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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jul 23, 2014 19:32:21 GMT -5
Surprised Orton's only in fourth. Bad as Del Rio's character is, at least his matches are exciting. Orton's got nothing going for him, from formulaic promos, to formulaic matches, to just being an all-together formulaic guy. The man is just dull.
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Post by FinalGwen on Jul 23, 2014 19:33:33 GMT -5
Rusev (with Lana as a subset). Give me 10 Kane matches a night over 5 minutes of this trainwreck of a gimmick.
RVD. He makes X-Pac look like a dynamic and evolving character. Still acts like he stepped out of the mid 90s, just with more botchiness.
Orton. Because he's Orton.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Jul 23, 2014 19:41:40 GMT -5
Triple H. He needs to go away as an onscreen character.
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Post by Germansuplex on Jul 24, 2014 1:13:45 GMT -5
I was tempted to vote Del Rio on principle, but Cena has to be #1 here. Sure, he's an awesome performer, but his character is more stale than ever before. Plus, he's the champ now (as usual), so the focus is more on him now.
Other votes went to Big Show and RVD.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 24, 2014 1:21:08 GMT -5
Alberto, Big Show, and Kane
Of this options given, this is not debatable. I would say Khali if he were in the poll.
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Jul 24, 2014 4:08:52 GMT -5
It seemed like a hard choice at first, but when I really thought about it, I went with Kane. He's just blah in the ring and on the mic is beyond cheesy. I still think he should've retire after his WHC reign, which I thought was a great story to go out on, but nope he keeps coming back and sucking imo.
Ranking 1.) Kane 2.) The Big Show 3.) Rey Mysterio (With injuries, I just can invest in him and his matches are very annoying to watch.
Thoughts on others.
Cena is stale, but can have a great match with intrigue.
Orton again is stale, but can still have good matches.
ADR is boring as f***, as he has no character now, but again I don't mind watching him work. He carried RVD to some good matches last year imo.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 24, 2014 6:47:02 GMT -5
I'm convinced Bray Wyatt taped three 90 second promos a year ago and the WWE just creatively edits them together to sound like new material every time he opens his mouth.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 24, 2014 6:47:32 GMT -5
Maffew of Botchamania said it the best
"Wrestlers used to have a natural cycle. They debut, beat up some guys, win a title, headline for a bit, then put over other people on their way out. Nowadays, ADR won the title, lost a lot, won the title, lost a lot, you get the idea. With so many long term highs and lows, it's hard for fans to care about the guy anymore. Especially when he doesn't even have the "Rich Guy with a Manservant" going for him. ...Actually it's probably for the best he isn't driving a car into the arena anymore... he'll probably just it Santa again."
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 24, 2014 7:29:00 GMT -5
The answer is always Del Rio.
Although The Demon Kane is putting up a fight for the crown.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Jul 25, 2014 11:29:42 GMT -5
...how long has this thread been "most boring in the bedroom?" XD
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 25, 2014 12:20:09 GMT -5
We gone done got hyjacked
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 25, 2014 12:22:58 GMT -5
Not sure if I should consider this hilarious as it's never been pulled before or mad that it's such an illicit ploy...
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Post by Abdullah on Jul 25, 2014 13:32:28 GMT -5
I don't think Bo Rida did this. It must be someone else!
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Post by "Dashing" Dr.VonPhoenix on Jul 25, 2014 13:43:49 GMT -5
Alberto Del Rio, Randy Orton, and John Cena are basically CAWs with interchangeable promo styles depending on heel or face status. Like many others before me, I was bored just writing that. Also, after seeing Kane live a number of times, I can't believe how high he is on this list. His pyro alone is enough to keep him off of it.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jul 25, 2014 14:35:35 GMT -5
I don't think Bo Rida did this. It must be someone else! Yeah I was framed! But hypothetically if I did do it I would have realised I forgot an "other" option and then found out it was too late to change the poll but I could change the question (take that Piper!), and of course I would have waited until it was off the first page before changing it for my own amusment. Maybe it's best I didn't ask people to list the "Least sexy WWE moments" and then when it was full of people talking about Mae Young stripping and the Patterson vs Brisco evening gown match changed the title to "sexist WWE moments. As for the original poll I'm surprised to see Cena beating Orton but get why people would vote that way, I suppose he had some good six-man matches against The Shield recently too.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 25, 2014 14:47:08 GMT -5
Cena
Because he'd be constantly thinking about WWE
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jul 25, 2014 15:04:21 GMT -5
Cena. *Yawn*
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Post by Shark on Jul 25, 2014 15:21:26 GMT -5
Given that Nikki has so many vibrators, I think that means that Cena is boring in bed. If he was good, she wouldn't need so many.
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Post by JTG Fan on Jul 25, 2014 15:25:10 GMT -5
Del Rio puts it in, screams "DESTINY!", finishes, and his insipid sped-up music plays.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 25, 2014 15:32:06 GMT -5
Del Rio puts it in, screams "DESTINY!", finishes, and his insipid sped-up music plays. I'd like to think Ricardo introduces him before he enters the bedroom.
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