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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 3, 2007 15:14:30 GMT -5
I think this thread has taken quite a turn into some creepy territory. And you know what, I love it.
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 3, 2007 20:06:33 GMT -5
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Sigma: Current SRW Champ!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 3, 2007 20:15:28 GMT -5
Me Rican, has anybody told you that you look like Sonjay Dutt, but with more hair on the top of your head? Because you sorta do.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Jun 3, 2007 20:38:32 GMT -5
I think this thread has taken quite a turn into some creepy territory. And you know what, I love it. This is turning into an episode of Jerry Springer and I'm starting to look like the poor guy that had no clue. lol
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Post by rrm15 on Jun 3, 2007 20:53:21 GMT -5
Me Rican, has anybody told you that you look like Sonjay Dutt, but with more hair on the top of your head? Because you sorta do. No, actually.
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Post by normcoleman on Jun 3, 2007 22:05:57 GMT -5
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Post by #RUDO on Jun 3, 2007 22:27:51 GMT -5
Me and Petey Williams, yes I am tall Me and Delirious. He chewed my hair, so I chewed his tassle, only fair! Here's me and my Samoan BodyGuard.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 3, 2007 22:47:16 GMT -5
Me and Petey Williams, yes I am tall Me and Delirious. He chewed my hair, so I chewed his tassle, only fair! Here's me and my Samoan BodyGuard. To picture #1: The Canadian Destroyer is my favorite TNA Finisher, so I'm a tad jealous right there. To Picture #2: What did the tassle taste like anyways? And I heard in Lizardese that if he chews your hair and you chew his tassle, that's considered 3rd base. To Picture #3: Joe will kill you....With kindness.
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Post by #RUDO on Jun 3, 2007 22:55:03 GMT -5
The tassle tasted alright, I think it was a new mask. Because it wasn't until afterwards that I realised how gross that could have been. Excuse me? 3rd Base, I'm a lady! the tassle/hair exchange actually means we are married in 47 states. Although we are currently trying for a baby, which involves intricate braiding of the tassles, to achieve. Although everytime I attempt it the telephone rings and he runs around the kitchen undoing all of my hard work!
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 3, 2007 23:11:17 GMT -5
The tassle tasted alright, I think it was a new mask. Because it wasn't until afterwards that I realised how gross that could have been. Excuse me? 3rd Base, I'm a lady! the tassle/hair exchange actually means we are married in 47 states. Although we are currently trying for a baby, which involves intricate braiding of the tassles, to achieve. Although everytime I attempt it the telephone rings and he runs around the kitchen undoing all of my hard work! That has to be the best response that I've ever had. And further research shows that pregnancy can also happen with the Lizardese if you chew 5 tassles at a time, or the intricate braiding technique. The 5 tassles at a time technique isn't always successful, but it does work at least 75% of the time. Delirious's younger brother, Paranoid, tried this with my aunt Beth. She is now pregnant with fraternal twins. One will be called Sue, the other will be called Mesmerize.
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Post by #RUDO on Jun 3, 2007 23:20:47 GMT -5
We tried the chewing technique but due to my husbands low tadpole count (he wears the baggy wrestling tights, but alas no improvement) it's the more difficult braiding for us.
Give our regards to Beth, last time I spoke to Paranoid he was saying 'Vrayharrrph linkiBAYBEEES' which I think sums up how we all feel about this joyous news.
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 3, 2007 23:24:07 GMT -5
I'll be sure to tell Beth that information, but it's kinda hard to do because both Paranoid and Aunt Beth both have regular jobs. Beth is a secretary and Paranoid is the top seller of Mac Computers in all of the Pacific Northwest, and I misplaced their number. I would have to find it.
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 3, 2007 23:40:43 GMT -5
I found the number and called her and something seriously wrong happened. Someone wearing a Paranoid mask and had the same wrestling tights showed up last night, while the real Paranoid was on a business trip to Portland, Oregon. They had a very intimate tassle chewing session which didn't turn out well. Paranoid showed up a couple of minutes after they started because he forgot his passport. The imposter turns out to be Christopher Daniels. After he was discovered, he blasted Paranoid with a Powermac. Beth told me that Paranoid was forgiving, and right now, they are having a make-up tassle chewing.
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Post by Psy on Jun 3, 2007 23:43:36 GMT -5
That Delirious pic is pure gold, I tells ya!
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Post by #RUDO on Jun 3, 2007 23:57:36 GMT -5
I found the number and called her and something seriously wrong happened. Someone wearing a Paranoid mask and had the same wrestling tights showed up last night, while the real Paranoid was on a business trip to Portland, Oregon. They had a very intimate tassle chewing session which didn't turn out well. Paranoid showed up a couple of minutes after they started because he forgot his passport. The imposter turns out to be Christopher Daniels. After he was discovered, he blasted Paranoid with a Powermac. Beth told me that Paranoid was forgiving, and right now, they are having a make-up tassle chewing. Sweet Baby Jesus, does Uber-Daniels have no pride? He compromised a pregnant lady by dressing as her husband? He needs to get his Sting mask back on and bother Mrs. Borden. The filthy swine! I just hope Sue and Mesmorize aren't traumatised by this, last thing Beth needs are her children BME'ing out of her womb. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks Psy's I'm so glad Delirious understood my English accent and complied with the silliness of my photo request
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jun 4, 2007 0:17:05 GMT -5
I found the number and called her and something seriously wrong happened. Someone wearing a Paranoid mask and had the same wrestling tights showed up last night, while the real Paranoid was on a business trip to Portland, Oregon. They had a very intimate tassle chewing session which didn't turn out well. Paranoid showed up a couple of minutes after they started because he forgot his passport. The imposter turns out to be Christopher Daniels. After he was discovered, he blasted Paranoid with a Powermac. Beth told me that Paranoid was forgiving, and right now, they are having a make-up tassle chewing. WAIT, HOLD IT... A passport issue on a trip to Portland, OR? What the hell is my state doin'?
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by Sigma: Current SRW Champ! on Jun 4, 2007 0:43:19 GMT -5
I found the number and called her and something seriously wrong happened. Someone wearing a Paranoid mask and had the same wrestling tights showed up last night, while the real Paranoid was on a business trip to Portland, Oregon. They had a very intimate tassle chewing session which didn't turn out well. Paranoid showed up a couple of minutes after they started because he forgot his passport. The imposter turns out to be Christopher Daniels. After he was discovered, he blasted Paranoid with a Powermac. Beth told me that Paranoid was forgiving, and right now, they are having a make-up tassle chewing. WAIT, HOLD IT... A passport issue on a trip to Portland, OR? What the hell is my state doin'? I forgot, they live in Canada.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 4, 2007 2:50:24 GMT -5
Me and Petey Williams, yes I am tall Dont forget hes like 5'6... ;D
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 4, 2007 13:31:37 GMT -5
[ Me and Delirious. He chewed my hair, so I chewed his tassle, only fair! GREATEST-PICTURE-EVAH!!!
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Post by ellisdee on Jun 4, 2007 18:18:57 GMT -5
In a cafe (my girlfriend is a photographer)
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