Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Nov 16, 2006 19:38:34 GMT -5
That's a good philosophy too.
Swearing is fun =D
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 16, 2006 19:40:04 GMT -5
I get told a lot "The ignorant man swears when he is angry because he can't think of better words to say."
I always thought that the ignorant man was smarter than we all f***ing though, cuz he thought of some pretty damn good words to say when he was angry.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 16, 2006 19:40:05 GMT -5
That's a good philosophy too. Swearing is fun =D Good, wholesome fun.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Nov 16, 2006 19:41:30 GMT -5
Fun for the whole family, don'cha know.
It's good as long as you don't fill every sentence with f*** like every other word.
Then it's just tiresome.
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 16, 2006 19:42:00 GMT -5
But what if you're that one guy from Undergrads?
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Nov 16, 2006 19:42:50 GMT -5
Like Bill Hicks said: "It's just a ride." Did he say, "Life's just a ride, once in a while, you've got to stop the car, get out, and start swearing about stuff"? Cuz that's sorta my philosophy at this point. Not really. He said: # "The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, 'Hey – don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride ...' And we ... kill those people. Ha ha, 'Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because – it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead, spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 16, 2006 19:42:53 GMT -5
I get told a lot "The ignorant man swears when he is angry because he can't think of better words to say." I always thought that the ignorant man was smarter than we all f***ing though, cuz he thought of some pretty damn good words to say when he was angry. I like to just make up curse words and insults and sell them like their legit. I made a little kid cry when I told him I saw his mom 'crimping' the mailman.
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 16, 2006 19:43:42 GMT -5
I get told a lot "The ignorant man swears when he is angry because he can't think of better words to say." I always thought that the ignorant man was smarter than we all f***ing though, cuz he thought of some pretty damn good words to say when he was angry. I like to just make up curse words and insults and sell them like their legit. I made a little kid cry when I told him I saw his mom 'crimping' the mailman. She made his hair all wavy?
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 16, 2006 19:46:16 GMT -5
I like to just make up curse words and insults and sell them like their legit. I made a little kid cry when I told him I saw his mom 'crimping' the mailman. She made his hair all wavy? Apparently. And if that's what it really means, then maybe that sentence had some substance to it afterall...
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Nov 16, 2006 19:46:44 GMT -5
I get told a lot "The ignorant man swears when he is angry because he can't think of better words to say." I always thought that the ignorant man was smarter than we all f***ing though, cuz he thought of some pretty damn good words to say when he was angry. I like to just make up curse words and insults and sell them like their legit. I made a little kid cry when I told him I saw his mom 'crimping' the mailman. Crimping ain't easy.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Nov 16, 2006 19:46:52 GMT -5
I wish I could crimp the mailman...
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 16, 2006 19:47:52 GMT -5
I like to just make up curse words and insults and sell them like their legit. I made a little kid cry when I told him I saw his mom 'crimping' the mailman. Crimping ain't easy. That was beautiful.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Nov 16, 2006 19:49:32 GMT -5
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Post by invaderdave on Nov 16, 2006 19:50:31 GMT -5
I like to just make up curse words and insults and sell them like their legit. I made a little kid cry when I told him I saw his mom 'crimping' the mailman. Crimping ain't easy. Deus is Mick Foley? Or perhaps just an avid fan of said Foley who read Foley is Good.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Nov 16, 2006 19:52:56 GMT -5
long hair eh, i used to do that game 10th grade *yeah that my report card, i failed, gotta love summer school* senior year, i'm in the back playing guitar, that the longest it went me now practing fantastic oral hygiene
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Nov 16, 2006 19:54:47 GMT -5
Deus is Mick Foley? Or perhaps just an avid fan of said Foley who read Foley is Good. Well, I can't be old Mick. I use a belt to keep my pants up, not a rope. But I bought and read both "Have A Nice Day" and "Foley Is Good". I'm also the douche that couldn't keep his mouth shut in Coventry, when Mick said "People seem to have forgotten an 'O' in 'Foley Is God'". I yelled "Fooley?"
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 16, 2006 20:07:05 GMT -5
Deus is Mick Foley? Or perhaps just an avid fan of said Foley who read Foley is Good. Well, I can't be old Mick. I use a belt to keep my pants up, not a rope. But I bought and read both "Have A Nice Day" and "Foley Is Good". I'm also the douche that couldn't keep his mouth shut in Coventry, when Mick said "People seem to have forgotten an 'O' in 'Foley Is God'". I yelled "Fooley?" Gold.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Posts: 19,874
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Nov 16, 2006 21:25:55 GMT -5
long hair eh, i used to do that game 10th grade *yeah that my report card, i failed, gotta love summer school* senior year, i'm in the back playing guitar, that the longest it went me now practing fantastic oral hygiene I gotta say, the long hair suited you quite well.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Nov 16, 2006 22:37:44 GMT -5
long hair eh, i used to do that game 10th grade *yeah that my report card, i failed, gotta love summer school* senior year, i'm in the back playing guitar, that the longest it went me now practing fantastic oral hygiene I gotta say, the long hair suited you quite well. yeah but playing football in it, going to shows in it and getting sweaty pissed me off so i had to cut it. plus the nameless amounts of taunts from being a dirtbag to being called a chick. my senior picture is worse, it seriously looks like i have a vagina. and that why i never got senior pictures
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,874
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Nov 16, 2006 23:02:27 GMT -5
Haha...I get called a chick all the time. And not just in jest...I mean people really think I'm a girl. I have hips and I don't carry myself in a masculine way, so it's not surprising...but yeah. I don't really get offended by it.
But I agree, playing football with long hair would get quite annoying.
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