mrbananagrabber
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Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 22, 2014 12:01:13 GMT -5
Now he's fully on-board with the douchbag actor thing, the Miz needs an agent to book his matches, call him "baby" and tell him how much the people love him. He should smoke cigars, wear sunglasses and a big fur coat. And it should be this man. His dad. Thank you for your time.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 22, 2014 12:03:08 GMT -5
Now he's fully on-board with the douchbag actor thing, the Miz needs an agent to book his matches, call him "baby" and tell him how much the people love him. He should smoke cigars, wear sunglasses and a big fur coat. And it should be this man. His dad. Thank you for your time. Didn't his dad used to date Evan Bourne's mom? I miss the dirtsheet
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 12:19:46 GMT -5
If there ever was a time to call up Enzo Amore to portray a sleazy agent...
He doesn't even have to wrestle, just making deals and cutting awesome promos 24/7.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 12:22:04 GMT -5
Should just be Jimmy Hart.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 12:28:21 GMT -5
Someone said that Cameron would be a great valet for him and I agree. They can both be delusional "A-Listers" together as they announce that they're an item as a way to boost their profile. Now they need an agent and that's where Brad Maddox returns. Though stuck in a cave, Maddox will be "rescued" by Miz because he's a hero in life just like he's a hero on the big screen. It just writes itself.
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Post by slappy on Jul 22, 2014 12:38:46 GMT -5
Jason Albert can be Miz's agent. Otunga can be his lawyer. Alberto Del Rio should use his money to executive produce Miz's movies. Riley, Truth and Ryder are his obnoxious friends that ride his coattails and are famous for being his friends.
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Jul 22, 2014 13:09:13 GMT -5
They had the perfect guy with the perfect look for this in NXT. Sadly, Nick "I have no belly button" Rogers has already been released.
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Post by jacobsinc224 on Jul 22, 2014 13:29:10 GMT -5
The Miz's agent can only be one man: SUMMERFEST
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 22, 2014 13:34:53 GMT -5
Now he's fully on-board with the douchbag actor thing, the Miz needs an agent to book his matches, call him "baby" and tell him how much the people love him. He should smoke cigars, wear sunglasses and a big fur coat. And it should be this man. His dad. Thank you for your time. Didn't his dad used to date Evan Bourne's mom? I miss the dirtsheet It was the other way around. Evan Bourne's dad dated Miz's mom.
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Post by walterharrow on Jul 22, 2014 13:36:37 GMT -5
This could be a fun role for Brad Maddox (he could be the Miz's version of Rockstar Spud)
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Post by JTG Fan on Jul 22, 2014 13:36:38 GMT -5
As much as I don't care to see him on TV, Riley would perfect to once again be Miz's hanger-on lackey.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 13:37:34 GMT -5
Didn't his dad used to date Evan Bourne's mom? I miss the dirtsheet It was the other way around. Evan Bourne's dad dated Miz's mom. Did someone hold him at gunpoint and force him to? That lady is scary.
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Post by pepsitwist on Jul 22, 2014 13:59:59 GMT -5
Miz Dad > The Miz
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 14:03:02 GMT -5
Should just be Jimmy Hart. People like Heath Slater and the Miz make me wish that Jimmy Hart could just be immortal.
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Jul 22, 2014 14:44:58 GMT -5
I don't think Jimmy Hart is up for the traveling schedule.
f*** it, just get Rockstar Spud himself. Can't -that- hard to pull off.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jul 22, 2014 14:46:49 GMT -5
He doesn't need an agent. He needs an obnoxious model wife. Maryse's time has come again. BE JEALOUS!
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krozor
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Post by krozor on Jul 22, 2014 17:40:32 GMT -5
Miz's dad should bankrupt Miz by spending all his money like Paulie in Rocky, and then a newly poor and humbled Miz has to take Maryse and go back to living on the streets in Cleveland, wrestling just to get by.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 22, 2014 21:29:30 GMT -5
I could see miz's dad being the scummy manager. Pulling up to the arena in an 87 iroc with different colored fenders blasting molly hatchet. kind of like the dad at the end of the waterboy
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Jul 22, 2014 21:35:22 GMT -5
Dr. Shelby for no real reason..
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the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Jul 22, 2014 23:36:43 GMT -5
As much as I don't care to see him on TV, Riley would perfect to once again be Miz's hanger-on lackey. Riley was pretty harsh on Miz on the Raw pre-show. I don't think he's an option.
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