Post by Bedlam LadyD on Nov 9, 2006 19:46:28 GMT -5
I admit it. I've nothing embarrassing to admit.
Except your affinity for nancy-boys.
Why does Nancy always get the blame? Nancy boys, Negative Nancy....well, that's actually all I have but still! Poor Nancy never desrved all the hate.
And admit it, you wanted man-chick Mana until you realized 'she' was in fact a 'he'.
AND I FULLY ADMIT I LOVE PRETTY BOYS. Whoa, and the word transvestite made me think of Rocky Horror, which automatically goes to Tim Curry. That freak had better legs then I do. Is that a good admission of embarrassment?
Go like Trash Cassidy on facebook and look her up on youtube.
Post by hellohumanoids on Nov 13, 2006 15:50:35 GMT -5
I have a hobby that is embarressing to admit to anyone in real life(and i never have), but i don't regret doing it and i enjoyed. Read on, cos this is Jerry Springer material!
When i was on holiday in San Francisco, i went out at 12MIDNIGHT, dressed as a WOMAN, wearing a white T-shirt and DAISY DUKES(short denim hotpants) with giant slits at the sides and a black wig in october, yes, OCTOBER 2005. It was quite cold, and i went to diva's bar, met countless transexuals, refused an offer of sex for money, then went to Trannyshack, danced about,snogged some guys, and had pulled my daisy dukes down to my ankles at one point (bottomless!) for about 30 secs (I'm obsessed with public nudity in nightclubs btw). I like to put on a performance.
You ain't seen me, but i can tell that i make a very convincing, even HOT, woman, thats mainly why i did do it. Another thing, in most of my sigs, if a hot chick's in it, not only does it turn me on, but i would also like their wardrobe. Sick, but true. Hopefully one day, you will see my pics.
I do still prefer woman, but then there's that 20% of me...lol Don't think i will ever admit this to anyone, even when drunk. It's too much of of a risk, too damn big of a skeleton in my closet!
See the sig down below(which i won't have forever), thats almost exactly what i wore, except the white shirt had very short sleeves, and imagine a big slit up those shorts. Yes, i am a shameful attention seeker.
Maxwell Hayden Friedman
Bill S. Preston, Esq. Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
Post by Maxwell Hayden Friedman on Nov 29, 2006 12:15:38 GMT -5
Okay. Backstory: I'm 6"1 and wear size 15 shoes. Keep that in mind.
Alright, me and my family were driving up north to see some of my family. What should have been an 8 hour drive took us damn near 14 hours. So of course, being trapped in a car with two younger brothers who won't shut the hell up and your iPod dying halfway there can really suck ass. So anyway, we stop because my brother has to use the restroom. My brothers go first and come back out by the time I step foot in the damn place. Seeing as how my brothers were so kind as to not tell me where the bathrooms are, I walk into the nearest restroom. Now, keep in mind that I was dead tired and would have prefered drowning than more torture with those two. So, being the genius that I am, I go into a stall and handle my business. After I'm done, I hear the scariest thing you can hear in a restroom: women's voices. Yes, I went and took a crap in a WOMEN'S RESTROOM. My mom (she drove us. My dad would've done it, but he couldn't get a break), being the caring person that she is, walks in, sees my shoes, and LAUGHS HER ASS OFF. So I, the 6"1 size 15 shoe wearing 15 year old, had to walk out of the stall, through a crowd of women and their daughters, and out of the Burger King. I'd love to see anyone try to top that.
And yes, my brothers made things worse. That's what little brothers are for.
Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Nov 29, 2006 21:47:27 GMT -5
I'm terrified of midgets/little people. I don't like them, touching them, and especially seeing them run in person. If they're on TV it's ok, but in person...NO WAY.
I had some little people in my family, so they don't bother me.
But I'm Monkish around spit. If you spit on me, I will dash to the nearest water source to wash it off. And btw, for those who are going to ask, I've never had a girlfriend so I don't know what I would do there (probably just block it out, I've done it before).
To all who have entertained me over my tenure on the boards, thank you.
I'll be here from time to time to read PMs should I get them but other than that, I'm gone. If you want to talk to me, you know my AIM name.