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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 23:19:08 GMT -5
Well I guess it's time for stores to start stocking up on red paint
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 24, 2014 23:22:36 GMT -5
Well that just looks terrible.
Granted, I'm not the audience for it either, so whatever.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 24, 2014 23:27:02 GMT -5
I wonder if people online will still use that old chestnut, "Still a better love story than Twilight."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 23:49:34 GMT -5
Ah man. I really like that actress too. Ben and Kate was a great show.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 23:51:26 GMT -5
Going to watch this
Need to do research
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 23:58:52 GMT -5
I could go on about how terrible relationship that is the focus of this is, or how that lead actor seems like the most boring guy in the world, the empty shell of a character that is the girl, maybe shake my head at Beyonce ruining her own damn song...
But I'm going to be positive...
I'm... It's... Well... Hmmm...
Dakota Johnson is an attractive woman and if this movie had any effort put into it, they'd include Don Johnson's Heartbeat on the soundtrack.
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jul 25, 2014 0:11:47 GMT -5
As an employee at a movie theatre I am actually looking forward to working on opening night of this film. Think of all the attractive, lonely, and eager housewives/divorcees who will be there.
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Post by Shark on Jul 25, 2014 0:31:18 GMT -5
I wonder if people online will still use that old chestnut, "Still a better love story than Twilight." Actually this may give birth to the "A worse love story than Twilight" meme. This looks bad. I've read all 3 of these books and this looks about how I expected it. These actors are just not Christian and Ana. I'm actually disappointed. I was hoping it would look a lot funnier than it did. Also I find it HILARIOUS that they are using a 10 year old song to hype this movie.
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 25, 2014 0:36:50 GMT -5
Porno in theaters?
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jul 25, 2014 0:37:27 GMT -5
I'll wait for the Vivid version.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 25, 2014 0:43:47 GMT -5
Okay, so I haven't read the stories or anything really about them. The premise of this is like "Rochelle, Rochelle" from Seinfeld? A young girl's strange, erotic journey from some suave businessman's office to his chamber of forbidden bajingo?
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jul 25, 2014 0:53:46 GMT -5
The main guy is trying to hard to sound like Patrick Bateman
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Post by wisdomwizard on Jul 25, 2014 1:15:42 GMT -5
Didn't look terrible to me, just a little generic. Not having read the book, what's so awful about the trailer?
I will say the snippets from the book I found from certain sources were definitely horrid. I'm interested in the Internet's reaction to this if nothing else.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 1:17:50 GMT -5
It's terrible at best, extremely sexist at worst.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Jul 25, 2014 2:35:08 GMT -5
I'll wait for the Vivid version. Pfft they'd be two years too late.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 25, 2014 5:03:32 GMT -5
Completely moronic to do this. It's going to do gangbuster numbers but then hopefully just word of mouth will make it drop off a cliff.
These books are just housewife porn. They're entirely about f***ing. And American cinemas are too terrified to even show a vagina most of the time, let alone a woman actually enjoying having sex. This movie never had a shot of being remotely faithful to the books which, lest we forget, were terrible in the first place.
Never mind the fact that the source material was terrible, but this movie won't even be a proper adaptation of the books in the first place. That's f***ing idiotic. You can't make an R-rated Fifty Shades movie.
But then maybe it'll be massively successful anyway because most of the people who were reading those shitty books were just sexually repressed anyway and so they'll think it's massively sexualised and super hot when it really, really won't be.
Jesus Christ. Just watch porn, people, JUST WATCH PORN.
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Post by ZERO on Jul 25, 2014 5:15:47 GMT -5
When this comes out, I'm going to protest outside my local cinema, Father Ted-style:
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 25, 2014 5:15:48 GMT -5
I saw this movie a few years ago, it was called Secretary though
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 6:29:37 GMT -5
I don't know why, maybe I'm turning into a lonely housewife, but it sparked my interest.
I don't know what to be more ashamed of - feeling it or admitting it.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jul 25, 2014 6:50:24 GMT -5
i read so many hit and miss things about this series, that it made me actually look up pros and cons of christian grey. i only knew what the book was about and read maybe the first 10 pages of the first book, but wow. i don't get how women are falling for this guy.
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