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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 22, 2014 18:06:05 GMT -5
Who would you say are the 5 worst bodies out of the full-time roster? I was just thinking about this when watching a Wyatt match. If Wyatt was an indie nobody he'd get get shit on for being one of those guys who wrestles in a t-shirt. Yeah, I know it's actually a muscle shirt, but it's close enough.
I'm not saying Wyatt is even in the bottom 5, but he was the one that gave me the idea for this thread.
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Post by Lila on Jul 22, 2014 18:17:46 GMT -5
What does your body look like?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 18:21:17 GMT -5
Sin Cardio
Bo Dallas
Bray Wyatt
The Usos
Roman Reigns
That might be way off. I mostly wanted to put Sin Cara.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 22, 2014 18:22:46 GMT -5
What does your body look like? Not great at all. What does that have to do with this thread? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 22, 2014 18:24:19 GMT -5
I can't really say Bray's body is bad in that it does everything he needs it to. He's never looked limited by it, and some guys are just built stocky.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jul 22, 2014 18:29:29 GMT -5
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 22, 2014 18:37:04 GMT -5
Only active roster guys. Although if they want to put him on the active roster I wouldn't complain. I liked The Goonies after all. |
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Post by Nickybojelais on Jul 22, 2014 18:45:37 GMT -5
Bo Dallas immediately came to mind. He is the only one whose body hypnotically wobbles when he moves.
Post comment note ***It took me a lot of will power to refrain from suggesting a course of liBOsuction***
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Post by Pillman's Pencil on Jul 22, 2014 18:45:57 GMT -5
Would of had Bootista on the list.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 18:49:36 GMT -5
I can't really say Bray's body is bad in that it does everything he needs it to. He's never looked limited by it, and some guys are just built stocky. I don't think his body is bad, nor do I think any of the ones I listed are like "ugh gross" or anything. But, it's all relative. In WWE, the normal guy is like Dolph Ziggler or something. |
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Post by mizerable on Jul 22, 2014 19:00:25 GMT -5
Bo Dallas looks like a kindergartener made him out of Play-dough.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 22, 2014 19:01:18 GMT -5
I can't really say Bray's body is bad in that it does everything he needs it to. He's never looked limited by it, and some guys are just built stocky. I don't think his body is bad, nor do I think any of the ones I listed are like "ugh gross" or anything. But, it's all relative. In WWE, the normal guy is like Dolph Ziggler or something. That's kind of the point of the thread. Not to say these guys have bad bodies, but just to point out whose is worst relative to the rest of the roster. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 22, 2014 19:01:28 GMT -5
I can't really say Bray's body is bad in that it does everything he needs it to. He's never looked limited by it, and some guys are just built stocky. I don't think his body is bad, nor do I think any of the ones I listed are like "ugh gross" or anything. But, it's all relative. In WWE, the normal guy is like Dolph Ziggler or something. It reminds me of when someone made a thread about what wrestler guys here could beat up, and some people said Cody, he was a popular answer. Cody is WWE slim, but he's not a small dude, and realistically, he'd probably beat the shit out of most of us, easily. People lose perspective on how strong wrestlers are. Hell, look at Shelton Benjamin. He's medium sized by WWE standards, but he was huge compared to most ROH guys. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 22, 2014 19:03:42 GMT -5
Both Rotundas look like the 'before' pictures in an exercise infomercial
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Post by Dub H on Jul 22, 2014 19:04:40 GMT -5
I don't think his body is bad, nor do I think any of the ones I listed are like "ugh gross" or anything. But, it's all relative. In WWE, the normal guy is like Dolph Ziggler or something. It reminds me of when someone made a thread about what wrestler guys here could beat up, and some people said Cody, he was a popular answer. Cody is WWE slim, but he's not a small dude, and realistically, he'd probably beat the shit out of most of us, easily. People lose perspective on how strong wrestlers are. Hell, look at Shelton Benjamin. He's medium sized by WWE standards, but he was huge compared to most ROH guys. That thread was hilarious.Maybe i am insulting someone by saying that,but i think that people saying they could,unless they legit have some martial art or training their belt,don't have much idea about fights to say that. Anyway Hard to say worst body since most of then are in shape or look intimidating I wanna say Goldust,but i can't tell with his bodysuit. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 22, 2014 19:05:17 GMT -5
I don't think his body is bad, nor do I think any of the ones I listed are like "ugh gross" or anything. But, it's all relative. In WWE, the normal guy is like Dolph Ziggler or something. It reminds me of when someone made a thread about what wrestler guys here could beat up, and some people said Cody, he was a popular answer. Cody is WWE slim, but he's not a small dude, and realistically, he'd probably beat the shit out of most of us, easily. People lose perspective on how strong wrestlers are. Hell, look at Shelton Benjamin. He's medium sized by WWE standards, but he was huge compared to most ROH guys. I saw Tyson Kidd the airport and he was friggin' huge compared to how he looks on TV. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2014 19:05:33 GMT -5
I once suggested Bo Dallas needs to have his victory laps in slow motion for the TV watching audience. Then I'd realize how terrifying that would be to see his belly jiggle up and down in slow motion. Which is why it needs to be done! BOLIEVE!!!!!
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Post by Some Guy on Jul 22, 2014 19:07:56 GMT -5
The lack of Bull Dempsey mentioning so far is upsetting me.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 22, 2014 19:29:02 GMT -5
Big Show is semi Active
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Plus some of the guys we say are "fat", that fat could be muscle as well
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 22, 2014 19:36:16 GMT -5
It reminds me of when someone made a thread about what wrestler guys here could beat up, and some people said Cody, he was a popular answer. Cody is WWE slim, but he's not a small dude, and realistically, he'd probably beat the shit out of most of us, easily. People lose perspective on how strong wrestlers are. Hell, look at Shelton Benjamin. He's medium sized by WWE standards, but he was huge compared to most ROH guys. That thread was hilarious.Maybe i am insulting someone by saying that,but i think that people saying they could,unless they legit have some martial art or training their belt,don't have much idea about fights to say that. Anyway Hard to say worst body since most of then are in shape or look intimidating I wanna say Goldust,but i can't tell with his bodysuit. Anyone got a link to that topic? I think I remember it, but am not sure. I think it was pretty funny IIRC. I beleive Rey Mysterio was a popular answer and since his knees have only gotten worse would still probably be. |
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