Li'l Starmaker" competition (with a grand prize of being animated into an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon). However, when another singer (voiced by American Idol's third winner, Fantasia Barrino) sings a much better version of "Mockingbird", Homer quickly pens a song about Springfield which is a hit with the crowd, and Lisa qualifies for the show. With Homer's help (especially in handling with stagehands), Lisa makes it to the finals, but when Homer goes one step too far with his stage fathering, she fires him, and he ends up lending his talents to her final competition.
Thank God It's Doomsday
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Thank_God_It%27s_Doomsday
Bart, Lisa, and Homer duck into the mall movie theater after Bart and Lisa have a mishap at the new barber and have to avoid the school's camera club. Inside, Homer watches a movie about the end of the world as foretold in the Bible, leading Homer to do a little research and work out that the Apocalypse begins in one week. Nobody listens to him, until he makes a prediction that "the stars will fall to the Earth", which is exactly what happens when a celebrity-filled blimp crashes, and soon Homer has a pack of followers who join him for the end"- and then desert him when the end doesn't happen, and don't listen to him when he discovers a mistake in his calculations (he counted 12 people at the last supper, but forgot to count Jesus, making 13) - especially Moe, who sold his bar to a company that turned it into a sushi restaurant.
Home Away from Homer
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Home_Away_from_Homer
Ned hasn't been doing too well at the Leftorium ever since LeftMart opened, so Marge suggests that he rent out one of his rooms, which he does, to two girls from the local community college. However, the two girls have a sideline of their own; a webcam of their bedroom (www.sexyslumberparty.com - and, at the time the episode first aired, the link worked, pointing to a site with drawings of the two girls), which soon becomes a town hit. When Marge finds out, she drags Homer (literally, by the ear) to Ned, who discovers the truth and realizes that he can't trust anybody in Springfield any more. There is one place he can go; Humbleton, Pennsylvania, the home of the Humble Figurines that he collects.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Father,_the_Son_and_the_Holy_Guest_Star
Bart is expelled by Principal Skinner for a prank at a school Meideval Festival that was actually caused by Groundskeeper Willie (who was mad at having to be the village idiot and the one should have been fired), and ends up going to a Catholic school, which is more affordable than other private schools. The only person who takes a real interest in Bart is Father Sean, who explains he acted a bit like Bart in his day, and lends Bart a "Lives of the Saints" comic book. Marge is afraid that Bart is turning into a Catholic (which, with all of the sitting, standing, and kneeling, she calls "Simon Says without a winner"), but Homer is sidetracked by the fact that the school is having a pancake dinner followed by bingo, and when he discovers that he can be absolved of all sins through confession if he converts, Marge problems are doubled, especially when she realizes that Catholics do not believe in birth control.
Voting ends July 23th, Midnight EDT.
Previous winners:
1: Krusty Gets Busted
2: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
3: Homer at the Bat
4: Marge vs. the Monorail
5: Cape Feare
6: Homie the Clown
7: Radioactive Man
8: You Only Move Twice
9: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
10: Mayored to the Mob
11: Behind the Laughter
12: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
13: I Am Furious Yellow
14a: How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
14b: Old-Yeller Belly
15: Today, I Am a Clown
And now, Season 16. Here, we saw Homer plan the Super Bowl halftime show, Patty coming out of the closet. Selma adopting a baby from China, another look into the future, and the world coming to an end (it got better). Like always, 5 votes and 1 week to cast them, so make em count!
Treehouse of Horror XV
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XV
This is one of several Simpsons episodes which are considered anthology episodes that features mini-stories.
-The Ned Zone has Ned Flanders the power to see how lives will end just by touching them.
-Four Beheadings and a Funeral has Lisa as Eliza Simpson, a master detective looking for The Muttonchop Murderer.
-In the Belly of the Boss has the family go on a fantastic voyage to rescue Maggie, who is inside the body of Mr. Burns.
All's Fair in Oven War
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/All%27s_Fair_in_Oven_War
A two-year remodeling of the kitchen (which (a) results in nobody, including Maggie, looking any older two years into the future, and (b) doesn't exist in any other episodes) leads Marge to make a dessert for a church event which is so popular that Ned suggests she enter the Ovenfresh Bake-off, but when the other contestants sabotage her entry, she returns the favor by adding an extra ingredient to the other entries - Maggie's ear drops, not knowing that Lisa saw her do it; when Bart finds the Playdude magazines that Marge found, cut out all of the nudes, and threw out, he and Milhouse think they should start acting like the bachelors in the magazines, including turning the treehouse into a bachelor pad, complete with James Caan
Sleeping with the Enemy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Sleeping_with_the_Enemy
When Bart gets a perfect score on a state capitals test (thanks to Mrs. Krabappel leaving a map of the USA on the wall for all to see), the party Marge throws for him is so lame that Marge thinks that Bart and Lisa feel she is "overmothering" them, so she shares her love with someone else - Nelson - resulting in Marge taking Nelson in (and putting him in with Bart) when Nelson's mother leaves him; Lisa decides to try to lose weight when she realizes how fat her butt is - from her family, friends, and mirror.
She Used to Be My Girl
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/She_Used_to_Be_My_Girl
Marge discovers that her high school journalism partner, Chloe (they were the Springfield High version of Woodward & Bernstein), is now a network TV news reporter (while Marge decided to forego college and marry Homer, Chloe broke up with her boyfriend, Barney, to go to journalism school); when Lisa seems more interested in what Chloe has done with her life than what Marge did with hers, she has to sneak out in the back of Chloe's car to attend a U.N. women's conference in Capitol City, only to end up surrounded by lava with Chloe at the base of the erupting Mount Springfield; can Marge save the day? Is there someone out there who can, oh, I don't know, maybe fly a helicopter to get Chloe out of there? Is this the end of Classic Drunk Barney?
Fat Man and Little Boy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Man_and_Little_Boy
Bart refuses to accept that he is no longer a boy after he loses his last baby tooth, so he decides to express himself with T-shirt slogans, which bring him to the attention of a local novelty salesmen interested in becoming Bart's partner, causing the recently-fired Homer to consider himself the number two man of the house; a documentary on lions leads Homer to believe that the only way back to the top is to re-establish himself with another young cub, so he turns Lisa's science project - a model of the first nuclear reactor - into a working model, complete with plutonium he "acquired" from the plant.
Midnight Rx
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Midnight_Rx
When Mr. Burns cancels the plant employees' prescription drug plan, Homer decides to get cheap prescription drugs from Canada (with forged Canadian ID papers), only for Grampa, Ned, and Apu to join him on a second trip, which is not as successful as the first; however, when Smithers is at the brink of death because of a thyroid condition, Burns decides to finance one final run (it's easier than teaching someone new the filing system) with the help of his plane, "The Plywood Pelican"
Mommie Beerest
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mommie_Beerest
Moe's Tavern is closed by a health inspector, so Homer takes out a mortgage on his house to open the bar again. As a result, Marge becomes Moe's business partner and turns the bar into a British pub that makes them spend too much time together, which worries Homer.
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_and_Ned%27s_Hail_Mary_Pass
Homer starts to teach sport players his dances and is placed in charge of the halftime show of the next Super Bowl. Meanwhile, Ned creates a violent film about Bible stories, which makes Marge angry, so she stops him from displaying it.
Pranksta Rap
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Pranksta_Rap
Homer and Marge don't let Bart go to a rap concert, so he escapes and tells his parents he was kidnapped, but Chief Wiggum believes the kidnapper is Kirk Van Houten and he arrests him.
There's Something About Marrying
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/There%27s_Something_About_Marrying
Gay and lesbian couples are allowed to get married in Springfield and Patty Bouvier comes out of the closet.
On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/On_a_Clear_Day_I_Can%27t_See_My_Sister
Lisa becomes fed up with Bart's teasing and takes out a restraining order against him, while Homer takes a job as a Sprawl-Mart greeter. Guest star Gary Busey appears as himself and Jane Kaczmarek returns as Judge Constance Harm.
Goo Goo Gai Pan
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Goo_Goo_Gai_Pan
Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains (with help from a video starring Robert Wagner) that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Adoption is suggested, but the Springfield orphanage is empty. Lisa suggests adopting a baby girl from China. One problem is that the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt. No problem; Selma writes down a name for her husband - Homer's - and "The Simpsons are going to China!" (with Marge acting as Bart and Lisa's nanny) so Selma and Homer can pick up the baby together.
Mobile Homer
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Mobile_Homer
When Homer nearly gets killed by a repeatedly closing garage door, Marge suggests that he gets health insurance (pausing to stop him choking on a closed window). However, Homer is considered uninsurable. so Marge starts saving money by cutting corners, which doesn't work very well when Homer wastes it faster than Marge saves it. Marge insists that she takes charge of the family finances, resulting in Homer using the savings on the down-payment for an RV. Marge has finally had enough, and stops talking to him, so Homer seeks out some new friends - fellow RV owners, whom he invites to pull into his backyard. However, their problems disappear the next morning; the problem is, so do Bart and Lisa, who decide to drive the RV back to the sales lot.
The Seven-Beer Snitch
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seven-Beer_Snitch
While in Shelbyville, the Simpsons watch a musical about the town, which includes a character from Springfield who isn't particularly bright. Marge suggests to the Springfield Cultural Activities Board to have a concert hall, built by Frank Gehry (voicing himself); however, when it becomes clear that nobody in Springfield likes classical music, the building is sold to Mr. Burns, who turns it into a prison. One of its first inmates is Homer, who is arrested for "abusing litter" when he kicks a can five times, in violation of a decades-old law. When Snake tries to escape, Homer thinks he "accidentally" fell into a garbage truck and tells the guards; Mr. Burns, the warden, thinks Homer has a future as a snitch - and so does Homer, when he gets a large-screen plasma TV for his help. Once word gets out, however, a phony jailbreak is leaked to Homer so the guards won't be around when the prisoners go after him... Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa's attempts to discover why Snowball II is so fat lead them to a shocking discovery; their cat is leading two lives by living with another family - and is able to do tricks for them as well.
Future-Drama
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Future-Drama
In the middle of yet another one of their fights, Bart and Lisa stumble into the basement of Professor Frink's house, where he has been expecting them; it seems that he has perfected the science of predicting the future through astrology. He shows them a glimpse of Springfield "Eight years from Tuesday", where Bart and Lisa are getting ready to attend their Senior Prom before graduating together; Lisa is not only graduating at age 16, but has a scholarship to Yale provided by Mr. Burns he started as punishment for cancelling Christmas. One small problem; Bart's girlfriend isn't happy with his plans for their future, but when Bart saves Mr. Burns from a robbery, Burns gives Bart the chance to go to college - by giving him Lisa's scholarship.
Don't Fear the Roofer
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Don%27t_Fear_the_Roofer
It's raining in Springfield, and Homer's roof is leaking, so Homer takes the only sensible course of action; he heads off to Moe's. However, he spoils a surprise party for Lenny, and makes it worse when the barstool he sits on turns to be a cake in the shape of Lenny's favorite seat, so he's tossed out by Moe. Homer ends up at Knockers, where he meets a fellow loner (voiced by Ray Romano), who turns out to be a roofer. However, nobody but Homer ever seems to be able to see Ray - not even Bart, who was in the home repair warehouse with the two of them - so Marge and Dr. Hibbert have Homer declared insane.
The Heartbroke Kid
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Heartbroke_Kid
Vending machines appear at Springfield Elementary School, and Bart quickly gets hooked on the junk food they dispense. The family is trying their very best to help him lose weight, but the junk food is still in play. Can Bart stop this addiction to sugary junk food?
A Star is Torn
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/A_Star_is_Torn
Lisa sings the rest of the family to sleep with a rendition of "Mockingbird" (after they are all suffering from the system shock of an all-vegetable meal), which is so good that she decides to enter Krusty's "Li'l Starmaker" competition (with a grand prize of being animated into an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon). However, when another singer (voiced by American Idol's third winner, Fantasia Barrino) sings a much better version of "Mockingbird", Homer quickly pens a song about Springfield which is a hit with the crowd, and Lisa qualifies for the show. With Homer's help (especially in handling with stagehands), Lisa makes it to the finals, but when Homer goes one step too far with his stage fathering, she fires him, and he ends up lending his talents to her final competition.
Thank God It's Doomsday
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Thank_God_It%27s_Doomsday
Bart, Lisa, and Homer duck into the mall movie theater after Bart and Lisa have a mishap at the new barber and have to avoid the school's camera club. Inside, Homer watches a movie about the end of the world as foretold in the Bible, leading Homer to do a little research and work out that the Apocalypse begins in one week. Nobody listens to him, until he makes a prediction that "the stars will fall to the Earth", which is exactly what happens when a celebrity-filled blimp crashes, and soon Homer has a pack of followers who join him for the end"- and then desert him when the end doesn't happen, and don't listen to him when he discovers a mistake in his calculations (he counted 12 people at the last supper, but forgot to count Jesus, making 13) - especially Moe, who sold his bar to a company that turned it into a sushi restaurant.
Home Away from Homer
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Home_Away_from_Homer
Ned hasn't been doing too well at the Leftorium ever since LeftMart opened, so Marge suggests that he rent out one of his rooms, which he does, to two girls from the local community college. However, the two girls have a sideline of their own; a webcam of their bedroom (www.sexyslumberparty.com - and, at the time the episode first aired, the link worked, pointing to a site with drawings of the two girls), which soon becomes a town hit. When Marge finds out, she drags Homer (literally, by the ear) to Ned, who discovers the truth and realizes that he can't trust anybody in Springfield any more. There is one place he can go; Humbleton, Pennsylvania, the home of the Humble Figurines that he collects.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Father,_the_Son_and_the_Holy_Guest_Star
Bart is expelled by Principal Skinner for a prank at a school Meideval Festival that was actually caused by Groundskeeper Willie (who was mad at having to be the village idiot and the one should have been fired), and ends up going to a Catholic school, which is more affordable than other private schools. The only person who takes a real interest in Bart is Father Sean, who explains he acted a bit like Bart in his day, and lends Bart a "Lives of the Saints" comic book. Marge is afraid that Bart is turning into a Catholic (which, with all of the sitting, standing, and kneeling, she calls "Simon Says without a winner"), but Homer is sidetracked by the fact that the school is having a pancake dinner followed by bingo, and when he discovers that he can be absolved of all sins through confession if he converts, Marge problems are doubled, especially when she realizes that Catholics do not believe in birth control.
Voting ends July 23th, Midnight EDT.
Previous winners:
1: Krusty Gets Busted
2: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
3: Homer at the Bat
4: Marge vs. the Monorail
5: Cape Feare
6: Homie the Clown
7: Radioactive Man
8: You Only Move Twice
9: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
10: Mayored to the Mob
11: Behind the Laughter
12: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
13: I Am Furious Yellow
14a: How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
14b: Old-Yeller Belly
15: Today, I Am a Clown